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Begging this woman to be reborn

Drowning pet-super crazy princess

She, gentle, a cold-faced killer who turned black and white upside down and codenamed "Thousand Faces", resolutely refused. After being abandoned by the organization, her soul was reborn in an accident in the weak and despised daughter of Zhen Guogong!

He, a prince who is indifferent, helpless and sick among the foreign population, is unknown. What kind of talent and domineering he has is enough to impress the world.

Just when everyone was watching her play a wedding joke with him, they didn't know that she was not her anymore!

Since she is reborn, her life will no longer be controlled by anyone!

How many people were frightened by her overflowing brilliance, and how many people fell for it.

However, what she wants in this life is a comfortable life. Unfortunately, it backfired.

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When she regained her rightful place, she looked down at the people kneeling in front of her and disdained, "Do you want my town and government?" Yes, I can get rid of this woman, then call my mother back from Yan, and I will give it to you in this town. "

"Elder sister, since you like to rob my sister and men so much, how about my sister giving you all the men in this town? I wonder if my sister will be very busy then? "

Looking at her remorseful ex-fiance, she just smiled charming. "In my eyes, you are even worse than a waste."

In the face of men who are eager for it, she is cold and arrogant: "If anyone beats me, I will divorce my husband and remarry."

She can proudly say, "whoever I help, I will take this Wan Li river and mountain."

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When the strong meet the strong, who conquers who? She said that her tenderness was only for him.

He said that only she could melt his coldness.

The reborn giant-the queen's world

"This is a story about a woman who wants to spoil a man and turns her face."

This woman, known as the myth of the underground world in the 24th century, was reborn in 2 1 century and became the useless old seven of Murong family. As a result, she met four nominal brothers who looked like her former lover.

The cold and heartless big brother said, "Take off your clothes."

The gentle second brother hides a knife in his smile: "Xiao Bing, I really want to see what is hidden in your clothes. Will you take it off? " Do you need your brother's help? "

The temper is comparable to the third brother of Tyrannosaurus Rex: "Damn woman! Damn it, can't you stop wearing such difficult clothes? ! "

Brother Sunshine said, "Hey, Xiao Bing, didn't you say you wanted to enjoy your brother's first time?" Let's go "

Introduction: She is strong and cold-blooded, but she puts down her pride and puts on a mask for them just because they were the only warmth in her previous life.

Rebirth, she stepped on many bones for them and climbed to the highest. She wants to pamper and protect them, only to find that they are as powerful as her, and they want to pamper and protect her.

"Come here, get behind me." Big brother.

"Let yourself hurt again? If you are not good, go behind your brother. I am enough here. " -Second brother

"Damn women have the ability to go to that place and try again!" -Third brother

"Oh, how do you want to die after hurting the woman I love?" -Fourth brother

Rebirth-lick the hungry princess

In July, the imperial capital, a stunning woman, was as beautiful as a flower, and the piano sounded beautiful, which attracted birds to sing, flowers to bloom and butterflies to dance together. Like a fleeting time, I left without getting married. I can't stand the ridicule and ridicule of my rival princess and all the women. On the rosefinch platform, I fell dead.

Open your eyes again, and the weak soul will become a weak woman. She is elegant, step by step, and above the world.

If you dare to bully her, you will be rewarded twice; if you dare to humiliate her, you will be humiliated twice. Deal with a man as he deals with you. She is an expert.

She was born again in another world for no reason. She just wants to live with her heart, act according to her nature and be a person who lives for herself. No longer bear the heavy family shackles of her previous life, she is just her, the people she cares about, and care for each other with all her strength. The people she doesn't care about, the water is gone.

When the door of memory slowly opens, the past and the past follow. The gentle eyes of a man staring at her in his sleep and the warm temperature of his fingertips are the most beautiful things in her life.

She is bloodthirsty, and that bright red blood is the warmest obsession in her heart, and she will never forget it for a day.

Ten reincarnation, life together, she has no regrets.

After all the hardships, he followed life and death, and he had no complaints.

Whether it's 1000 years or 10000 years, the prosperity is gone, and he and she just want to hold hands until they are old, and life and death are inseparable.

first part

Xin Er, the fourth princess of the northern cold kingdom, and Ma Xu are about to get married. They asked for a banquet for the officials in the palace, and appointed Zhong Junhou to play a song in Lengziyue, wishing them a happy wedding and a happy marriage for a hundred years.

Everyone knows that the princess of the northern cold country not only robbed her fiance, but also almost forced her to death. And let her play music to congratulate her. It's really too much for her to bully others.

What can we do? Who call somebody else a princess, have the right.

Hundreds of pairs of eyes in the corner, dressed in red, beautiful and incomparable calm woman. Just sitting there still attracted everyone's attention. She is charming, charming and handsome, and somewhat frivolous, just like a dazzling pearl.

Facing everyone's different eyes, Lengziyue smiled and replied: "Good."

Want to hear her play in my heart forever? She is not as good as you, but I can sing you a song to refresh yourself.

The pipa sounded, the strings tightened and the atmosphere suddenly became tense. The palace banquet seemed to be a battlefield, and the timid turned blue with fear, and the bold couldn't help sweating.

Smile, solidified on the face, one by one has become a puppet doll.

the second part

Thick eyebrows rose slightly in rebellion. Under the long curly eyelashes, there are a pair of clear eyes like morning dew, an English nose, pink lips like rose petals, and morbidly wrinkled skin, which can make people look crazy at a glance.

Bai Li Chen Yuan pursed her mouth and smiled, and magically took out a blood-like manzhushahua from her pocket, which was red in color. "I will give it to you, but I still like it."

He likes this flower, and his life seems to be involved and he can't forget it.

"Flowers bloom on the other side, and grass breaks the heart. There is nothing in front of Naihe Bridge, and the first three lives of Sansheng Stone. " Leng Ziyue picked the meticulous arch eyebrows and murmured aloud.

Why, when my chest hurts, this flower, the flower does not see the leaves, and the leaves do not see the flowers, which makes me sad.

Just like her, she is obsessed with the dream person, and she will never see it.

"A symbol of love." In just four words, he made up his mind Li Chen Yuan stared at the beautiful woman in front of him. Her eyes seem to be able to see through her soul, and her heart involuntarily approaches her. She is the one he found, the one he wants to protect all his life, and she will die till death do us part.

"Hehe." The silvery laughter sounded and the pear blossoms scattered on the branches, which was wonderful.

Lengziyue looked at him and carved his face into his heart bit by bit. From the moment she felt sorry for him, she and he were constantly entangled.

If it is hers, it will always be hers, not hers, and it is not importuned.

Destiny can only be in her own hands, and no one can change it.

the third part

"You can't be with him. You are different. " The Nangong Yan Qi family blocked Lengziyue's footsteps and prevented her from looking for Chen Yuan, who was missing for a hundred miles.

At that time, he was just a little devil in the mountains, watching them play in the sky, watching them snuggle up to each other, watching them wait for each other, and watching them be separated and disappear from his sight.

He is just a little demon with low mana, but he also went through hardships to follow her, and he also suffered the pain of reincarnation. Why can't he see her? Why, there is always only one him in her eyes?

"Are you the same person?" Leng Ziyue smiled sarcastically and his eyes were cold.

No one can stop her from going the way she wants to go. Before, she was too weak and could only be bullied. Now, she can be bullied by anyone. Anyone who oppresses her will be destroyed.

The sky will crush her, fight against it, the earth will destroy her, fight against it, God will destroy her, and she will kill her without hesitation.

"I,,,," said thiamine in Nangong Flame. If Baili Chen Yuan is a demon, he is a demon. Hehe, he really doesn't deserve it, does he?

Crazy princess, tough? Author: Weiyang Long Night

Content introduction:

Women are better than men! Join hands! Cool but not abusive, one-on-one, a cute genius baby.

◆ She is the killer king code-named King, the overlord of darkness, which is frightening!

She was called a loser and a princess. She is timid, incompetent and immoral, which makes people sneer at her.

Once through, the soul changes, the weak girl is reborn, and the king comes!

She is his wife who doesn't even bother to attend the meeting, and he is her husband who doesn't even bother to lift his eyelids.

She is arrogant and tough, he is cold and overbearing,

She doesn't need love. He doesn't know what love is.

At the moment they met. ...

"Imperial Thunder" by Xiao Jia Xiaoyu

Copywriting:

She was a rich girl in the 2 1 century in her last life. Her parents died because of herself. She was heartbroken on a rainy night, but was reborn by lightning.

In this world, I became the child of the poorest family in another world, with nothing but a pair of loving parents.

I wanted to spend everything safely and happily, but the day my father was beaten, I understood the survival law of this world.

The strong are respected! !

Her mentality has finally changed, and she is like a duck to water in this world, getting stronger and stronger!

Kill for food, have sex.

In fact, she just wants her parents to live a stable and happy life and protect everything she wants to protect.

When the plot gradually rises, she is also confused, a talented and abnormal fighter, Moxi! Powerful and terrible powerful aliens, purple! When everyone finds out that it is actually a person, what kind of shock will she bring to everyone and what kind of legend will she bring to this continent?

Five elements of golden statue, lightning gold is king, bully!

Zitianlei, who is fighting for the front? Stop killing with killing! Blood all over the world!

Sweet, pure, as pure as lilies.

Quiet and soft, like a warm spring breeze.

Affectionate, generous and unrestrained.

Cold to the bone, as merciless as death.

Which one is her, or rather, everyone is her.

Confuse everyone and affect everyone.

The hostess is by no means a kind person. She is kind to her own people, ruthless to her enemies, even cold-blooded, cruel and cautious.

The killer queen of the underworld

Introduction:

She is the most painful daughter of the gang boss and should have lived a luxurious and carefree life. But because of her hatred for her father and her cowardice, she has been living under the oppression of her stepmother and half-sister, and living the legendary Cinderella life.

However, when the legend of the killer world in 2230 comes to her, what amazing life will she perform?

She is crazy, she is cold, she is absolutely cruel, and all the words about the devil are not enough for her, because she is no longer a devil, but Satan who is more evil than the devil.

Turning hands into clouds and covering hands for rain, she just stood outside the play, looked on coldly, occasionally pushed the climax, and occasionally played hard.

The principle she has always believed in: if you want something from me, you have to pay twice the price!

There is nothing wrong with cruelty. The wrong thing is that you are not as cruel as me!

Don't call me crazy, you are crazier than me!

Business Empire: Ou Yechen, the most ruthless business emperor in legend, wiped out his competitors in three days with iron and blood. 16 business tycoons all died of wealth in three days, thus establishing Ou Ye's position as the king in the shopping mall.

King of the Entertainment Circle: Luo Jing, a world-class superstar, is a leprechaun, but he is a vengeful prince in the entertainment circle. His goal was to defeat Ou Yechen, but he was as perfect as Ou Yechen, without any weakness, until the woman appeared.

Mafia overlord: rack, the scorpion king of Beihai, personally killed his former boss at the age of 65,438+06, and wiped out a large number of active people in half a month. After a confrontation with the Temple of Hades, he became interested in his behind-the-scenes work.

Myth of unbeaten racing: The first bell in the racing industry was praised as a god driver, but it was dumped on the first day of returning to China, and even the taillights could not be seen.

The battle between the strong and the king, only when all this is for that person, the war will be even more tragic, and blood will be spilled all over their world, because the strong are not just them, and the king is not just a man.

Title: Cold Night Zun

Author: Tang

Content introduction:

Once crossed, her outstanding killer in the 2 1 century was attached to the fetus. When she was born, her mother was killed and her maid was poisoned. Her mother entrusted her to adopt and save her from sleep. ?

Finally, due to a mistake, she became the little prince of Jing Ling countries. Because they can't practice, ugly dumb people are famous in mainland Yun Xiang. ?

When she was framed again, in order to survive, she was sharp-edged and proud of the world, and finally achieved a generation of respect for the Lord. From then on, who will compete with her? ?

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Fragment 1:?

"B-brother, you are not calm." The woman leans on the man's chest, and her tone is intriguing. ?

A man's chest trembled, and the warm breath under his head called for her skin, which could be broken by blowing a bomb. He slowly whispered, "Why not calm down?" *?

The second paragraph:?

"Report, this is Shao Yangdan. Eat it and make sure you show your great power and fight for three days and three nights. " The boy ingratiated himself with a woman. ?

The woman's face was not red, and she said breathlessly, "I won't eat Shaoyang Dan, and I'll be a tumbler for three days."

Proud snow condenses cold.

She, the "idiot nine miss" of Nangong family, is a unlucky person.

Born with vision, bird worship! It was auspicious, but it brought her many difficulties. First, the monarch was terrified when he was born for a hundred days, and a hat of "genocide" was silently buckled on her head. My father wanted to end her by himself, but fortunately there was a mother who loved her. Second, she just escaped from her father, but it was just a gift gap at the Hundred Days Banquet, and she was sent to hell, exiled to Yi Feng, and never returned to this city! The third time was treated wrongly because of illness, and I was stupid from then on! Alas, the last time, my cousin died because of a gambling contract!

She, the "son of the dark night" in the dark killer world, has no record of mission failure since her debut, and she successfully retired after assassinating the heads of seven countries in one year. But because of my good sister's death, I was disheartened and shot myself. ...

When she becomes her, get rid of the shadow of the past and whether she can get what she wants.

A new star rises from now on. ...

Nangong Cloud: Always silently guarding her, gently stroking her hair, and making no secret of her boundless love and spoil!

Yun Chen Qing: The hermit family-the "seven little prodigies" of Jia Yun in Licheng. When she was shot down by a sneak attack, he did not hesitate to follow her, with a sunny smile on her lips. "Cher, I have no regrets!"

Prayer: He stood quietly in the distance and watched her leave. "Goddess in my heart, thank you for saving me, but I have lost the qualification to stand by you."

Aunt Bing: A dragon turtle who has lived for many years, when she was seriously injured and fell off a cliff, he roared, "That's what you said, and I'll never see her again?" No matter how many years have passed, even if we meet again, we will leave like that! "

Fang Ai: The young master of the first mercenary group in Chinese mainland is very nice. "Cher, no matter what happens, as long as you give the order, I will never say a word again!"

Moi: The most mysterious and youngest foreign affairs elder of Nangong family "Are you finally well?" ? My little Cher is really good. I haven't seen her for a few days and she's advanced again! It seems that I have to practice hard, and I can't be left too far by Xiaoxue! "Moi coquetry smile corners of the mouth overflow a little scarlet, eyes have long lost the elegance of the past.

Queen's Rebirth, Best Love/Rebirth-Get Four Wolves Done. Author: Die Dier

Copywriting:

A gunshot, back to ten years ago, from financial poverty to a lonely little girl, the grandfather and chief of staff who fell from the sky told her that she was not an orphan, but a red generation? ! Gao Fushuai is surrounded by beautiful men. How to choose beautiful men with evil, handsome and sunny colors?

The young Lori is shining brilliantly. Her past life experience and potential in this life made her easily win the world art competition. Returning to school, she is no longer low-key, learning to make money with both hands, and both hands must be hard!

Stocks, companies, and small diamonds have created hundreds of millions of wealth, and the whole school responded with a single order. She is the spiritual leader of a university, and she has created countless incredible miracles-this is the reborn woman Chu!

The domineering spirit smiled and said, "Small sample, fight with me? I don't believe you can't die! "

The beautiful man with a black belly raised his eyebrows and said, "I weave a big net with tenderness and see where your mermaid can go?" Senior Sunshine said brightly: "Chasing you is my lifelong task, unless my life is over!" "

The embarrassed officer said with difficulty, "I just want to mess with you, and no one can stop me!" " Lovely Macey smiled: "I like my sister, let me stay with you forever!" " "

The domineering handsome boy sink a track: "You are my woman, in this life, in the next life!" " "The fiery demonic man shouted," Chu yufei, you heartless bastard, would you like to take out my heart! "

Manxiumei man twisted his fingers and said, "In fact, I have liked you for many years. Give me a chance! " ……

"Rebirth of the Best Abandoned Wife" Author: Long Xun End

Content introduction:

She, Li Xia, was an agent of MI7 of the Ministry of National Security, 00 1, and died in a mission.

She, the abandoned son of the president of Chu Group, has been laughed at and despised by everyone!

With the exchange of souls, she will no longer be the timid one she used to be!

After her rebirth, she unexpectedly had a light source. Space, money, power and handsome guys are not a problem.

She cured her mother's disabled leg!

Betting stones for treasure, dominating the campus, refining medicine to save people, she is like a duck to water in the political and business circles, dominating both black and white, and the ancient family of Xiuzhen bowed their heads under her authority!

The first part:

"Chu glass, you shameless fox, you know to seduce a man! Sisters, shoot her together! Dare to rob my man! " Half-sister Chu called a dozen girls to besiege her.

"Just the last account, count together!" The girl's eyes are cold and her breath is like frost. In just a few seconds, she knocked everyone down. She clasped Chu Yiyun's neck and said in a cold voice, "Don't mess with me again, or I'll send you to die!"

The second part:

"No matter where you go and what you do, I will always stand behind you, support you and protect you!" Helianze stared at this stubborn and forbearing girl in love.

"I don't need anyone's guardian! Because that is the behavior of the weak! " Chu Li's face is cold and indifferent. She owes everything to her, and no one can run away!

The third part:

"In front of me, you can show off your strength, your disguise, cry loudly when you are sad, and laugh loudly when you are happy. My chest will always be your harbor! " White affectionate commitment.

"In fact, I prefer to be alone, at least when the other person leaves, I won't be sad!" Because habit is a terrible thing, she is afraid that those warmth will disappear again, so she might as well never start.

The fourth part:

"From now on, our lives have been linked together, and you can't get rid of me anymore! Even if they object, it's useless. I'll make them regret offending you! " Han Qi's narrow eyes flashed a sharp qi, and she declared her belonging.

"shameless!" Chu glass sneer at 1, the last revenge has not been reported, powder fist swing, directly beat him into a panda eye.

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