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Liu Bang won the world because he can spend more money than Xiang Yu.
Liu Bang, the Emperor Gaozu of Han Dynasty, is handsome, with a high nose, a long face and a beautiful beard. He has 72 moles on his left leg. All this seems to show that he is an "alien" with a different side from ordinary people. But he also has an ordinary side: kind and friendly, broad-minded, broad-minded, willing to enjoy, ambitious.
Liu Bangsheng refused to do the work of ordinary people and was not keen on his own productive labor. He never seems to care much about money. He has the ability to play with wealth and always lets others "send" money to his door.
Liu bang didn't run a business in his early years and was not diligent. His father ignored him, but he remained unconvinced. Even when Liu Bang became emperor, he still liked to talk about his father's past "teaching". In the ninth year of Emperor Gaozu of Han Dynasty, Liu Bang bought wine in Weiyang Palace and gave a big banquet to his ministers. Liu Bang celebrated his father's birthday by drinking wine, saying, "My father often thinks that I am a rogue and can't manage the industry. I am not as diligent as my big brother. Didn't I achieve more today than my brother? " Although this is a joke, it tells the truth of Liu Bang. In Liu Bang's mind, there has always been a belief that a person's wealth can not be obtained by hard work alone. As long as he can control the overall situation, he has no money to spend. You don't have to work hard to be rich from nine to five. It has never been the wish of people like Liu Bang to run the industry in a down-to-earth manner.
Before his success, Liu Bang often went to Xianyang to do corvee, so he could observe the dignity of Qin Shihuang. See it in your eyes and enjoy it in your heart. "What a gentleman does!" Liu bang seemed to see his own image and was open-minded from then on. Don't you have everything if you own the world like Qin Shihuang?
A big man knows how to have fun and likes bohemian women. Liu bang is like this.
Liu bang led the army westward to Xianyang, and the people rushed to the warehouse. Xiao He came to the Prime Minister's Office of Qin Dynasty to receive the design documents. What is Liu Bang doing? When he saw that Qin Gong was so gorgeous and rich, with thousands of treasures, dogs, horses and women, he felt excited and wanted to stay and enjoy it.
Fan Kuai, who was originally a "clown", came from humble origins. In the early years, I took killing dogs as my career, but I told a subtle truth with a straight face: "Do you want to dominate the world or just want to make a fortune?" It was these luxuries that made the Qin Dynasty perish. What do you need these things for? Or hurry back to the throne, don't stay here long! "But Fan Kuai's words don't seem to go deep into Liu Bang's heart, because Qin Gong is so attractive to him.
Although Liu Bang won the battle and was named Pei Gong, he was a civilian. After all, he still hasn't seen much of the world. Where has he seen such a luxurious palace and a fairy-like beauty? Although it changed the life of the Daqin Dynasty, it was difficult to change the acquired habits. Can you not be tempted?
At this moment, Sean stood up and said, "The king of Qin has no choice, so you can occupy this place. If you want to win the world, you must be diligent. When I first entered Qin Gong, I was thinking about how to have fun. This is all about "helping others". Good words are good for action, but bitter medicine is good for disease. I hope you will listen to Fan Kuai's suggestion. " Liu bang listened to the words of the chief of staff. Finally, Liu sealed the treasure and led the army back to the suburbs of Xianyang.
Liu bang summoned fellow villagers from all counties and local powerful people and said, "My fellow villagers have been persecuted by the Qin Dynasty for too long. I made an agreement with the governors that whoever entered the customs first would be king. Now I have three chapters about the law: if the murderer dies, he must make amends for hurting others and stealing. All other Qin laws were abolished, and officials kept their original posts. I'm here to kill pests for my fellow villagers. Please don't be afraid. " The people of Qin were very happy, and they competed to slaughter cattle and sheep and give the three armies wine and food. Liu bang ordered not to accept it: "There is a lot of food in the warehouse. We don't lack. We cannot let people spend money. " People were even more surprised when they heard the news.
Liu bang did this because he knew very well that he didn't possess the people's money at present, nor did he compete with the people for profits, paving the way for owning the whole country and enjoying all the treasures and beauty in the world in the future.
Compared with Liu Bang's ambition, Xiang Yu, the overlord of Chu, cares too much and wants to possess everything. Xiang Yu led an army westward, invaded Xianyang, ordered a massacre, killed Qin Ying, king of Qin, and set fire to Qin Gong. The fire lasted for three months and never went out. Xiang Yu ordered the excavation of Qin Shihuang's tomb in order to take all the wealth of Qin State for himself. Xiang Yu took away all the good things like gold, silver, jewels, jade and antiques, and all the women in the palace. Qin people were very disappointed with what he had done. Han Sheng said to Xiang Yu: "Guanzhong has steep terrain and fertile land, so it can dominate here." Seeing that Qin Gong had been burnt to pieces, Xiang Yu said, "If you are rich and don't go back to your hometown, it's like walking for one night. Who knows? " After Han Sheng stepped down, he said, "People say that Chu people are just wearing hats like macaques, ostensibly showing off. It seems to be! " Upon hearing this, Xiang Yu cooked and killed Han Sheng. Maybe Xiang Yu cares too much about everything in front of him, so he wants to destroy it and burn it; Wealth, women, curiosity, power and so on. Both are indispensable.
Because Liu Bang is a bit careless and willing to invest in the future, Liu Bang has always been handy in the struggle between politics and wealth.
Chen Yi, who was originally sent by Liu Bang to manage the land, found that this confidant who had followed Liu Bang had turned traitor. Liu bang personally led the army to conquer. When he arrived in Handan, he found that Chen Zhi only took Zhangshui as a barrier, and Liu Bang, who had been through battle, was confident. Liu Bang also learned that many people in Chen's department are businessmen. This time, Liu Bang is more sure to win the battle, because he knows that businessmen are most vulnerable to the temptation of interests. Liu bang began to throw money at these people, and Chen's men received gold from Liu bang. Many people immediately turned their backs and threw themselves into the arms of Gaozu.
Liu bang's way of doing things is very natural and unrestrained, and he will never forget to let money help him grind. As early as the Chu-Han confrontation, Liu Bang, who was at a disadvantage, did not hesitate to give Chen Ping 40,000 Jin of gold and asked him to use these heavy things to alienate the overlord of Chu and his father Fan Zeng.
Compared with Liu Bang, Xiang Yu treats people kindly and speaks kindly. If one of his men is sick, he will cry and eat with the patient. Xiang Yu, who respects his lover and is loyal and polite, is always surprisingly stingy, especially not free and easy. He often hesitates and rubs the newly engraved big seal on his hand, almost making it lose its edges and corners and refusing to give it to others. How can this tie people's hearts!
However, the project is sometimes very generous. The defeat was overwhelming, but the hero refused to cross the Wujiang River eastward. He handed over his mount to the director of Wujiang Pavilion, ordered the cavalry to dismount and walk, and started hand-to-hand combat with the short soldiers and the chasing Han army. Xiang Yu killed hundreds of Han troops by himself, and he was injured in dozens of places. What an ignorant man! I just remembered that I wanted to show the heroic pride of "pushing the mountain to the top", but I used it in the wrong place. Xiang Yu turned around and saw Sima Lv Matong, one of the Han cavalry, saying, "Aren't you my old friend?" Lv Matong looked, this is Wang Xiang! Xiang Yu said, "I heard that Hanwang paid a lot of money for my skull and offered a reward to Wan Huhou. I'll give you this benefit. " So he killed himself. Dozens of knights of the Han army fought for the body of the overlord of Chu, and it was another fight. Finally, five people, including Lv Matong, were stopped.
Xiang Yu's heroism and generosity made him a few rough people, but he lost the world, the mountains and rivers, the beautiful concubine and his pony BMW. Wan Li is in the pocket of Liu Bang, who is good at spending money.
Believing in the illusory fate, Gao Zu Liu Bang was confident and even conceited. When Liu Bang attacked Qing Bu, he was hit by a stream vector. Later, the wound broke out and he was very ill. Lv Hou quickly invited a famous doctor for him. However, Liu Bang refused to receive treatment, so he rewarded the doctor with 50 Jin of gold and sent him away. Why didn't Emperor Gaozu want to see a doctor? Liu said to him, "I am a commoner, holding a sword for three feet. This is my destiny. If my fate is like this, what will happen even if Dr. Bian Que is still alive? "
Liu Bang's indifference made him think for a long time. In the world, are all really rich people Wang Tu? Because Liu Bang knows best the position of wealth in his life, career and destiny.
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