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"Bedroom Meeting in Dormitory No. 2008"
Boss:
How are you doing with your job search? The New Year's holiday is coming soon, what's the progress? There have been a lot of job fairs, large and small, and with the results of next year’s postgraduate entrance exams, our competitive pressure will be even greater.
Second child:
I have been searching, submitted a lot of resumes, and interviewed with several companies, but none of them wanted me. I don’t want to be in sales, I’m not very eloquent, and I don’t want to deal with strangers. In fact, I have always wanted to find an indoor job, maybe in a workshop or in an office. With my major, it is more likely to work in a workshop. It would be great if I could work in a laboratory as a quality inspector. As for working in an office , try hard and wait for the rest of your life.
The third child:
I am exactly the opposite of you. What I am best at is cheating. I have interviewed with more than ten companies now, and several of them want me to come over right away. There are high levels and low levels, some are looking for salespeople, some are looking for consultants, and that's what I went for. Unlike you, the middle child in our house is a good student who loves studying the most, and the scholarship he gets is more than the tuition. If you are capable of technology, once you enter the workshop, you can become a small boss within a year and a half. I can only rely on my own mouth. Fortunately, we are brave and can chat with anyone, whether it is sales or sales. Consultants always ask clients to pay money to the boss willingly, so we just eat the rice.
Little Four:
I’m not in a hurry, and I didn’t go to the job fair. My family helped me find a job at the Industrial and Commercial Bureau. It may be put down there for a while, but it does have a formal establishment. Fortunately, I still have some relatives at home who are helping me. It would be better to kill me if I were asked to go for an interview. I don’t want to be manipulated like a prisoner on trial.
The third child:
Boss, how are you doing? Let's just say, where are you going? Any results?
Boss:
I have signed a contract with this company, which is extremely small.
The third child:
How small can it be? You wouldn’t go to ordinary companies, would you? You are also very active, your brain is smarter than mine, and your eloquence is also good. I feel like you can start a business. Why did you find a small temple to chant sutras?
Boss:
Although the sparrow is small and has all the internal organs, Chairman Mao’s words cannot be forgotten. In fact, I went to a management consulting company, which was exactly the direction I wanted to develop.
Second child:
Small company? What's your salary?
Boss:
The internship period is about 600, and it will increase to more than 1,000 after formal employment.
The third child:
It seems to be a private company, but most of the people in the consulting industry are private companies now. The bosses are rich, but the employees are starving to death.
Second child:
Third child, is it as miserable as you said? That's a pretty good price. It's an ordinary university, not "211", and it's still a bachelor's degree. The price we can sell it for is pretty good. If you give me this money, I will be satisfied. Of course, I must have five insurances and one housing fund.
The third child:
Having said that, our boss will never take this salary honestly. He will definitely leave within five years. Am I right? , boss?
Private Si:
Well done, why do you want to change jobs? Nowadays, many people are changing jobs. How good is it to work hard to get qualified? Salaries are going up, not to mention seniority.
Second child:
Yes, old people are always popular, they have high standards and strong skills, why should they leave? The boss probably won't treat me badly.
The third child:
One of you is a high-tech talent, and the other is a royal employee. Of course, the older the better, but we don’t have the conditions you have. Want to know why? Let's let the boss speak for himself. He is the best, and we have to say everything clearly, but he is just resting next to him. Did you see that the consultant is so bad? He has become so bad before he even got to work.
Boss, if you don’t speak Chrysostom, we will despise you!
Boss:
The third child is right. In fact, we both definitely want to change jobs. Of course, the best result is to work for ourselves.
Lao San:
Did you see it? I'm right, the old guy is very ambitious. Boss, don't stop, tell them what you think.
Boss:
Okay. In fact, after we graduate from college, it is basically difficult to move forward without certain work experience. Even graduate students have to face this problem. So I think I have to lower my mentality and do something real first.
Generally it is difficult for our level to enter a large company. We are not a prestigious school. Although large companies are very powerful, they have very complete systems in all aspects. You can only learn very narrow things when you join them because their division of labor is very clear. But small businesses are different. Relatively speaking, the system is not particularly detailed. Generally speaking, the boss will arrange for anything to be done at any time. In this way, everyone can learn everything about how the company operates. In this way, whether you enter a large enterprise or work alone in the future, you will be able to know what you are doing.
In fact, this is the reason why small businesses have relatively serious brain drain - since employees know everything, why not find a bigger backer? However, large companies have oriented their employees towards development. If you leave this place, you will not be able to find a place to plant trees. The risk of job-hopping increases, so naturally you will try to avoid leaving.
Second child:
What the boss said makes sense. Alas, we have been together since freshman year, but it is only today that we can see the difference.
Little Si:
That’s true! It seems that the four brothers who started living together have now gone their separate ways.
Lao San:
What are you talking about? Xiao Si, we will be comrades in arms from now on! It’s up to us to plug the hole in the economic crisis! Think about it, there are technical people, consulting people, and me as a salesperson, plus a public servant, what difficulties can we still face!
Boss
The third one is right, unity is strength. It was only through unity that China got through the difficulties in 2008. We will have more difficulties in the future, but As long as we unite, we will get through it!
Little Four:
That’s true! From now on, we all have to work hard and give the college students a voice! ! !
Second child:
You are right, let’s each do our best. Four years of college cannot be in vain, and four years of love cannot stop. We have to work hard!
The third child:
Is this right? No matter how distracted we are, we will still be good brothers tomorrow! Don’t forget, we are the only mixed dormitory in the entire dormitory building, and the only dormitory with only four people! ! This is called fate! ! !
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