/kloc-super funny jokes within 0/00 words.

A: "Why did you break off your engagement with Mr. Zhang?"

B: "Yesterday we went to see a fortune teller. The fortune teller said I would have two children, but he said he would have four. Think about it. He has two children, with whom?

A newly married young couple received many wedding gifts from relatives and friends, some of which were very expensive and some were very practical. Among them, there is an envelope, which only contains two movie tickets and a small note. Only five small words were written on the note: Guess who I am? The couple thought for a long time. Who will give them movie tickets?

I just can't figure it out after thinking for a long time. "come on Forget it. Since people are kind, let's go to the movies tonight. " Mr. Wang said to his wife.

After watching the movie, when the young couple came home, it was a real surprise, because thieves visited their home and took all the valuables.

Finally, I found a note on the dining table, which read: Guess who I am!

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