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Naughty growth of white rabbits

Freedom and security

Mother rabbit gave birth to six little white rabbits.

They all have red eyes, white fluff, long ears and short tails. They are lively, lovely and clever.

They live in a cage made of wire with their mother.

Mother told them: although the cage limits our freedom, it ensures our safety. The cage is our home, so don't leave it anyway.

One of them is a white rabbit. He is very naughty and always wants to leave the cage and play outside. Call him naughty!

Naughty finally found his chance. He found that as long as he pressed the door of the cage with his front paws, he would stagger a wide gap, just enough for him to climb up and walk outside the cage. He encouraged the other five rabbits to go outside the cage with him, but they said, "The cage is too high. If you cross it, you will die!" " "Naughty thought: You are all cowards, watch me!

Scampy easily went through the cage door and jumped outside. He not only ate enough fragrant and delicious grass, but also visited the whole rabbit house, which made other rabbits envious. Naughty thinks he is really brave and a great hero.

The master found Scampy and put him back in the cage.

The next day, Scampy did the same thing again and escaped from the cage.

This time, he was not satisfied with playing in the rabbit house. He wants to play in his master's yard.

As soon as it entered the yard, the master's big German shepherd jumped up with a shout and held down the hooligan with his front paws, barking and cracking his teeth. "Scampy" curled up in fear and thought, I'm finished.

Just then, the master shouted at him, and the big German shepherd climbed on the ground obediently and fell silent.

Naughty suddenly understood: it turned out that the big German shepherd was also used by the owner to protect their rabbits.

Naughty is even more unscrupulous: mother only knows that there is a cage, and its heart is superfluous. Naughty thinks so.

It escaped from the cage again and again, and its owner seemed very helpless.

Naughty and tired of playing in the yard. He wants to play freely outside the yard. He has long forgotten his mother's words-he must be absolutely free.

Scampy found that the sewer was the only way out, but the big German shepherd lay there all the time. Although Scampy knew that the big German shepherd didn't dare to bite him, he was also afraid. After all, he is unfair.

Naughty. Smart. After careful observation, he finally found that when the big German shepherd peed, he would stay away from the sewer. Naughty decided to take this opportunity to run out.

He is confident in his running speed, because at the beginning, it was easy for the owner to catch himself, but now many times the owner can't catch himself.

Naughty accidentally found that the big German shepherd was indifferent to his departure, which was a false alarm. Probably, the big German shepherd, like his master, is helpless to himself.

Naughty finally came out. It's very happy, the air outside is so fresh, the corn field with one person's height is endless, the fat grass, sweet green beans and many different vegetables are countless, let alone eaten. Is this the vegetable market that shopkeepers often say? Naughty in irrelevant thinking ...

It met its home-the hare. It found that people run very fast and admired it very much. I feel it's time for him to come out and see the outside world. "Scampy" is very satisfied with listening to cicadas, birds, digging and walking ...

The only fly in the ointment for Scampy is that he didn't bring his mother and sisters out. If he is lonely, he may never enjoy such a free life. Is there anything delicious in the cage? Mom, really!

One day passed, another day passed, and on the third day, Scampy felt thirsty and planned to go outside to find water to drink. It has just rained, and there is a puddle on the ground.

"Scampy" had just approached when suddenly a big snake was waiting for him. Scared out of her wits, Scampy crossed the puddle, jumped off the high shore and ran away in despair. The snake ran away, too. Scampy is glad that he runs faster than the snake.

A week later, when Scampy was eating soybean leaves in the field, he suddenly smelled a bad smell. It thought, what's this smell? It looked around warily, but it was too late. A weasel in the grass has reached it with lightning speed and stared at him maliciously. The naughty boy saw its sharp teeth. He closed his eyes in fear.

At this time, the naughty boy remembered his mother's words: the cage limits our freedom, but ensures our safety. After all, he is still young.

Naughty regretted it at this time. He thought: I shouldn't disobey my mother, I shouldn't be playful, I shouldn't open my eyes again and again, I shouldn't always want absolute freedom ... now, I have to pay the price for absolute freedom.

Perhaps naughty and sincere repentance touched God. At this critical moment, the rogue heard a bang, and then the weasel let out a piercing scream.

Naughty opened his eyes and saw that the weasel had stepped on the mousetrap when attacking himself. Naughty, really mysterious! If there is no weasel, you will die if you step on the mousetrap. The two dangers in front of us collided to save themselves. Naughty decided to go home at once and return to the cage that restricted his freedom.

A picky little white rabbit

Naughty is very picky about food.

Mother said, "carrots are crisp and sweet." Please have some. "

It said, "The carrot is too big for my mouth to chew."

Mother said, "The leaves of this cabbage are fat and tender. You can always eat some? "

It said, "The leaves of Chinese cabbage are so watery that I will have diarrhea after eating them!" " "

Mother said, "You can often eat some wild vegetables, or you will starve to death."

It said, "Wild vegetables are too bitter for me to swallow. I just need to eat concentrate and I won't starve to death. "

Sure enough, every time he eats, he wolfs down and is full. Mother was very worried and said to it, "You are not good for your health and your nutrition is not balanced!" " "

He doesn't believe his mother's words, and he is no chubby than his sisters. Instead, I always feel that my body is the best nutrition.

Mom can't do anything about it. Although she is worried about her health, she can't pry open her mouth and stuff vegetables into it!

Autumn is almost over and the north wind is blowing gently.

One night, it suddenly shouted, "mom, mom, cold, cold." He kept sneezing.

Its sisters were awakened by it.

One said, "How come? Winter hasn't come yet! "

The other one pinched its body and suddenly cried out in surprise, "Mom, its skin is so thin, no wonder it's cold."

"Its skin is not only thin, but also thinner than ours. It doesn't eat green vegetables for a long time, only eats concentrated feed, and its nutrition is unbalanced. It is sad that it has long flesh and no hair. " Mom said with a sigh.

Look, sisters, yes, there is a lot of meat, but the skin is thin and the hair is thin.

It was so scared that it burst into tears.

The sisters quickly asked, "Mom, is there nothing we can do?"

Mom said, "It depends on whether it can get rid of its picky eaters." Hearing this idea, Scampy forgot to cry and said, "I can change, I can change!" " "But I'm too cold to sleep now," he said shyly.

The sisters couldn't help laughing at his words and said to him, "It's not too cold now. When you sleep, we will be warmer around you, but if you can't get rid of the bad habit of picky eaters, we can't help you in winter! " Naughty nodded.

When the cold winter comes, the naughty boy will change because he knows his mistakes, stop being picky about food and grow thick fur on his body. This winter, it and its sisters don't feel cold at all.

A fighting little white rabbit

Months passed and Scampy grew up. It relies on its strong body and becomes very aggressive.

It is full of food and drinks every day, and it will chase after its companions. Play with it, it will get carried away, bite off a handful of hair of its companion, or scratch its companion black and blue.

Once he ran a race with his companion, and as a result, he squeezed his companion off the roof and broke his leg, but he felt that he had won and danced with joy. Another time, because of a sweet potato, it turned two nostrils of a companion into one nostril. It said, "Who made it compete with me?" Gradually, no rabbit wants to play with it anymore.

Naughty thought, "It's all chicken intestines. Why don't we fight and make up? " Every ounce! "It still pulls out one to make trouble, whether its companion likes it or not. Every time I end up with my partner's black face or running away in a hurry.

The rabbit is afraid of it, and no one dares to live in a cage with it.

One day, no matter where Scampy went, rabbits avoided him. He was depressed, so he squatted in the cage and closed his eyes.

It only took a nap and opened its eyes: "Huh? Where is the companion? "

He heard something outside the rabbit house and went out to have a look. It turned out that the owner brought back a big branch today and his companions were eating leaves with relish.

Naughty suddenly understood: "Because I am aggressive, my companions are afraid of myself, so that I have no friends." This is not, even eating grass has no companions to call themselves. Don't talk about saving yourself when you are in danger in the future. Maybe they all want to die early. It decided to get rid of its bad habits. "

When Scampy came to the yard, the leaves under the branches had been eaten up, leaving only the tall leaves. Naughty peeled branches with its powerful front legs and invited everyone to have dinner together. The companions dispersed in a hubbub, just like a mouse seeing a cat, no one dared to go up and eat. Naughty said, "It's too lonely without friends. I will definitely get rid of my aggressive bad habit and get along well with you in the future. " Come on, let's eat leaves together. "

Naughty does what he says. After eating the leaves, he basked in the sun with everyone in the yard and played happily, no longer taking pleasure in hurting his companions, and his companions no longer avoided him.

Naughty thought: "the most beautiful thing is to live in peace with everyone!" " "

A pitiless little white rabbit

Naughty always likes to laugh at others. Anyone who has shortcomings will learn to play with others, whether they like it or not.

No, his companion accidentally twisted (w m: I) and broke his leg. He is so swollen that he can't eat grass or drink water. He walks with a limp and is extremely painful.

Naughty does not comfort his companions, but also learns to limp with them.

The companion crouched in the corner of the cage and sulked, while he was happily learning to limp around in front of others.

The master came in with a needle, and Scampy didn't notice it at all.

I saw that the owner opened the cage, grabbed the rogue's ear with his left hand and tied the needle to his neck with his right hand.

Naughty was happy, but suddenly he got hurt. He thought inexplicably, "What's the matter?"

As soon as the master let go, the little rascal ran away with a bang, ignoring his limping.

The host looked at it: "Hey! It will be all right so soon, won't it? "

Oh! It turned out that the master regarded Scampy as his lame (qué) companion.

At this time, I only heard the master say, "Fortunately, this naughty little white rabbit is just an ordinary anti-inflammatory needle, otherwise I have to give it an antidote!" " "

Listen, Scampy was hurt innocently. Who is to blame?

A white rabbit pretending to be ill

Long-distance running is rabbit's specialty. Mother rabbit makes her children run every day in order to give full play to their specialties. Naughty is lazy. He doesn't want to run, and Mother Rabbit has to supervise him alone every day. In this way, other rabbits can be lazy for a while, and Scampy doesn't want to be lazy for a minute.

Naughty suddenly remembered, "when other rabbits are sick, they don't have to do anything." Why don't they pretend to be sick? "

Scampy curled up, his ears drooped, his mouth drooled and his eyes narrowed. The master came in, and naughty stole a glance at the master, who studied it carefully in front of the cage. Naughty thought: I must pretend to be very similar, because my mother won't let me run today. It is secretly happy. The master knocked on the cage with his hand, and the naughty boy opened his eyes. He only heard the master say, "My eyes are clean, my urine is normal, and the running water around my mouth is probably bad for food." I'm hungry for three days first. In order to prevent any infectious diseases, I'd better isolate you first. " When the master finished, he arrested the hooligan from the cage and put him in a small black room with only one cage.

As soon as Scampy heard about "isolation", he knew it was bad and shouted, "I'm not sick, I'm not sick, I'm faking it." The companions laughed at it for being dishonest. Master ignored it.

On the first day, the owner only let it drink water. The naughty boy jumped up and down in the cage with hunger. The host came in, shook it and left.

The next day, the master only fed him a little grass. "Scampy" wolfed down his food and looked at his master as if to say, "I'm really not sick!" "The shopkeeper looked at it and said," The spirit is OK. " After that, I left without looking back.

Scampy put his front legs on the edge of the cage and sat in the cage. He thought, "I'm so hungry. The master must know that he is not full and will feed himself. " Naughty waited and waited until the next morning, when the master came.

The host looked at him carefully for a while and said, "You are not ill, but you will eat badly if you are full at once.". Add one-third of the feed every day, and then go back to feed the rabbits when the feed is enough. " The master only added a little material to Scampy and left.

Naughty is very lonely in a dark room. I don't have enough to eat, and there are mice about its age to harass it at night. What is even more hateful is that a mother mouse plucked her hair without her consent and used it as bedding for her children. Naughty, angry and afraid, but helpless. He was too scared to sleep all night.

Thinking that there are still three long days, naughty regrets: "If you insist on running and don't pretend to be sick, how can you stand such a foreign crime!"

A white rabbit afraid of injections

All living warm-blooded animals should be injected or taken medicine when they are sick, and they should also be vaccinated when they are healthy to alleviate pain or death.

Naughty is really sick. It curled up in the corner of the cage and did not move. The master is going to give it an injection.

Naughty mother told Naughty not to move around during the injection and relax the muscles, so that it wouldn't hurt very much.

Naughty doesn't listen to his mother at all. As soon as the owner grabbed it, it kicked its hind legs, scratched its front legs and tried to escape by twisting its body desperately, but the owner could not fix it. No way, the master had to force the needle.

Oh, no! Naughty kicked its hind legs hard, and it broke free from its master's hand, but twisted the needle into the meat. what can I do?

The master took out scissors, blades and tweezers ... and caught Scampy. Naughty only looked at these things, and then cried out in fear.

Mother rabbit said, "If you don't take out the needle, the muscles will fester and rot all the time, which will eventually endanger your life." . If you cooperate well and don't move, you can take out the needle in about a minute. If you move around, not only will the needle take a long time, but something may happen again. "

Naughty thinks so, too He had no choice but to ask his master to take out the needle.

The master cut the injected hair with scissors, then disinfected it, then cut the skin with a blade, then took out the needle with tweezers and put the medicine on it ... The hooligan closed his eyes in fear. But this time it didn't move, and I was really afraid of anything.

Sure enough, the master took out the needle for Scampy in a minute or so.

Mother said aside, "You have to move with a gentle needle. You have been injured twice. Do you lose money? "

Unhealthy little rabbit

In order to strengthen the physique of "Scampy" and his companions, the master did not keep them in cages, but let them move freely.

Naughty always likes to dig in the garbage, sometimes playing in the feces, and his body is often dirty.

When it rains, his companions stay in dry places, but he always likes to run in the rain and get his feet wet.

When it comes to feces, its companions can bypass it, and only it walks by.

The naughty boy was tired of playing, so he licked his feet with his mouth. Wow, it's so dirty.

Naughty mother repeatedly warned him: "Rabbits are most afraid of humidity, and high temperature and humidity are hotbeds of bacteria and viruses."

Naughty turned a deaf ear to mother's words.

It rained continuously for a week, and the little naughty boy felt his feet itch. It turns out that there are many little red pimples under its feet. So, the naughty boy chewed up these little red pimples with his mouth to relieve the itching and pain.

The next day, the naughty foot was chewed, itchy and painful, leaving a string of blood footprints on the ground. Naughty is painful.

Mom said: "This is because your feet have been invaded by moisture for a long time, which has reduced your skin's ability to resist bacteria and viruses." Alas! This is still light, it invades the stomach and is really life-threatening. "

I regret being naughty.

Fortunately, the master found it early, disinfected it and applied medicine. He has been busy for a whole week, and Scampy has suffered for a whole week. If you are naughty, you will never dare to be unsanitary again. He thought, "I have a little red pimple on my stomach. I must cut open my stomach to scratch, disinfect and apply medicine." Is life in danger? "

make friends

Naughty makes friends with Beibei, the child of the big wolf dog.

Beibei has been two months. She is not tall and has little strength. Naughty and Beibei are playing hide-and-seek in the yard. Scampy runs in front and Beibei runs after him. As soon as Naughty turned around, Beibei stretched out her legs, leaned back, pursed her ass, wagged her tail, and purred in her mouth, waiting for Naughty's attack. Scampy leaned forward and ran. Beibei rushed to chase Scampy and ran excitedly all over the hospital.

The neighbor's black hair also joined the game. However, black hair is not a friend. He is tired and hungry, so he should hold on to Scampy and grin and eat him as a snack. As soon as Beibei saw it, she went to save Scampy. Black hair is much bigger than Beibei, and she threw Beibei to the ground at once. Beibei did not show weakness. When lying down, she pushed her nose with her front paws, and her blood flowed. Then, before Heimao came to his senses, a carp stood upright, pounced on Heimao, opened its mouth and bit him. Heimao was frightened and fled, and the rogue was saved. Beibei comforted naughty: "You are not afraid, are you?"

Scampy and rooster also became friends. The cock is long and valiant, high-spirited, white and magnificent. It invited Scampy to take a walk on the roof. They went up the stairs. The rooster picked up the scattered grain on the roof, and the naughty boy looked for a leaf that was blown off by the strong wind on the roof. Suddenly, the rooster said, "There is an eagle on its head, and its shadow is shaking around us.". Jump down! " "The rooster jumped down, flapped his wings a few times and landed safely in the yard. The naughty boy jumped up with the cock without thinking. It landed heavily on the ground. The naughty boy broke his leg. The rooster said guiltily, "I'm sorry, I forgot that you have no wings." "

Naughty realized at this time that not every friend has the ability to save himself when he is in danger.