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Brain teaser jokes for couples
1. Why do so many boys want to be doctors when they grow up?
2. When a beautiful woman puts on iron pants, guess three countries?
3. If the name of the sanitary napkin is changed and it is no longer called a sanitary napkin, what should it be called?
Funny brain The sharp answer is below:
1. Because as a doctor, you can make beautiful women take off their clothes, and then their husbands will have to pay them.
2. Beauty, law, Japan. (You know)
3. Change the name to "Sutra Pavilion"
Couple's brain teaser joke:
Question: If you have the hall, you have the kitchen, right? What?
Answer: Wife!
Wrong, it’s a fly.
Question: It hurts when it goes in, and there may be bleeding, and a lot of liquid will spurt out. What is it?
Answer: XXOO.
That’s right, what are you thinking about? It’s an injection.
Question: Big, round, soft, and white.
Answer: Mimi*
That’s right, it’s a steamed bun.
Question: Big, long, hard, and with holes.
Answer: JJ.
Stop talking nonsense, that’s a telephone pole.
2. Question: "It is said that women are born with no sense of direction. Is it true?"
God replied: "It is true! Because women cannot turn around as soon as they enter a shopping mall. Come out!"
3. Asked: "What do you think about when you have insomnia?"
God replied: "I want to sleep."
4. Question: "What is the previous sentence of "Like a river of spring water flowing eastward?"
The god replied: "The rolling water of the Yangtze River flows eastward..."
5. Question: My boyfriend passed away What should I give you for your birthday?
God’s reply: the first drop of blood. ;
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