Swordsman Season 3 Finals Lu Xinyuhao’s hilarious cross talk imitation of Xiao Shenyang finally won the championship! Does anyone have the document version of the lines?

Hello!

Yu Hao: (Moving Lu Xin)

Lu Xin: Thank you everyone for applauding us even if you don’t know us. It’s so enthusiastic. We two are not from here.

Yu Hao: That’s called a person, a person.

Lu Xin: Yes, it’s just not people, person, human being here.

Yu Hao: Just say people.

Lu Xin: yes, it is. People. We are crosstalk actors from Xi'an.

Yu Hao: That’s right.

Lu Xin: We are very happy.

Yu Hao: When we come to "Swordsman", we are on TV. A philosopher once said, Wo Zkishuode once said that when a person is on TV, he is a star. We are the stars, I...

Yu Hao: (stopping) Applause, who did you just talk about?

Lu Xin: What’s wrong?

Yu Hao: Who did you say?

Lu Xin: Wo Zijishuode.

Yu Hao: Who said that?

Lu Xin: Wo Zijishuode.

Yu Hao: Make it clear.

Lu Xin: I said it myself.

Yu Hao: What’s the use of what you said, you kid.

Lu Xin: We are very excited to be on TV.

Yu Hao: Excited.

Lu Xin: But let’s talk about cross talk. We rejected it at the beginning.

Yu Hao: Why?

Lu Xin: Because Teacher Guo is here.

Yu Hao: That pair.

Lu Xin: We dare not stand and talk about cross talk.

Yu Hao: Then let’s lie down and talk.

Lu Xin: Two more back-steppers, I’ll do a Chinese style.

Yu Hao: Let me have some Thai food.

Lu Xin: Very comfortable.

Yu Hao: Get out! What is this?

Lu Xin: I mean, standing up and talking about cross talk is too much of a disadvantage.

Yu Hao: Then why don’t you suffer a loss?

Lu Xin: Look at the duo, the duo actors have so much freedom once they get on stage.

Yu Hao: People are free.

Lu Xin: If people go to this stop, (imitating Zhao Si) that one, anyway, if you don’t applaud, I’ll leave it alone and wander around.

Yu Hao: Two-player turns are too expensive.

Lu Xin: It doesn’t matter if you don’t applaud. Friends, give me some applause and I’ll give you a unique trick! Make a washbasin and tear it up, put a balloon on your head and blow it up, these are not special skills.