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Why is Korea and the United States almost at home, and China can only "strictly stand"
There is a saying that is right: "You will be beaten if you are not backward, but if you are weak." But being prepared and saving your strength does not mean being weak.
If North Korea can't hold on, Russia and China will definitely fight. If you get involved in the EU, World War III will really break out.
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1, USA: Hit whoever you want.
2. Britain: I will hit whoever the United States hits.
3. Russia: I will help whoever the United States hits.
4. France: I will hit whoever hits me.
5. Germany: I will hit whoever hits France.
China: I will scold anyone who hits me.
7. India: I will hit anyone who scolds me.
8. Israel: I will hit anyone who bothers me.
9. Japan: I will let the United States hit anyone who hits me.
10, Korea: Who hit me? I practice with America.
Iran: I will scare anyone who hits me.
12, North Korea: Whoever hits me will hit South Korea.
13, Switzerland: I am neutral no matter who he hits.
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