Everyone! Let's see whose joke is the funniest! extra points

1 Once I took the bus home. After I got on the bus, I found that there was no one-yuan change in my wallet. I was anxious, so I took out a ten-yuan bill and put it into the coin slot.

The more I thought about it, the more useless I felt, so I discussed with the driver if I could be allowed to guard the door and keep the money that the passengers at the next stop should put into the coin slot for myself? The driver agreed.

The bus quickly drove to the next stop, and many people rushed to get on the bus. I blocked the door and said to the first passenger, "Give me the money." The other passenger was stunned and said, "Why?" He refused to explain in a few words, so I said, "Just give it to me, don't worry about anything else." The other party looked at the driver, who nodded in acquiescence. So, one yuan was obtained. I followed the law and quickly collected eight of them one yuan. Then a big man came up, with a muscular back, a shaved head and exposed tattoos. Seeing me stopping him, he said angrily: "What are you doing? Brother?" I said: "I'll tell you later, give me the money first."

The other person's eyes were rounded: "Say "What?" I said, "Give me the money!" The other person opened his mouth and asked the driver, "What is this guy doing?" People in the carriage were in a hurry to get off the train, so everyone started shouting: "What are you talking about! Give me money quickly!" The big man quickly shrank.

I saw him taking out his wallet from his pocket and handing it over, saying with a sad face: "Boss, I only have this little money, and there are many of you, so I am convinced."

2. One day On the bus, a man and a woman collided due to crowding.

The fashionable girl turned around and said, "Are you sick?"

The man felt confused and replied, "Do you have any medicine?"

In the car People snickered!

The woman felt angry and replied: "Are you mentally ill?"

The man said coldly: "Can you cure it?"

Everyone in the car Hilarious!

The bus driver stopped and leaned on the steering wheel laughing!

3. The bus was overcrowded, and there was a woman standing at the door.

A GG squeezed in from behind the bus and wanted to get off.

Follow the woman After saying "Give way and get out of the car," the woman didn't move at all.

GG stepped on her when he squeezed past.

The woman turned out to be very powerful. She kept scolding, "You're a psycho! You're a psycho!~~" and she was so loud that the whole car looked at her.

GG didn't say anything. When he got off the car, he couldn't bear it any longer. He turned around and said to the woman, "Your repeater!"

The whole car burst into laughter~!

There were a few funny children behind, constantly accompanying the scene just now.

A said, "You are crazy, you!"...B said, "You are repeating the machine." "Yeah you"...

Everyone in the car burst into laughter~!

Later, a little girl also wanted to get off the car, so she squeezed past and timidly said, "Oh~ I~ If I think about it, I’m not crazy~! ”

Everyone in the car burst into laughter again~!

The woman didn’t say anything, but a sentence came from the side: “Are you out of battery?”

< p>Everyone in the car burst into laughter~!