Who has some funny jokes? Thank you!

In class, the beautiful female teacher explained to Xiaoming seriously that "milk" means "small". For example, "suckling pig" means "little pig" and "young pigeon" means "little pigeon". Xiao Ming, please make a sentence with "milk".

Xiaoming: My family's economic conditions are not very good. I can only stand 40 square meters of breasts.

Teacher: (I'm dizzy) ... it's useless ... change it.

Xiao Ming: ... teacher, I really can't think of it. I think my nipples are broken.

Teacher: ...

Teacher: multi-digit subtraction. When the low digits are not reduced enough, borrow from the high digits.

Xiaoming: What if we don't borrow high figures?

Teacher: Get out!

The teacher told the Bible that the great flood drowned all living things on the earth.

Xiao Ming asked the teacher: Are you sure?

Teacher: Of course.

Xiaoming: How about fish?

Teacher: Get out!

The teacher suddenly said, "whoever can answer my question can go home directly after class." . Xiaoming immediately threw his schoolbag out. "Who threw it?" "I threw it away, so I went home!" Teacher: ...

The teacher wrote a couplet of "the country enriches the people, the family enriches the people, and the country enriches the people". The monitor wrote the couplet "Magnificent in the sky, magnificent in the earth and magnificent in the world". Xiaoming wrote "Fuck you, Fuck you" couplets. Teacher: Get out. ...

Teacher: Please imagine, if you are in a world afraid of dragons, what should you do if one is about to eat you?

Xiaoming: It's not easy. Stop imagining now!

Teacher: Get out!

Teacher: A pig is a very useful animal. Its meat can be eaten, its skin can be made into leather, and its hair can be made into brushes. Now, who can tell me other uses?

Xiao Ming: Its name can also curse people.

Teacher: Get out!

In history class, the teacher asked Xiaoming, do you know what Li Shizhen's works are?

Xiaoming: I don't know his works, but I know what his last words were. The teacher was curious and asked him what he said. Xiaoming: This grass is poisonous ... Teacher: Get out!

Ha ha ha ha ... Did you laugh?