Humorous stories of celebrities resolving embarrassment

1. Yu Guangzhong is a famous scholar, poet and essayist in Taiwan Province. Once, in a literary award in Taiwan Province Province, most of the winners were young people with dark hair, only Yu Guangzhong was young and his white hair was stained with frost. In contrast, Yu Guangzhong is quite uncomfortable. Yu Guangzhong said humorously in his speech: "When a person wins an award when he is young, he should win the award with the old man, which shows that he has become famous;" But if the old man wins the prize, he should take it with the young man, indicating that he is not behind the times. " The words sound just fell and the audience cheered. Appreciation: It's inevitable to be embarrassed to receive the prize with young people on the same stage in the year of sixty, but the astute Yu Guangzhong dispelled the embarrassment with poetic words. First, he praised the success of young people quietly, and then he just showed his work. Clever adaptability and extraordinary speech charm are displayed incisively and vividly, and at the same time, they are open-minded, and of course the embarrassment disappears. 2. Was the famous poet invited to give an academic report at Capital Normal University? Because it is a ladder classroom, when climbing the steps, the students accidentally tripped on the steps and burst into laughter. Murphy steadied himself, turned to his classmates, pointed to the steps and said, "Look, it's not easy to climb a step. Life is like this, and so is poetry. " This philosophical remark immediately won warm applause. Murphy smiled and said, "It doesn't matter if you don't succeed at first, try again!" " Say, pretend to work hard and go to the podium. Appreciation: It's not embarrassing to fall on the steps in public. Murphy, on the other hand, turned the embarrassing situation into a philosophical quip by changing the angle of the situation in time: "How difficult it is to get to the next level", which not only found a step for himself, but also showed his agility and wit. Zhao Benfu, the author of world without thieves and vice chairman of Jiangsu Writers Association, gave a lecture at the invitation of Nanjing University. Someone at the scene pointed out pointedly that Zhao Benfu began to be noticed gradually because of the light of the film world without thieves. Will he feel sad about this? To this embarrassing question, Zhao Benfu replied, "What's so sad about this? In my opinion, I was' moved by the light of the movie', which seems to be putting the cart before the horse. Just like the tree I planted bears fruit. I ate this fruit. Do you think I should be ashamed? " The wonderful metaphor aroused the applause of the audience. Appreciation: In response to the query, Zhao Benfu used metaphors and skillfully used rhetorical questions to elaborate wonderful solutions, and responded with humorous words such as "planting trees and fruits" to refute the sharp query words. That remark not only made people think deeply, but also fully showed his wit. 4. "Good luck in Beijing" At the press conference after the ITTF year-end finals in 2007, an American reporter sharply asked China male table tennis star Ma Lin: "In the United States, people are most familiar with China athletes Yao Ming and Liu Xiang, but your influence in China seems to be no less than theirs. Why is the attraction contrast between China people and foreigners so great? " Ma Linxiao explained: "Yao Ming and Liu Xiang, one stands for' height' and the other stands for' speed', which determines that they attract more attention from the world. I am popular because table tennis is China's national sport, and China people love table tennis just like Americans love NBA ... Marin's answer immediately drew warm cheers, and a foreigner also sincerely praised: "China athletes are very humorous." . "5. The famous speaker jori once said in a forum: If my speech is the same as that of many experts, it means that great minds think alike; If my speech is different from others, it means that jori has different characteristics. Mr. Jory met the goddess in his heart in Xuzhou, Jiangsu Province in his early years. In the process of chasing, the girl asked: Your teeth are black and you are hunchbacked when you walk. How can such an inferior man deserve me? Jori laughed after hearing this, and the goddess was elated at a word: Jori, the teeth are black and the heart is not black. Although I walk hunched, whoever marries me will do my best; Appreciation: In response to questions of rejection and provocation, only a positive sentence can resolve the embarrassment and become an eternal story. 6. Mr. Ma Yun, a well-known entrepreneur, liked a female classmate on campus, but never pursued it; One day, he heard that a boy wanted to pursue him. Ma Yun was in a hurry, ran to all the boys' dormitories and told his classmates loudly: That girl is my daughter-in-law, and none of you can pursue her. The next day, Ma Yun's story spread all over the campus, and the girls thought it was too much. Ma Yun went to the door of the girls' dormitory for nothing for three times. Before leaving, the girl said, you are small and thin, and your appearance is completely outside normal people. We are not suitable. Ma Yun immediately replied: In this world, the appearance of a successful man is always inversely proportional to his wisdom. A word attracted the attention of girls, and Ma Yun, who was already excellent, finally won the hearts of girls.