Jokes that can make people laugh instantly

1. Everyone’s life is a book, others’ is a happy life, and mine is a collection of jokes.

2. "What is the most crowded bus you have ever been on?" "I was just passing by the bus but was squeezed into the bus."

3. My husband and I have a very good relationship. , every night when I sleep, he will use his arm as a pillow for me and hold me tightly to sleep. Later, he got frozen shoulder and I got cervical spondylosis.

4. When I went to pick up the express delivery, the courier couldn’t find it. He turned around and asked me: Are you a small shipment?

5. After many years of continuous hard work, I finally changed from an ignorant boy to an ignorant young man.

6. "Is the doctor here?" "Yes, what's the matter?" "My dad went to see a doctor at your place the day before yesterday. When he came back, he looked unhappy and said the cause was that his shorts were too high." "I It’s because the cholesterol is too high!”

7. During the surgery, the doctor asked me whether it would be under full anesthesia or semi-anesthesia, and I said it would be mildly spicy.

8. Today I saw my ex-girlfriend sitting in the back seat of the electric car, holding her current boyfriend’s waist and shivering from the cold. I raised my lips with a proud smile and squeezed into the warm bus.