Joke jokes Daquan: Little Three _ Laughing till your stomach hurts _ Laughing and teasing your girlfriend.

A couple were having dinner in a restaurant when suddenly a charming beauty came forward and greeted her husband kindly. After the beauty left, the wife asked, "Who is that woman?" "If you must know?" The husband replied, "She is my mistress."

"Your mistress?" The wife said angrily, "it's too much, we divorce!" "

"Are you sure you want to give up the existing mansions, servants, Mercedes-Benz cars, jewels, mink coats and luxury villas in Hawaii?" The husband asked. The wife did not answer, and the two continued to eat silently. After a long time, the wife finally touched her husband with her hand. "Isn't that Mr. Wang over there?" The wife asked, "Who is the woman next to him?" "It's his mistress." The husband replied. "Oh?" The wife said casually while drinking: "ours is much more beautiful!" " "