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I love you.

It's already half past three in the afternoon, and it's cloudy. The wind blew against the classroom windows and made a "bang" sound. A damn storm is coming.

Suddenly, followed by a huge thunder, a dazzling lightning flashed outside the window. Before the students' brains could think, the lights in the classroom went out.

"Oh, the power is out!" "Ha ha, that's cool!" ..... A few seconds later, the cheers of the students poured in from all directions of the school.

Now, the classroom can explode. Look at that group of female students. They are beginning to gather at the back of the classroom. It seems that they are afraid of the dark and need encouragement from their peers. It happened that a naughty boy came to tell a ghost story: "On a stormy night …" His eyes widened, and his trembling voice matched the thunder and lightning outside, which was really scary. The female classmate was scared to cry, but immediately burst out laughing after the phone call. The boys hugged each other in the dark and played "wrestling". One fell and the other fell. The laughter in the classroom is so loud and imposing, as if at this moment, the vitality that has been suppressed for a long time in the review stage is released.

Loudaokou suddenly flashed a white light, "Ah!" The girl screamed again, and the boy immediately hissed: "Oh-oh-"How did the light get closer? "Everybody be quiet!" That is the teacher's voice. He is exaggerating, holding a flashlight in one hand, and everyone can't help laughing again. "Please be quiet, just notice the power outage because lightning hit the high-voltage line. The master worker is making great efforts to repair it, and I believe he will call soon. Everyone is quiet and waiting for the call. " The math teacher also echoed: "If anyone talks casually, give him an extra lesson!" "

Everyone sat quietly. At this time, in addition to the sound of wind and rain outside the window, only the clock hanging on the blackboard "ticks, ticks" sounds. Gradually, several boys couldn't help it, and began to secretly make decisive battles in computer games through people. Female students began to play "trip rope". At first, they played under the table. When the teacher didn't respond, they began to move from "underground" to "ground". The excitement of the students began to emerge again, and the "monkeys" in the classroom began to act again! The teacher looked at us helplessly and smiled, and finally mobilized the whole class: "Who will tell a joke or make a brain teaser?"

"Sing a song, it's quite dark, even if you run away, no one will recognize you. And I promise not to make up lessons for you! "

Perhaps attracted by the last sentence, someone below began to hum in a low voice, and gradually, everyone began to sing along. The voice grew louder and louder, and finally, the students opened their throats and sang. The atmosphere is more lively than when the power went out just now!

Just as the students were talking and laughing, the light suddenly came on! The power is on! Everyone suddenly shut up again, and the classroom was silent. The teacher was relieved at last. The light suddenly went out again! He couldn't help blurting out, "What's the matter?"

At this time, the answer came from the darkness: "Teacher, the power outage is great, and you can tell jokes and sing. I turned off the lights when I saw that everyone was not enjoying themselves. "

"Oh-oh-!" The cheers of the students broke out in the classroom instantly: "Long live the power outage!" "I love you, power cut!"