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It’s my first time to have a meal in a rural area. Why are the aunt’s methods so shocking?

Because the aunt’s hands are too fast, as soon as the dishes are served, they will be empty immediately. In fact, using the word "rural" to summarize it is a bit over-generalizing. At least in our Sichuan side, most rural aunts will not be so rude when having a banquet. Even if they are, they will not be included in the dishes. They just grab the table, but wait until everyone at the table has finished eating before "packing it away". Therefore, this kind of people only appear in some areas, and not all rural aunts are like this.

I also saw this video on the Internet. To be honest, when I saw this video, I really thought it was so funny. These aunts acted like they had never eaten meat before, as long as it was pig trotters, As soon as the pork knuckles arrive on the table, I grab them immediately. If I can't pick them up with chopsticks, I just use my hands. It's quite fast. It can be seen that these aunts really love meat. In fact, I think this is pretty good, at least I didn’t bring the whole thing in front of me, or pack it all away, at least other people at the same table with equally fast hands grabbed some.

I once saw a video on the Internet. An aunt, when the pork knuckles were served, immediately put them in front of her on a plate and blocked them with her hands to prevent others from eating them. , when the people at the same table asked her to step aside, she ignored them. Later, she became anxious and just said: "I spent a hundred yuan?", which really made people angry and funny. However, this phenomenon is in the minority, and only middle-aged and elderly people do it. Generally speaking, young people will not rob them (of course, young people are not the opponents of middle-aged and elderly people).

So when young people sit at banquets in rural areas, they should never sit with middle-aged and elderly people. If you sit with them, you will not only not be able to eat well, but you will also not be full because they move quickly. , ruthless, accurate, maybe the dishes will be divided as soon as you lower your head. Furthermore, even if you are unfortunate enough to share the same table with them, you should try to eat the remaining dishes and eat them quickly. Otherwise, when they have almost eaten, they will pack away the leftovers and then there will only be food on the table. The plate is empty, and you have no choice but to go home and eat another bowl of noodles.