Quotations from classic jokes

A tree will die if it doesn't skin it. People are shameless and invincible. The following are the classic funny quotations I compiled, I hope you will like them!

1, I often have the illusion that I am actually a man, especially when I pay for myself with a credit card.

2. You don't like me. This is a disease. Must be cured.

If I can remember you in my next life, I will die incompletely in my life.

4, Shushan has a way to do it first, and learn to cook porridge.

I admire myself very much, and sometimes I kowtow to myself when I look in the mirror.

6. Smoking is an art of life; Looking for a cigarette is an attitude towards life.

7. The first lie in life begins with writing a composition in primary school, and the truth begins with writing a love letter.

8. It's really troublesome to meet strangers, and many lies have to be told.

Time is the best teacher. Unfortunately, in the end, he killed all the students.

10, always want to turn around beautifully, but always hit the wall gorgeously.

1 1. There are many ways to end a friendship, and the most thorough way is to borrow money and not pay it back.

12, a tree without skin will die, and people are shameless and invincible.

13, the teacher's classic lie, I treat both good students and poor students equally.

14, in this world, it is more difficult to kill a Q pet than to kill a person.

15 When it thunders, stand under the big tree and say to God, I want to live, too.

16, whether it is sunny or rainy, it is a good day to sleep in a cage.

17, you look like an idiot on the left, a fool on the right, a pig above and a donkey below.

18, meeting strangers is actually very troublesome. A lot of lies have to be told.

19, I carved your name on my body or heart, and I felt nothing but shame.

20. Playing the lute to the cow is nothing, but talking to the cow is the real skill.

2 1, the highest state of being a woman is a demon! But you accidentally turned into a monster.

22, finished, you also ignore me, I became a dog ignore.

23. What happened to school and myopia? There is no need to see the world too clearly.

24. The most regrettable thing is that I failed to overturn the nine-year compulsory education.

25. When I was young, I always thought that there were only two countries in the world, one was China and the other was a foreign country.

26. Men are not hooligans, their physiology is abnormal, and men are too hooligans.

27. Why does it take two people's consent to like a person and only 1 person to break up?

28. From primary school to university, the only constant is a heart that doesn't want to learn.

Don't spoil the word youth. You are in beginning of autumn, and I want people all over the world to know.

As soon as I saw you two, I thought you were a perfect match for lightning.

3 1, your toilet cleaner and Fuyanjie are actually interchangeable, and the practical effect is the same.

32. Whoever delays me for a while, I will make him regret it for life.

I thought you could understand the love I didn't say, but that was just my thought.

34. Walking away is the loneliest luxury and the loneliest freedom in life.

Don't flatter yourself in front of me. You lost false eyelashes and cosmetic contact lenses. I don't think you're so smug.

36. From the moment I was born, I was destined to surrender to RMB.

37. Every couple was a fool before they fell in love, but they all became poets after being dumped.

38. Tencent is a marriage agency and has entertained many young people.

39. Your life can be summed up in eight words: absurdity in life and cowardice in death.

40. Whoever makes me wear a green hat, I will make the whole family wear a white hat.

4 1, under your little body, there is a heart like a toilet. What is asshole in the dictionary? You are the original definition.

42. How handsome! With the company of literati, there is a good life! There are horses to ride and cars to sit on. There are soldiers to protect.

43. Walk slowly, go out to the dustbin and go back to bed early.

44. If I had told you earlier that I loved you, wouldn't I have become a stranger?

45. Your complex facial features can't hide your simple IQ.

46. If you are not rewarded, you should know that enough is enough. Otherwise, it will disturb others and hurt yourself.

47. I have only seen the people I love in my life, but I have turned a blind eye to those who love me.

48. In fact, a person can live a beautiful life, laugh at himself and cry at himself.

49. The power is out. Turn on the flashlight quickly, and then play computer. I keep a low profile.

50. Tell yourself not to cry. I'm the only one in my world, and you're leaving.