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Kneel for a complete overtime sketch. Key words: people: Li Wei, monitor, He Jiong; Theme: overtime, blind date
(to meet Li)
(Li: exulting, chanting that I am in a good mood to go home on a blind date) He: Ah? What have you done, boy? You are so happy that you can't even let go of the news of working overtime.
Li: Hey, hey, hey, it's a big event in life. Find a beautiful girl and go home for a blind date! . . . . Wait, what did you just say? Overtime?
Mr. Hu: Hmm (at the same time, he looks at Li helplessly and sympathetically)
Li: I'm my mother's fourth uncle. No way, girl, this is my lifelong event. . . . . . . Where is the monitor? Where's the monitor? No, I have to ask him, working overtime every day, working overtime at night, working overtime when holidays come, monitor, monitor. . . .
Monitor: You blame me and everyone. Everyone hates working overtime. It's hard to be single and in groups. It is said that this time the boss is merciful and wants to arrange a blind date banquet. Shh, don't tell them the truth first, and then try to scare them. Hey,,,, Who's looking for me? What is this?
Li: Monitor, what's the matter? Why are you working overtime again? I tell you, I must go home this time, which is related to my lifelong event. I've been looking for a long time to find a wife to end this single thing. As a result, every time it is ruined by this damn overtime, monitor. If this continues, I will really die lonely and depressed.
Ho: Yes, monitor, look, our unit is being destroyed by bachelors.
Monitor: I told you it doesn't count. You all think I don't want to go home. I haven't seen my wife and children for a long time. I guess if I don't let him go, my son will call me uncle when he goes back. ,,,, I am worse than you.
Li: Then you will have a wife and son when you go home. Go back and there will be nothing.
Monitor: OK, I won't tease you. In fact, the unit doesn't have to work overtime, just arranged a blind date for the benefit of you singles!
Oh, Li: Really?
Monitor: Really! There are many beautiful women, all of whom are long. . . . . . Huh? Is anybody there? Hey, you run slowly, choose slowly, and end the singles as soon as possible! Alas, they are happy, but we have to work overtime to arrange meetings! . . . . . . .
The plot may not be perfect, I hope the landlord will adopt the modification.
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