Funny jokes No. 82: Time flies, it shot me to death

1. If you are young and don’t work hard, your boss will support you, so there are still benefits to having a second child.

2. Time flies like an arrow and shot me to death.

3. The moment I decided to start my own business, I was destined to fail sooner or later. This is the cruel reality.

4. My parents advised me to get admitted to a public institution and hang out there, but I thought I would never be able to make a career in a public institution.

5. Diligence is better than playfulness, so I gradually developed the habit of sleeping in. I want to carry forward the cause of sleep.

6. Why is the boss so busy, but he can read dozens of books a year, while most office workers are very free but have no time to read? Because the boss will look awesome if he says this.

7. I broke up with my girlfriend and felt very heavy, so I dialed 10086.

8. Time is like water in a sponge. There is still time to squeeze. As I said this, I brought a dry sponge to the teacher.

9. When I entered the psychological counseling clinic, I started to become a neurotic. It just took a long time.

10. Time and space constitute the four dimensions, but I still live in the two-dimensional space.

11. We are a relationship society, but I can’t even have a relationship.

12. I met my ex-girlfriend on the road. She had grown so fat that I didn’t even know if she didn’t call me. It was only when I heard her panting voice that I remembered that it was him.