A joke about reading wrong Chinese characters and a joke about writing wrong Chinese characters.

In his early years, when he was a soldier, he had to pass the political examination. People with innocent family background could not pass the examination.

A man wrote on the political review form: My father is a greedy farmer (poor), who grew up from snack candy (chaff) and made a living by playing firewood all day.

A woman went out to work and sent a letter home:

It rains here every day, and all my colleagues have an umbrella. If I have no life (umbrella) and I have life (umbrella) at home, I will still buy it with money. My stomach (intestines) is very small at home. Since I came here, with the help of my boyfriends, my stomach (intestines) has become bigger day by day.

One day I went to a restaurant to eat jiaozi with a foreign friend.

The beautiful waitress came to ask. Friends always miss any opportunity to practice Chinese and say, "How much is your sleep?" ?

The young lady was very embarrassed, so she was very angry. I quickly explained that he was asking jiaozi how much.

.....

Jiaozi served it, and I asked him if he wanted mustard.

He invited another young lady. Is there a "program"?

The young lady said brightly, "Yes, what program do you want?"

"It's yellow ..."

When a leader of Chaoshan area warmly received guests from other provinces on the boat, he said seriously, "It's a big wave today, so take some birth control pills."

Dizzy "), lest everyone be dizzy. "Everyone blushed. Then, the leader warmly greeted everyone: "Come, come. Please come to the bedside (bow) and sit on the bedside (bow) to see your wife.

(Suburb), the more you look, the better you look!

Lao Dong, a native of Henan, came to the south for breakfast. As soon as I entered the door, I asked, "Miss, how much is it to sleep (bowl) in jiaozi for one night?" The waiter was very unhappy and said, "No, only.

Steamed bread. "Old Dong said," Oh, just touch it. " The waiter was so angry that he scolded, "rogue! Old Dong was surprised: "Sixty cents?" It's too cheap! "

There is a family named Pan, and the elders in the family passed away.

At the family festival, an old gentleman with a strong accent was invited to be the master of ceremonies.

The obituary says this:

Filial piety: Pangenko

Filial piety: Chi family

Filial piety granddaughter: Pan Liangci

Filial piety: Pan Daoshi

But this old gentleman is blind and his pronunciation is not standard.

When he called the roll according to the obituary, anyone who literally had three points of water or left the capital missed it.

So I read it to him like this: "Be filial, turn over ... and fight with ..."

Hearing this, the filial piety man felt very strange, but he was afraid to ask, so he turned a somersault.

Then he said, "Filial piety, too ... is ..."

Hearing this, the filial daughter-in-law said, "I want to turn it over, too?" So the filial daughter-in-law also turned a somersault.

Again: "Filial piety granddaughter, turn it over twice. 」

Hearing this, the filial granddaughter thought that her parents had turned over, so I turned over! So I turned two somersaults.

At this time, Sun Xiao thought to herself, "Dad, mom turned once each, and my sister turned twice.

How many times do I have to go through it? I started to get nervous when I thought about it: "What should I do? 」

I saw the old man slit his throat and read aloud:

"Filial piety sun ... turn to ... go to hell ..."