Boys tease girls with humorous jokes.

Modern humor theory holds that humor can generate a strong sense of partnership and consistent aggression among participants. Humor can close the emotional distance between two people at once. I collected some humorous jokes that boys make girls laugh for you. Let's have a look.

Selected humorous jokes of boys teasing girls

1) When I first met you, I said to myself: You are the goal of my life. I want to pursue you and hug you. I want to announce: I love you? Renminbi (RMB)

2) Life becomes uncomfortable without you. I hate that hateful third party for taking you away. Do you have a new relationship with him? I miss you. Come back to me? wallet

3) I am shy, and I have been afraid to tell you. Today, I finally got up the courage: When will you invite me to dinner?

4) I met you by chance, paid attention to you after two meetings, missed you for three times and four dates, and 90% should like you. I'm sure I love you. It takes a hundred years to meet true love, and a thousand years to fulfill you. Are you willing to do anything?

5) You little leprechaun, you poisoned me with your love poison and refused to give me the antidote! Little villain! Oh! I'm dying! Help me! The solution is simple: give me your love!

6) To tell you a secret, please look at the back first, then at the left and then at the right. Ok, please don't look around with your mobile phone!

7) The new three obedience and four virtues: the wife should follow when she goes out, obey orders, and blindly follow if she is wrong; The wife has to wait for makeup, remember her birthday, be willing to spend money, and endure beatings.

8) I am not perfect, but I am real. In other words, I am not beautiful, but I am cool; I am not rich, but I am happy; I am not successful, but I am confident; I am not sentimental, but I know how to cherish.

9) I have received your message for a long time, and I feel very distressed. I thought I cut my pulse with potato chips and hit my head with tofu. I jumped from a building with a parachute and hung it with noodles. They were all dead. You just invited me to dinner to support me.

10) Once upon a time, there was a girl named Qiao Nina. She fell in love with a girl named Shade. They look at the stars together. When the meteor crossed the sky, they named it Jonina Shading Star.

1 1) I can't eat in the morning because I miss you, I can't eat at noon because I miss you more, I can't eat at night because I miss you crazy, and I can't sleep at night because I'm hungry.

12) There is a conspicuous big wooden sign hanging behind a van, which reads:? This car had a collision with other vehicles, and as a result, there was only a slight loss. Please be careful! ?

This is your first swimming lesson. An hour later, you say to the coach. I think that's all for today. Why? I really can't drink any more. ?

14) emergency reminder: there may be tornado weather recently, so be sure to take two dumbbells when you go out to avoid being blown to the west by strong wind. Those who are underweight must double.

15) pigs can't talk, but only hum with their noses. Just like some girls, they always say: Hum!

Classic boys tease girls with humorous jokes.

1) male:? It is raining heavily today. ? Woman:? Yes! ? Man:? That's God drooling over you. ?

2) male:? Believe me, I will make you the second happiest person in the world. ? Woman:? Why not be the first? Man:? I am the happiest person with you. ?

3) It is said that a man has to climb three mountains to find a wife. For your sake, can you let me climb two less so that I can catch up with you earlier and wait for your answer? If you agree, please reply. I agree, if not, please reply. I just agree. If you don't reply, I will acquiesce in your unconditional consent.

M: May I ask you a question? Which side do you like to sleep on? Woman: Yes, why? M: Then I'll sleep on the left side from today and keep the right side for you. Woman: You. ...........

5) I heard that your mobile phone doesn't have short message function, so try sending this short message. If you receive it and confirm that it has SMS function and it is not my SMS, please reply to me: I have it, it is yours!

6) I heard that your mobile phone doesn't have short message function, so try sending this short message. If you receive it and confirm that it has SMS function and it is not my SMS, please reply to me: I have it, it is yours!

7) A jet fighter roared past in the sky, and the bird was surprised to see it. Bird: Mom, why does that bird fly so fast? Mother Bird: Try setting a fire on your ass!

8) It is really tiring to marry a wife. I washed my feet, rubbed my legs and beat my back, and then slept in bed with me, as if I hated the old society and my hands were full of bitter tears!

9) Think about your feelings: cooking without salt; Apples should not be too sweet; Smoke less; Forgot to bring money when shopping. I will miss you when I have time, and I will miss you when I have no time. If I really can't spare the time, I will-do nothing but miss you!

10) A buddy chased a girl and was going to send her home after the date. The girl said humorously. It's okay, it's okay. I'm safe, okay? , the elder brothers want to send ah, but a brain smoke casually say? It's too dark for gangsters to see your face clearly? The girl said, can I hold my mobile phone on my face? Turn left. He deserves to be single all his life.

1 1). An ugly girl has a crush on a boy. One day, the boy said to the woman, I can't sleep without looking at your picture every night. The ugly girl was overjoyed. The boy went on to say, because I was scared to death at first sight.

12) robber: tell me the password of the safe! Don't say kill you! Salesgirl: I won't tell you if you kill me! You ruined me, and I won't tell! The robber looked her up and down and said, you must be beautiful!

13) A classmate, instead of buying toilet paper, always takes mine. I saw it once: Why do you always take mine? ! He replied: What a stingy man! Isn't it just a little toilet paper I'll give it back to you when I'm finished!

14) Xiao Ming saw his girlfriend home and asked at the door, May I kiss you? My girlfriend, who has only known me for a week, replied: shameless! Xiao Ming said: shameless? Then I'll kiss!

15) ? The power went out suddenly when I was watching a movie yesterday. People waited in the dark for more than ten minutes. ? No panic in the cinema? Panic.-that's when the phone calls. ?

The boy teased the girl with humorous jokes.

1) M: We've been dating for so long, let's live together! My parents will never forgive me. What if we get married? W: I won't forgive myself.

2) When the hotel manager came to the restaurant, he said uneasily to the guests: Sorry, the chef asked me to tell the guests that I hope you will be careful when chewing. He dropped his contact lens.

3) Customer: How much is the haircut? Barber: Ten yuan. Customer: It's so expensive! I am a bald man. Barber: Of course I know. One is for a haircut and the other is for a haircut.

4) The child came to his mother in tears, and her mother asked, What's the matter, baby? Child: Dad accidentally hit his finger with a hammer. Mom: Then why are you crying? Child: Because I just laughed.

5) The bookstore assistant keeps a straight face: Don't look, this is a book seller, not a library! Customer: What's your attitude? You didn't smile. Shop assistant: Are you here to buy a book or a smile?

Customers complain that these apples are too expensive. The fruit shop assistant replied, don't say that. Look how red they are. Customer: You charge too much, of course they blush!

7) It was late at night, and the child began to cry while sleeping. Father decided to sing a lullaby to coax him. As a result, just after singing a few words, the next door protested: let the children cry!

8) The young man who just learned to ride a motorcycle accidentally bumped into an old woman. Young man: Grandma, I'm sorry! I'm not good at riding. Grandma: I'm not good at riding. I can play so accurately!

9) Mom: Lipstick was given by a male classmate. Daughter: Yes. Mom: Girls shouldn't just accept gifts from boys. Give it to him quickly. Daughter: I want to return it. I put it in my mouth every day and give it back to him.

10) M: My wife is missing. Please help me find it! Policeman: What are her characteristics? Man: Not tall or fat, a little bald, with a big nose. Policeman: Then why are you looking for her?

1 1) old woman: you want to invite the heroine, I'll apply for it. Director: But you are late. Old woman: I came as soon as I saw the advertisement. Why am I late? Director: You are late.

12) The female conductor enjoys the cool with her husband. When they got home, the woman entered the door first, and her husband shouted outside: I'm still outside! The wife said, what are you arguing about? Wait for the next bus!

13) Why is the hair getting less and less every day? Because I have something on my mind every day ? What do you worry about every day? I'm worried that my hair is getting less and less every day! ?

14) A fat woman saw a gentle and graceful young woman eating Dongdong nearby. Ask the waiter: What does that girl eat? The waiter said: diet meal! ? Oh, then give me two diet meals! ?