Tell me how to be humorous if you want money.

Selected classic funny stories about money

1. Even if you have been hurt by your friends, you should be grateful that you are at this age when you have no money, no power, no power. It’s not really a matter of getting together

2. In today’s society, money is life, and no money is life.

3. There have been a lot of good movies recently, and those of us girls with no money and no one to hire us deserve to die of suffocation at home.

4. I am not handsome, tall, cool, have no car, no money, no house, no diamond ring, but I have a heart to accompany you until you grow old.

5. After watching the movie, some people’s space is filled with thoughts about Tiny Times 3, which makes us who have no money and no time very embarrassed.

6. “Hey, I like it You" "Ah, it's true" "Wait, I haven't finished speaking yet" "Then you say" "I like the money in your pocket"

7. Forgive me. A shabby person who is neither sweet nor sweet but has no money

8. When I was a child, my family had no money, so I would always fly a kite with a plastic bag tied to the back of a rope.

9.: He is not nice and sweet, but he has no money~

10. It’s another time for girls to wear short skirts to show off their long legs, and boys with open collars and shirts to reveal their collarbones. It’s the season to be a model of Haagen-Dazs, Starbucks, model two, model three or model four. People like me who have no money

11. In fact, flying Malaysia Airlines is a good thing if you don’t have money.

12. Tencent tells us that we can’t do anything without money!

13. If a man has no money, he is as cheap as a dog.

14. Spray perfume when you have money, put on toilet water when you have no money

15. Never know where your money is spent, in fact, you didn’t buy anything , In fact, I didn’t eat anything, but the money just disappeared.

16. [If you have money, your life will be smooth, but if you don’t have money, your life will be difficult. ]

17. Without money, society is difficult to navigate. If you have money, there are a bunch of dogs behind you.

18. During the holidays, you are just idle at home, and you are accused of going out and having no money

19. So it is understandable that you have no breasts in your bra and no money in your wallet. !

Twenty. My current status: A stupid idiot with no money, no looks, no height, no partner

The latest classic funny talk about money

1. If you are rich, you can make money, and if you don’t have money, you can go home and get some money to make money.

2. Putting your wife’s photo in your wallet is to remind yourself: in your wallet Why is the money gone?

3. Is it possible for your parents to give money to a stranger? They didn’t even pay attention to the beggar and gave you money in a hurry. What do they rely on?

4. People are fat. What's wrong? What's wrong with having no money? What's wrong with being non-mainstream? So you have to raise your head and let them see that you are not only short and poor, but also ugly

5. I am ordinary enough to stay in the public group in your Q , if you don’t have money to open SVIP, you can’t find me at all.

6. Physics teacher: What would happen if there was no friction? Student: Human beings would slowly become extinct. Tell me, how many cents does it matter!!!

7. I am very rational when I have no money, but I lose my rationality when I spend money

8. When I have money When you have money, money is worthless; when you have no money, people are worthless!

9. In this society, no one can look up to you if you don’t have money. If you have money, you are your brother. If you don’t have money, where do you put it?

10. I found out that in the TV series, everyone uses iPhone regardless of whether they have money or not. It was so fake.

11. I always like to spend money to buy miscellaneous things, only to find out later that I have no money. . . .

12. When I was a child, I envied Tang Wanru the most. Although she had no money, power, looks, or figure, she had a group of crazy people who loved her. For me, happiness was nothing more than that.

13. If you have neither looks nor money, is it shameful to go to the Transfiguration Scheme?

14. Love cannot be measured by money. It does not necessarily mean that you have money. You will be very happy, and you can still be happy even if you have no money. Finally, I wish all lovers in the world to get married eventually.

15. Happiness is finding a wrinkled 100 yuan in old jeans when you have no money.

16. If you have money, you are your father. If you don’t have money, you are nothing. Work hard while you are young. The society is not your home. You can play whatever you want. Just imagine, there are One Day Parents

Seventeen. When I was a child, my family had no money, so I would always fly a kite with a plastic bag tied behind a rope. Blue sky

18. People are in heaven, money is in the bank, those who are capable rob banks, those who are incompetent go to heaven

19. There is nothing wrong with this world, who makes you grow up? Good-looking but not rich

Twenty. When you have money, wear perfume; when you don’t have money, wear toilet water