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There is a joke that everyone knows. Help me find it, thank you.
A short man spoke first: "I was dating my lover that day." Who would have thought her husband was back? I quickly hid in a box in her house. I don't know who threw the box out of the window, and I fell dead. " God sighed. I think there are too many disasters in the world.
Then, a fat man said, "when I first arrived at the company that day, I heard from my private investigator that my wife was having an affair with a man at home." I hurried home. My home is on 18 floor, and the elevator broke down that day. When I came in, I only saw my wife in bed. I looked around and saw a pair of hands on the balcony. I thought it was an adulterer. I tried. God shook his head.
The last person, anxious, said, "They are nothing. I am the worst. I clean the glass of a building in a cleaning company. One day, I accidentally fell downstairs. Fortunately, I grabbed the balcony of a family. Not only did a madman stomp on my hand, but I also fell down and didn't die. When I first arrived, I was killed by a box falling from the sky! ! ! . "God is speechless. ...
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