A classic little humorous joke

1, female classmate, more manly personality. I recently made a boyfriend and was praised as feminine by another classmate. She asked:? Where did you see it? ,? You used to call yourself Lao Tzu, but recently you have become Lao Tzu. ?

2. On the bus, a buddy is playing with his mobile phone to cut fruit, cutting and cutting. Suddenly, he paused the game, and his hand might rub on his clothes because of sweating. I asked:? Dude, what are you doing? He raised his head, raised his hand, and said to me lightly: sharpen the knife.

3. A buddy in the opposite dormitory bought a bicycle for 4000 yuan. He was very excited and rode it to the city. I accidentally broke my teeth on the way. The next day, I went to the city by bike to have my teeth filled, and I lost my car after my teeth were filled.

After Xiao Wu graduated from graduate school, he couldn't find a job for a long time and was on tenterhooks all day. One day, my little nephew came to visit him and comfort him. Uncle, why don't you also come to a stream of people! ? Xiao Wu was surprised and asked him: Why? The little nephew answered very seriously:? The radio often says, have an abortion today, and you can go to work tomorrow! ?

A gentleman sang rock and roll at the top of his lungs in the dormitory:? I want to change, I want to change a lot. So-and-so, who is reading a book, suddenly looked up and asked in surprise. Isn't the toilet empty?

6. One day, Xiaoming's father took Xiaoming to dinner. Arriving at the restaurant, Xiaoming's father said to the waiter: fried chicken, braised fish, stewed mushroom soup, pork elbow, spiced meatballs? None of the above, just two steamed buns. Waiter and Xiaoming: Your sister.

7. Go home at night and hear crying in the alley. When I got closer, it turned out to be a disheveled woman crying. What's the matter, miss? I was violated by a pervert! ? Me:? Are you okay? Miss a:? He suddenly grabbed my chest from behind and let me go. Then why are you crying? Miss a:? Because? That pervert actually said, what bad luck, he actually got a man. ?

8. A gecko strayed into the crocodile pond. When he died, the gecko used his quick wits, hugged the crocodile and shouted: Mom! ? The crocodile was shocked and immediately burst into tears: Son, you are so thin, don't go to work again! Let's have a rest during the holiday. ?

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