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My girlfriend doesn't like me and wants it back. What should I do?

Happy moment There is a lovely four-year-old boy in my uncle's house, and we have a very good relationship. These two days at my uncle's house, I took him out shopping for dinner every day, and my wallet soon became flat. I told Mengbao: Sister has no money, so I will take you to play if I ask your father for money. Without saying anything, he ran to his father and knelt down. He said miserably, Dad, please give me money. I want to take my sister shopping.

Hal: Look at my serious expression, and you will know that I am not the only one.

Even the cat was trying to exercise, but leg press's last move was a little too much.

Whose daughter-in-law is this? She has such a good figure and is full of kung fu.

What a lovely baby. He is definitely a handsome boy if he loses weight.

This is the authentic dog planing.

1. According to friends, men all like uniforms and role-playing. So I bought the latest mermaid suit from the internet and planned to surprise my husband. After taking a shower and putting it on at night, lie on your side in bed, prop up your body and learn to twist like a mermaid. My husband opened the door and exclaimed, are you sick? It's no problem to pack maggots

2. Xiaogang: Why don't you like my girlfriend? Mom: She is so much like me when I was young. Xiao Gang: What's wrong with that? Mom: So I'm not at ease.

A buddy is always unlucky at the beginning of this year, especially at the beginning of this year. He plans to have a haircut on February 2 nd to see if his luck will change. When I got to the barber shop, when it was his turn to cut, the power went out just in the middle.

The company held an activity today. When it was my turn, I played table tennis with my boss, and I lost by a score of zero to ten. The boss is very happy. After coming down, he said that he would go fishing together when he was free. My colleagues all said I would come. Hehe, I smiled without a word. Only I know that I really can't beat the boss.

I am often angry with my wife. I remember once, I was embarrassed and cried. When I went home, my family was there. She calmed down and came in with a smile. I'm really sure this face has changed.

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