Some funny jokes are boring ... please god.

Once upon a time, there was a mountain that called you Zhenshan, a temple on the mountain that called you Zhensi, a monk in the temple that called you Zhenshan, and a monk that called you Zhenjian! A person who wants to fart and is afraid of being laughed at will type it out bit by bit. As a result, a person next to him said, "Good fart has been powdered by you!" " "One day, ABC got lost in the forest, but he entered the cannibal! The patriarch said, "We have just finished eating and we are not hungry. Go find a fruit, bring 10, and don't even have any expression when eating the skin together! " After a while, A came back. He took 10 apples, ate and ate, and ate 9 apples. 10 the apple couldn't eat any more, so it was killed. B is back. She is very clever. She brought 10 strawberries and ate nine at a time. This is, she was killed laughing. In heaven, A asked B, "Why are you laughing when you can finish eating?" B replied, "Because I saw C bring back 10 pineapples! "