Allen told a cold joke.

1, mv filming visiting class, a beautiful woman went to help her friend sign, and Xiao Su signed her name happily.

A certain beauty: Can Allen be a girl?

Xiao Su: OK.

So I spit it out and made it sound realistic. ...

2, still visiting class, I saw a MM who often wears glasses and wears contact lenses that day.

Xiao Su: You'd better put on your glasses.

After that, the handsome boy said to himself, God, that's cruel. ...

3. When finishing the hairstyle shooting, the assistant brother took the mirror, and Xiao Su was very skilled. He drew several circles on the top of his head with hair gel and sprayed it. He couldn't help saying something to the mirror: Yeshuai @ # $ @%&;

4. Introduce the set tidbits and start shooting. Xiao Su greeted first: Hello everyone, I'm Allen. Welcome to the set of XX MV. As you can see, our scene is quite lively, with many big-name artists.

(Turn around, there is no one behind)

Then he said: they are gone (this burden has been dumped … haha)

5. A beautiful woman named "San" wanted to sign her autograph. Xiao Su was puzzled and signed "Give San". The assistant brother happened to pass by and smiled at it.

Xiao Su said confidently, "Didn't you see that we also signed a pair of two before ..."

6. A mv was shot in the shed next door, so there was background music playing all the time. Basically, everyone hums to the music. Xiao Su was awakened by everyone's buzz, so he began to sing loudly. ...

But as soon as the handsome boy started singing background music, he stopped abruptly.

So I heard the handsome boy's voice echoing loudly in the shed.

It was quiet in the shed for three seconds, and there was a burst of laughter and a handsome guy's sentence, "Fortunately, it was not in the cinema or it would be miserable!"

7. On the movie tour, when two people were shooting close-ups in pairs, the director asked Xiao Su to hold his head a little higher. So the handsome boy made a rather helpless expression. Then he raised his right hand. He drew a circle according to his face shape to represent his face. There is a vertical line on each side of his eyes to represent tears. After painting, he spread out his palm. He threw it on the ground quickly and mercilessly. He put on a smiling face ... Juanjuan fainted under the stage. ..

8. At the press conference, Xiao Su praised everyone in his speech. The host asked about yourself.

Xiao Su: I am handsome, in a word!

9. One day, during a class visit, Xiao Su saw the hard work of Juanjuan and others, so she suggested taking a group photo. Juanjuan said no, we didn't wait for your photo, we just wanted to see you for a while. ..

Xiao Su: I'm not afraid. Let's have one.

Zhong: No, no. ..

...

Xiao Su is very helpless: I want to take a photo with you.

Juanjuan: Then let's get together.

Xiao Su: ...

10, a day of shooting, no classmates, but Zhong went to try his luck. As a result, Xiao Su really came. I didn't expect so many people waiting for him when I got off the bus. I was surprised and ran back to the car immediately, leaving only one sentence "get on the bus and shave", haha.

1 1. A Juanjuan man showed him a photo with Xiao Su. Xiao Su was very happy and said, "This one is good. My face looks very small." Everyone laughed, and someone said, "Because there is a contrast." Xiao Su quickly explained to Juanjuan, "I didn't say."

12, Xiao Su's classmate is in the car. Outside the car, Juanjuan called "Allen" twice, but there was no response. Another Juanjuan gently called "Handsome Boy", and Xiao Su's classmates immediately turned around and smiled ... A Juanjuan complained and asked me why I called, but she turned around as soon as she called you.

Xiao Su: What did you call me?

Juanjuan: Allen.

Xiao Su: What did she call me?

Juanjuan depressed: handsome guy.

Xiao Su is proud: So. . .

13, Xiao Su filmed the scene of the driver, and only drove around the aisle twice.

When watching the replay, Xiao Su told the director: I used many kinds of expressions, so you can choose slowly.

Director: ...

14, a Juanjuan: Allen, the eye-catching short message from Changsha No.1 Middle School and No.3 Middle School told me that cloze is you again!

Xiao Su: That's because awakening is a verb, so it always appears!

Juanjuanmo: ... They are talking about Sue. ...

15, interviewed by Nanchang dajiang newspaper

Reporter: You are versatile. Your fans say that you have successfully entered education and sports. ...

Xiao Su: Fans always exaggerate my advantages. If they see me eating, they will also say that I have successfully entered the catering industry. ..

16, Beijing Music Station male left female right live program.

DJ: A friend on the SMS platform said that he was listening to our program after 00. Forget it, he's only 8 years old!

Xiao Su: It may be 108 years old. Won't you give it to the old man?

Moderator: ...

17, go forward

Hummer's driving skills have been challenged. The ground is rugged, the driver is brave and the car is shaking.

In the passenger seat, Xiao Su grasped the door tightly while shaking violently, and at the same time did not forget to catch the funny "Do you want this, master?"

"Sister-in-law ok? Does the child study well? ... I can teach him English. "

18, Hangzhou Song Festival, a competition, choose a few eye-catching songs to sing Sister Lin falling from the sky, comments by.

The second comment, this time it is la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la.

Xiao Su: The pitch and timbre are good, but maybe my stomach has been upset.

19, still at the concert, after the fans finished singing, Xiao Su chose a man to wake up as the champion, and the best singer Juanjuan only won the runner-up.

The audience collectively shouted shady shady ~ ~ ~ ~

Xiao Su: How can you be insincere? The second place is the best.

20. In the game session of the fan club, one thing is taken out for advertising.

Xiao Su drew buttons.

Improvised advertising words: buttoning is a kind of safety and a kind of guarantee, but not buttoning is more exciting.

2 1, song meeting, during the game, the background music suddenly comes in autumn.

Everyone was very happy, and the atmosphere in autumn was very sad.

Xiao Su's classmates were also embarrassed, so they told a story in autumn.

The story of the poor little boy selling bookmarks =. =

To the effect that.

Mother asked the little boy to sell bookmarks.

He said he couldn't eat it until it was sold out, so he sold it and sold it again.

Finally sold out and went home.

But mom said you came back. We have finished eating. ...

Dajiaao

The host replied that the little boy starved to death. ..

The scene was cold and awkward.

22. Song Imitation:

A MM sang it. Thank you for spending time with me.

Finally, monologue speech, thank you for spending time with me.

Xiao Su comments: The last sentence is the most accurate tune of the whole song = =

On 23rd, at the song club, a MM sang on the stage, looking nervous, and asked Xiao Su students not to look at her.

Xiao Su was very sad. He looked up at the sky and paced up and down.

MM forgot her words, so she asked Sue for help.

Xiao Su (singing): Only when you forget your words will you think of me.

24, Jinling Evening News network access tidbits

Agent Tx: Hey, that wig is blocking the camera > &

Go on, agent tx: everything will be fine, and the hairstyle will be fine. =

Tx Assistant: So it's not bad to be thin (referring to yourself) and fat (only for assistants) ... Hey, I didn't say you, you can't shoot live webcasts ><

Answer the hotline. Miss Lu: Hello, Miss Lu? I am a Kun antelope. ..

Tx himself: I can endorse whitening products, before whitening (appearance) and after whitening (appearance), and show my true whitening self (an advertisement of a classmate of cos).

When asked about his feelings about Qingdao, Xiao Su said: I think ... green. ..

The feeling of Shenzhen is ... deep ... walking from east to west for a long time. ..

26. Before the game, the host asked everyone if they were ready.

The tsunami came from the foot of the mountain: get ready!

Xiao Su smiled: Is it time to say that we are fighting for productism? ...

27. Oriental video chat. com

When Xiao Su arrived, the first thing he asked was: Where is your bathroom? Next to the striking laughter, Su classmate BS: Don't you all want to go?

28. A MM needs to sign a birthday. After signing, she asked: Why do you always sign your English name? I wonder what it's like to sign Chinese.

Xiao Su: I signed my name in Chinese in front of me. Just read backwards.

Well, actually, it's upside down.-sorry. . Sure enough, Juan looked trance. . .

Xiao Su: How can you be so gullible? Thank you for your one-year-old growth-

29. In a karaoke bar.

Xiao Su: The following song is my original …

Juanjuan in the audience can't wait: Ah ah.

Xiao Su: This song is not called ah ah ... =, =

30, Beijing Music Station male left female right live program.

Dj: There are always problems falling from the sky in life. We should pick them up from the ground, get rid of them and throw them away. ..

Xiao Su: That's a waste. ...

dj: ....

3 1, a live program of men left and women right in Beijing Music Station, with Xiao Su's classmate code-named Mystery Man.

DJ: ... On that day, we will also unveil your mystery.

Xiao Su: I always wear glasses without veil.

DJ: ..

Audience: Please introduce the mystery man.

DJ: He is an ordinary boy who loves singing, music, radio and wandering between cities.

Xiao Su: Generally speaking, there are many taxis, so it's not enough to just take a stroll. ..

DJ: ...

32. Participate in the Shanghai Star Football Match:

Xiao Su and Juanjuan are in the lobby of the hotel, and a star, Juanjuan, walks in. They don't know each other-Xiao Su suddenly pointed to the door and said loudly, "Look at that star, look at that star ..." (Very sobbing =. =)

On the day of the European Cup, Juanjuan reminded: Allen, there will be a ball game later. ...

Xiao Su immediately panicked: Why did you remind me that there was a match between Portugal and Turkey? My agent thinks I'm going back to my room to sleep. Why did you expose me? Everyone laughed and the agent was speechless. . .

In order to sign, Xiao Su went to the sofa next to him and sat down. The sofa was also evaluated before sitting down. Because the backrest of the sofa is very high, Xiao Su pointed to the sofa and said, I wonder whose backrest is so long. . . -

After signing, Xiao Su still had a pen in his hand.

Juanjuan: Give me my pen back. (That pen is borrowed)

Xiao Su: Pen! Pen! It seems that I am eager to get your pen ... "> <

Sign your name and get on the elevator. Before closing the door, Xiao Su bowed politely to everyone. It was supposed to be the end of temperament, but ... before the elevator went up to the second floor, Juanjuan pressed the elevator button, so the elevator door opened again, and Xiao Su appeared in front of Juanjuan again with HLL, but at this time he was arranging his hair in the mirror next to him. . .

Xiao Su was very alert and immediately turned around: What is this situation? ! ! You exposed me again. . . & gt& lt

33. Song mv shooting

Xiao Su's classmates and beautiful women are filming them passing through the revolving door. Xiao Su's classmates look back at the beautiful woman and then move on. I took n photos back and forth, and Xiao Su finally couldn't help it. "I didn't ask for the number so many times?" Not my style at all! If it were me, I would ask for the number. "= =