The fruit stand joke told by Zhang Wei

Is everything boiled in white water? It's called: Apples toot toot toot toot to the free market, trying to play tricks on people when they have nothing to do.

Dulu went to a fruit stall and asked the boss, "Do you have any apples here?"

Boss: "Yes!"

Dulu: "Is it sweet?"

Boss: "Guaranteed sweetness!"

Drew: "Good! Then you give me 2 Jin of pears! "

Boss: "..."-_-‖

Du Lu went to another fruit stall and asked the boss, "Do you have any apples here?"

Boss: "Yes!"

Dulu: "Is it sweet?"

Boss: "Sweet! Not sweet, no money! "

Drew: "Good! Then you give me 2 Jin is not sweet! "

Boss: "..."-_-‖

Du Lu went to another fruit stall, picked up an apple and asked the boss, "Is this apple sweet?"

Boss: "Never mind whether it's sweet or not, I won't sell it to a fool anyway."

Trudeau was very strange: "You are so stupid! I mean, is this apple in my hand sweet? "

Boss: "Never mind whether it's sweet or not, I won't sell it to a fool anyway."

Dulu was short of breath: "Who the fuck are you calling stupid?" ! I'm gonna ask you for the last time! Is this apple sweet in my hand? ! "

Boss: "Just say you are stupid! You have a TM tomato in your hand! "

Trudeau: "..."-_-‖

(Experience: loving apples is good for most people, except Snow White ...)