The most humorous postscript

A collection of the most humorous sayings

A collection of the funniest sayings is compiled and summarized by the channel. The funny sayings will make you laugh to the end!

The worm in the corn stalk - specializes in (boring) the heart

The corn noodle is made into Yuanxiao - difficult to knead together

The deflated suona - it depends on how you play

Feeding tigers under the quilt - harming others and yourself

Farting under the quilt - capable of literary (smell) and martial arts (covering)

Farting under the quilt - Swallow it all

Change your robe into an undershirt - more than enough

Don't take medicine if you are seriously ill - wait to die

A peeled toad - you will never die

Cooking crabs in a pot of boiling water - let's see how long you can run wild

Crazy girl telling jokes - laughing and joking

Inviting a wolf as a guest - living impatiently

The steering wheel of the car is broken - going on a rampage

Asking my sister-in-law to keep me company - not being kind-hearted

A poor widow goes to the market - she wants people but no one, wants money but no money

Han Xiangzi plays the flute--extraordinary

The flower in the sedan chair is watching the theater----------poor and happy

The flower in the sedan chair is an abacus--- ---------Poor calculation

Heifer menstruation----------Blood cow pen

Dreaming about marrying Xi Shi - random thoughts< /p>

Dreaming about seeking a wife - wanting to be partial

Dreaming about jumping into a well - a false alarm; a false alarm

Dreaming about recruiting a consort - wanting to be partial

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The skill of making clay figurines - tiptoeing (pinching) hands and tipping (pinching) feet

The magistrate lost his seal - the confused official

The mold for making bricks, The scabbard of the knife - the frame within the frame

The result of the plan - one heart

The bright handkerchief that performs tricks - no hiding Don't tuck

Use a piece of cloth as a magic trick - cover up cover

Overturn the reef nest and scare away the mother-in-law - the shrew

Lift the stone roller and smash the grinding plate ——Solid (stone) hitting solid (stone)

I lost my wife when I moved - extremely careless

Playing mahjong on the bench - I can’t catch it

A balloon in mid-air - it cannot reach the sky or the ground; it is hanging.

A bag hanging in mid-air - pretending to be crazy (wind)

A half-pulled melon seed - not considered a person (ren ); Who do you think you are?

Dreaming about marrying a bride in the middle of the night - it's a pretty idea

Stick noodles for making cakes - not a serious material

Holding in my arms Watermelon - nine out of ten (a metaphor for doing things very accurately or confidently.

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Holding the child and worshiping the heaven and the earth - double happiness

Holding the iron rake and kissing - looking for a nail to hit

The matchmaker who was carrying the child (unlucky) - Scolded from both ends

Bedbugs hidden in vest - looking up for a long time (itching)

Walking with a mirror on my back - not afraid of future generations laughing

Needles missing from the quilt - Either the mother-in-law or the grandson

Pouring rice soup into the nostrils - enough to endure (enough)

Hanging a hammer on the nose - ke (slap) shame (teeth)

Hail Smashing the cotton stalks - being a bachelor

Lighting wax in the ice house - candles in the cave (frozen) room

Picking peonies on the hospital bed - being greedy for flowers even before death

Exhibits in the museum - old antiques

A pomegranate that doesn't blow up - full of ideas

Rag doll's eyes - eyes but no beads

Tailor Not bringing a ruler - bad intentions (quantity)

Flies picking flowers - pretending to be crazy (bee)

Flies flying into cow eyes - looking for tiredness (tears) to eat

Straw bags are replaced by cloth bags - one generation (bag) is better than one generation (bag)

The teapot is empty - only the mouth is left

Demolish the latrine (toilet) and build a building ——The bottom is smelly

The engine is installed on the butt of the car - it has great stamina

There is a fire in the Chenghuang Temple - there is smoke coming out of the kid's mouth

The Grandma of the City God is pregnant ——Having a ghost fetus

Hang the key on the city wall——Kai Cheng (city) meeting

Eat popsicles and defecate (excret) popsicles——No words (transformation)

Eat too much salt - talk about salty things

Eat Qinjiao (slender peppers) to warm yourself over the fire - your whole body will be hot

Eat porridge and soak in the soup - dear (Qing Dynasty) Shang Jia Qin (Qing Dynasty)

Wearing slippers to dance ballet - neither foreign nor foreign, earthy but not earthy

Wearing a suit and straw hat - neither earthy nor foreign; half earthy and half foreign

The planks of the boat are used to make coffins - after half a lifetime of drifting, one becomes a mature person

> The trumpet is blown in the window lattice - the name (honking) is outside

The trumpeter's cheeks - bulging

The cooks march - taking the blame for others

From Henan to Hunan - Difficulty (South) upon Difficulty (South)

Daliuzi’s younger brother - Erliuzi

Sitting in the lobby wearing a toilet - corrupt (dirty) official< /p>

Wearing a fence to enter the temple gate - trying to pretend to be a big-headed ghost

Wearing black gauze and playing cotton - a minister with bow (merit)

Egg beating The chicken flies - both ends are empty; both ends are lost

A hanger slaps the corner of the eye (to flirt flirtatiously) - shameless

Hair falls out and a wooden comb is thrown - understandable

Tofu fell into the ashes - it is difficult to blow, and it is difficult to beat (a metaphor for things that cannot be solved)

A hungry man gnaws on chicken feet - he cannot satisfy his greed

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A hungry dog ??goes to the latrine (toilet) - looking for death (shit); a full meal

The second girl's burden - cowardly

Twenty-one days without a break Out of the chicken - bad guy