Brainstorm jokes

1. It has existed since ancient times and is very famous. What does a nun read every month? A: Diamond Sutra

2. Three women in the company each bought a popsicle, a bite, a lick and a bag. Excuse me, which woman gave birth to a child? A: Women with children.

3. Xiao Li went to the bookstall and proudly asked the boss, "Is there Liu Bei?" The boss dug out two pornographic books and periodicals from the corner and handed them to Xiao Li. Why? Answer: Liu Huangshu (Yellow Book)

There are two birds in the tree, a male and a female. A sheep came down from the tree to eat grass, and then a wolf came and killed the sheep. Just then, the female bird said a word to the male bird, and they went to the hotel to check in. What did the female say? Answer: The sheep (itching) below is dead.

At night, a male turtle walked into the cave and then into a female turtle. Only the male turtle came out after dawn. Why? Answer: The mother turtle turned upside down and couldn't turn over.

6. In class, it is clear that the door of the classroom is closed, but why did Xiaoming stand up and remind the female teacher that the door was not closed? Answer: the zipper of the female teacher's pants is not zipped.

7. Why did Chang 'e go to the moon? Answer: Hou Yi shot for nine days, even a fairy could not stand it!

8. Three rich second generation sons went to Huayuelou, and they all took a fancy to the beautiful flower girl, but flower girl only promised to accompany one. Son A said, "Mine is 15 cm, which will satisfy you." Son b said, "mine is 12 cm, but mine is hard!" " Childe c said shyly, mine is only 6 cm. Ruhua secretly rejoiced, thinking that C should be served well, so she stopped C. After a while, Ruhua appeared shouting. Why? Answer: A and B are talking about length, and C is talking about diameter.

9. What are the names of Li Bai's wife and daughter? Answer: Zhao incense burner and purple smoke (Rizhao incense burner produces purple smoke)

10. What is the best way to save water when men and women live together? Answer: Try to take a shower together.

1 1. Why do girls like cucumbers? And it's the thicker kind! Answer: Cucumber slices are attached to the face for beauty.

12, which idiom best represents a woman breaking up because of what her boyfriend did to her? A: Everything is pervasive (only understandable, not expressive).