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How do I cut my hair?
I don't know when, but the term "inch plate" and "round inch" became popular in my hometown. 1 milli, 3 milli, 5 milli, 8 milli, all kinds of sizes.
I shaved my head for the first time
I remember that the first time I cut my head was in the first day of junior high school. At noon, I made an appointment with Fat Zi to shave my head, and my aunt gave us a cut after three times and five times.
On the way back, we all thought each other's heads were ugly, and we thought we would be laughed at when we returned to the classroom.
I may have been impulsive at that time, and I bet Fatty that if we went back to school and everyone laughed at us, we would go and cut our heads. He also foolishly agreed.
There was nothing unexpected. We both shaved our heads as we wished. When I went back to school, the teacher was fined for standing, and when I got home, I got 2 big boards each.
after that, we were not allowed to participate in all kinds of group activities at school. I was carried out by the headmaster for the first time, and when I assembled, he shouted at the top, "Where are the two bald men? Hurry back ~"
Before that, I seldom shaved my head, but I don't know whether it was popular or not. Most of my hair styles were round, hairy and inch plate.
I cut my hair for the first time
After my son was born, I thought it would be too much trouble to go out for a haircut, so I bought hair clipper, the kind with ceramic head, saying it wouldn't hurt anyone.
It's the first time I used this hair clipper to shave my son's hair, and I found it difficult to use it ... The razor head is ceramic, and it is not sharp at all, so it takes a long time to shave off a little bit. I haven't shaved my son with this tool since.
But I always feel a little wasteful when I buy all of them. Just at that time, I always felt that the hairstyle cut by the master outside was always unsatisfactory, so I simply tried shaving my hair myself.
Cover hair clipper with calipers and start work in front of the bathroom mirror. I shaved my head for nearly an hour for the first time, mainly because the ceramic razor was not sharp, and I had to go back and forth many times to cut off a hair.
This is a disadvantage, and it's also lucky to cut my hair for the first time. Because the razor is not sharp, I don't have to worry about missing a piece when I cut it wrong, so I slowly grind it around. As a whole, my hairstyle is unexpected, and I am very satisfied.
This ceramic hair clipper has been used back and forth for 5 or 6 times. The advantage is that you don't worry about missing a hair when you make a mistake, but the disadvantage is that you cut it too slowly.
From a novice to a skilled worker
It takes about an hour to shave your hair at first, and it may take an hour and a half to take a shower. Now it takes less than half an hour to get a haircut and take a bath.
During this period, I also summarized some methods of self-shaving:
1. For beginners, it is best to use children's hair clipper (ceramic bit), and for experienced people, hair clipper (steel bit).
2. Prepare calipers of three specifications: 1 inch, 3 inch and 5 inch
3. Put a small mirror in the bathroom, which can shine on the head.
4. Use a 5-inch cutter head first, and then shave the hair on the top of the head and the sides of the head from front to back.
5. Use a 3-inch cutter head to shave the whole back from the bottom of the back of the head.
6. From the back of the ear to the front, shave the hair on both sides.
7. Change the 1-inch cutter head and sweep upward from the bottom of the back of the head. Be careful not to stick to the scalp, but to clean.
8. Sweep again from both sides of the head. This step should be more careful. You can scan slowly and observe the shape in the mirror.
9. Finally, without calipers, you can directly sweep the hairline at the back of the hair with a clipper to clean the fluff.
1. Wash directly in the toilet.
If you are not skilled at first, you'd better start with a longer caliper, so even if you make a mistake, your hair is still long and there is still room for development.
The shorter the caliper is, the more careful it is to use. At first, it is not necessary to stick to the scalp, but to stand up and use it, so that there is more room and a larger adjustable range.
Benefits of having your own haircut
Simple, direct, time-saving, labor-saving and money-saving.
you can adjust your hair style according to your own ideas (inches long and inches short).
master a craft.
D42, self-shaving is a craft ~
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