What are the hilarious children's jokes?

1, my brother said to his nephew, "I really envy your boy. I just go to school every day, which is different from taking care of your mother after work. Don't you know how much trouble it is to wait on an old lady who has much to do? "

The nephew was unconvinced and said, "You think it's easy to go to school. You're just serving a woman. I have to serve Chinese teachers, math teachers and English teachers. "

I bought a small dictionary for my son in kindergarten, and I am going to teach him how to use it.

My son likes dictionaries so much that he takes them with him wherever he goes. I asked him, son, you don't know many big characters, why do you still have a dictionary?

The son said: Who dares to bully me in kindergarten in the future? I'll shoot whoever bullies me!

3. Tell the little nephew the story of sharing food, and the little nephew looks suspicious. At the end of the story, little nephew: You, you lied to me about eating candy again.

Take my son to the zoo. It's a little hot today. The car has air conditioning and drinks. When I arrived at the gate of the zoo, there was a hot air. The son said to his wife, go to the zoo by yourself. My father and I will wait for you in the car.

I went to my sister's house yesterday, and my little nephew was drawing.

Me: Whose painting is this?

Nephew: This is Mom.

Me: Your mother is very beautiful. How did this happen?

He put down his pen and seriously explained, Uncle, I want to make up my mother so that she will be beautiful.