Collect funny jokes ~!

A lady asked her husband, "If I fell into the water with your mother, which one would you save first?"

My husband turned pale and said, "I can't swim!" " "

The lady said, "suppose you can."

The husband said, "can't you swim yourself?" Of course I saved my mother. "

The lady said, "I said suppose I can't swim." ~

The husband said, "You can't swim. Why bring an old lady into the water? "

The lady said angrily, "You are so stubborn, I won't assume!" " "

The husband said without weakness, "What do you think is bad? Why suppose my mother fell into the water? Why not assume your mother? "

The lady choked back her anger: "How about my mother and your mother falling into the water together?"

The husband showed a painful expression on his face and said, "Suppose there are two old ladies in the water. What are you doing?" ? You don't like my mother. Did your mother bring you up easily? "It is said that two mental patients managed to escape from a mental hospital. But when you get out of the door, you have to climb over the wall of 100 to reach the expressway. They climbed 60 walls together. One of them was mentally ill and asked the other, "Are you tired, man? The other replied that he was not tired. He said that it was very tiring. Let's keep turning. When turning to the 99th wall, a psychopath asked another psychopath, "Are you tired, man? The other replied, "I'm tired! Let's go back! " So they turned it back. ..

A and B flew, broke down and landed on a desert island. The chief of the cannibal on the desert island said, "You can let you go with the same piece of fruit as 100!" ! ! "After a while, A first brought 100 strawberries. Chief: "put them all in your nose and let you go!" " ! ! "A began to cram for the last minute ... 98 pieces, and nothing happened ... When he stuffed it into 99 pieces, he smiled and said," Hey, hey ... "All the strawberries came out ... A was killed by the chief ... When he got to heaven, the angel asked A," You only need one piece to avoid death, but why are you laughing? " A said, "Because I saw B bring back 100 durians.