Funny lines with iron teeth and copper teeth in Ji Xiaolan IV (the more, the better)

I really didn't watch it carefully before, but this time the fourth part gave me a bad smile. These are all from the internet, from the first three movies. If you have time, please watch the fourth movie, which is on several channels now. The first two episodes of Ji Xiaolan with iron teeth and copper teeth and Wake up (silly) Ji Xiaolan: "Ji Xiaolan! Xiaolan! Light light blue! Ji Baobao! " Is the Qinghe River deep or the Shahe River deep? Of course, I killed Xiao Shenyang. (Emperor) Did you hear that, Brother Fifteen, the emperor said he would kill the gentleman. (Ji Xiaolan pretends to behead) There's another one. It is said that when Ji Xiaolan was an assistant minister of does, one day Shangshu and Shi Yu went to visit together. Several people were chatting when suddenly a dog came running from outside. The dog also has a name, called "Si Er". Seeing this dog, Shangshu had a plan in his heart. He wanted to play a joke on Ji Xiaolan and said, "Hey, do you think it's a wolf or a dog?" Ji Xiaolan knew that Shangshu was playing a trick on himself, so he said quietly, "There are two ways to tell whether it is a dog or a wolf. One is to look at its tail The tail is a wolf and the vertical is a dog (Shangshu is a dog). " The suggestion aside laughed and said, "Haha, I thought it was a wolf or a dog. It turned out to be the dog on the top, haha, haha. " Ji Xiaolan added unhurriedly, "Another way to tell is to see what it eats. Wolves don't eat meat, dogs eat meat when they meet meat, and they eat shit when they meet shit. " Now even this suggestion is silent. I have two unique skills, you know? (Ji Xiaolan) Yes, Juezi Juesun (He Shen) The sky is falling, the ground is sinking, and the puppy is gone! ! ! ! Black boy: Which school? Abortion: I didn't send a killer: Emei school? Which door? Abortion: Xuanwumen Heizi: Which hall? Abortion: Caotang (3) Ji: (Sitting on the throne of the Golden Palace, pointing to the ministers below) You guys! Also: who is the thing! Ji: Oh, I forgot. He is not suitable for adults. Old chicken laughs at chicken. You stupid thing, it makes you giggle. You are biased. Ji Xiaolan: Adults, have you ever eaten plums? He Shen: Gorgeous? The gentry and I only keep starlings, not plums. Little Shenyang: Aborted girls have become more and more beautiful recently! Abortion: Fatty, what are you doing? Shenyang: Miss Abortion, it's getting ugly recently! Abortion: What do you mean, fatty?