Similar to a dirty joke

1. Shandong is literate. The teacher wrote "Day" and "Day" on the blackboard and said: One day is one day. An old farmer said, Teacher, what you said is wrong. One day is fine, but not one day.

2. Oilfield, a couple just got married. A couplet was given to the commander. Part I: A new person, a new well and a new drill. Downward: The deeper you drill, the more oil you produce. Horizontal batch: the brighter ... the looser. Read the words separately.

The father took his son to take a bath, and the ground was slippery, so he grabbed his father's genitals just when his son was about to slip.

Father scolds: Shit! It's a good thing that you came with me. You must come with your mother to kill you.

The Buddhist pavilion in Shaolin Temple is on fire. As a result, many scriptures were burned, and the abbot couldn't help crying ... The young monk didn't know why the abbot was crying, so he asked, "Why is the abbot suffering?" The abbot continued to cry and said, "I have dysmenorrhea ..."