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One of my annoying compositions.

In daily study, work and life, everyone has written a composition. With the help of composition, we can improve our language organization ability. Do you know how to write a standardized composition? The following is an annoying composition (usually 5) that I arranged for you. You are welcome to study for reference. I hope it helps you.

One of my annoying compositions, 1, is a nuisance, and it happened a few days ago. That day, I was playing at home and saw the electronic scale hidden behind the clothes rack, trying to weigh myself. My jaw dropped as soon as I stood up. God, I weigh 96 kilograms! At this rate, I am really too fat when I grow up. What if the legs can't support the upper body? I've been thinking about terrible places, but I won't give up, naively thinking that a miracle will happen. I took off my clothes until there was only one pajamas left, but I only lost two pounds!

This kind of worry is like a thorn, deeply rooted in my heart, and like the Monkey King's golden hoop, deeply embedded in my heart, only by losing weight can it be pulled out. I suddenly remembered what my parents often said to me during the winter vacation: "Have you gained weight? Eat less. " At that time, I felt that my ears were calloused. One ear went in and the other ear went out. Now I regret it. If there is a machine that can go back in time and go back to winter vacation, I will definitely eat less!

"It seems that I have to eat less." I muttered to myself reluctantly. I'm still wondering what to do if I can't put on my clothes after I get fat. I shudder to think about it. Other troubles can be ignored and let it go, but this trouble must be more serious, I thought. I think my waist looks like a panda. Even if the panda is a national treasure, I don't want to be fat.

My parents told me to eat less, but I just couldn't keep my mouth shut. The sight of so many delicious foods on the table made my mouth water in thousands of feet. They let me jump rope and play badminton, but this sport is too difficult! I've only been exercising for five minutes, and I don't want to move anymore! Oh, no wonder I'm so fat. I am lazy and greedy.

When I came back from school, I put down my schoolbag and wanted to eat something. I thought the hands and feet of the electronic scale were paralyzed. I silently picked up my schoolbag and walked to the study. In my heart, it's like thousands of caterpillars crawling and crawling, just like being blown by the spring breeze. My heart itches, just like a bud. This feeling of being unable to eat in the face of delicious food is really unbearable! Well, it's all weight.

I wish I could be thinner and thinner. Not if I'm too thin, as long as I can't get dressed. I hope this trouble will pass quickly, so I won't feel so bad. So we can only refuel, refuel!

One of my troubles, composition 2, is that all kinds of things happen to everyone every day, and I also have a very annoying thing! Do you want to know?

One day, I was doing my homework in the classroom when my mother came to pick me up. I saw two people didn't bring their homework back, one was Zhao Yongjia's and the other was Weng Xin's. The students who didn't leave laughed at them. It's over. If you don't bring your homework back, you won't be able to write it, and you will be told by the teacher. Mother saw us laughing at our classmates and said angrily, "Don't laugh at your classmates like this. Hurry up and put your homework in the guard room, so it is much more convenient for others to pick it up. " But we didn't want to help them, so we didn't let go. Mom was disappointed to see that we didn't put our homework in the past, so she took my brother and me away.

When we arrived at the school gate, we saw one of them, Weng Xin, who didn't bring his exercise book. My mother asked me to tell Weng Xin that she didn't bring her class homework back, or she left, and when she got home, she found the book missing, so it would be much more troublesome to get it again. But I don't usually talk much. Now let me talk to her. I'm still a little scared. When I was hesitating, he or she had already left. Because I didn't tell her that I didn't bring my homework, my mother also taught me a lesson. I am. I am very upset. Why am I so reticent when someone is around? I hope to get rid of my bad habits soon.

One of my most annoying compositions 3 I recently listened to a song sung by Emil Wakin Chau, "I'm more bored recently". The lyrics are "I'm more annoyed recently, more annoyed, more annoyed, and I always feel that the days are getting better every day ..." This song can express my feelings.

It's really annoying recently. I can see our lovely teacher again on Saturday! This was originally a very happy thing, but a classmate came. His name is Jamlom. I don't think he will stop talking whether he eats or sleeps, because as soon as the teacher talks and the students talk, he will keep talking … and talking. People don't have time to think, leaving me with no idea. I want to leave this class and go to another class.

So a classmate said, "sew his mouth with a needle." Some said, "Paste his mouth with glue." Someone said, "Zip her mouth." I said, "Stick the tape to his mouth. It's tight. There can't be any gaps." I guess there are so many ways, and none of them are useful. Because his mouth is omnipotent and invincible.

Dear friends, do you have any good ways to help us?

Teacher's comment: The key point is that before the second small festival, half of the students accused Xu of crimes, and the other half was that the punishment level was clear in imagination. In short, this book is refreshing to read. Is there any way? Not yet, haha!

I heard a song recently, the lyrics of which are "I'm more annoyed recently, more annoyed, more annoyed, and I always feel that my life is getting better every day ...". This song can express my mood now.

After Class Four raised the flag, it was our class's turn. The teacher chose a flag bearer and a flag bearer. It is a great honor for me to be chosen as a flag-raiser by the teacher under the "eyes of the people", but it is two big sisters who teach us to raise the flag. They spent all our rehearsal time on their homework and chatting. In the blink of an eye, on Thursday, they panicked and realized that they only taught us to walk quickly. I feel helpless and helpless, tears are spinning in my eyes, and I try not to let it fall. There is a big sister with two poles next to her. She probably can't stand it. She wants to come up and teach us a lesson, but they stopped her. After returning to the classroom, I cried for a long time, until Mr. Wang went to the counselor teacher of the brigade, and my anger calmed down, because I knew that our amiable Mr. Wang would definitely "deny" for us.

I really hope that the sisters of the two brigade committees will stop being arrogant in the future and do their jobs well.

I have a lot of troubles in my life, but what bothers me most recently is my teeth.

My mother and I went to the hospital many times for our teeth, and my mother consulted many friends around us for this matter. My teeth are because I have a bad habit since I was a child. After sleeping at night and breathing with your mouth open, the gap between the front teeth is very large. The longer the teeth, the more prominent they are. I feel more and more ugly. Many people say that my teeth ruined my face. Hearing this, I feel like an ugly duckling with big teeth.

Because this habit hurts me a lot, in fact, I really want to get rid of this bad habit, but it has followed me for seven or eight years, and I can't help but open my mouth when I fall asleep. Recently, in order to help me get rid of this habit, my mother found an artifact called a seal sticker from the Internet. Sealing paste is actually a kind of adhesive tape. It's very uncomfortable to wear. My mouth turned red after being burnt for several nights. When I tore it off in the morning, I felt a knife pass by my lips, but I had to stick to it every day to save face.

I hope this seal will be effective, and I hope that children will pay attention to their living habits and not form bad habits.