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A celebrity story is less than 50 words.

Juvenile Bao Zheng learns to solve crimes. "

Bao Qingtian and Bao Zheng, smart and studious since childhood, especially like to solve crimes by reasoning. His father was in close contact with Ban Zhixian, and Bao Zheng Quan learned a lot about solving crimes since childhood. Especially in the case of burning a temple to kill a monk, Bao Zheng peeled silk according to the clues at the scene, screened out the suspects, pretended to be Yan, tried to clarify the truth, and helped the magistrate catch the murderer and kill the people. He worked hard to learn the knowledge of law and punishment, which laid a deep knowledge foundation for solving crimes and vindicating the people like a god when he grew up. 2. Tang Bohu devoted himself to painting.

Tang Bohu was a famous painter and writer in Ming Dynasty. When he was young, he showed superhuman talent in painting. As a disciple of the great painter Shen Zhou, Tang Bohu naturally studied harder, quickly mastered the painting skills, and was highly praised by Shen Zhou. Unexpectedly, due to Shen Zhou's praise, Tang Bohu, who has always been modest, gradually became complacent. Shen Zhou see in the eye, in mind. At dinner, Shen Zhou asked Tang Bohu to open the window. Tang Bohu found that his window was actually a painting by Teacher Shen Zhou. Tang Bohu felt very ashamed and devoted himself to painting.

The short story of two people, within 50 words, the shorter the better, very classic, urgently needed!

Once, Socrates was walking in the street, and someone hit him on the back with a stick, which made him unable to stand up and squat down, but soon, he stood up casually. Seeing that he didn't respond, others who witnessed the whole process asked him curiously: You were beaten, why didn't you fight back? Socrates replied with a smile: the wild donkey kicked you, did you return it?

* Bernard Shaw loved riding a bike when he was young. Once he broke his leg bone, his female classmates took good care of him. Bernard Shaw was worried that he was weak-willed and would propose to this female classmate, so he decided to slip away. But he accidentally fell down the stairs and broke his legs. As a result, he really asked her if she would marry him. Bernard Shaw fainted when the female classmate nodded.

Someone asked Dumas: Why can you enter your old age with great composure? He retorted disapprovingly: It took me all my life to live today.

Agatha christie's husband is an archaeologist. Once, at a party, a friend asked him: How do you feel when an imaginative woman like you marries an antique player? Detective novelists say: archaeologists are ideal husbands. You see, the older things get, the more he likes them.

Chaplin is a rare all-round filmmaker who can compose music, direct and act. Once, he held a film production meeting and a fly flew around him. At first, he hit it several times with his hand, but he missed it, so he asked for a fly swatter. During the dinner, he took a fly swatter, posed as a fly swatter and looked at the flies viciously. But he called three times. The comedian shrugged his shoulders and said, this is not the one just now!

* After Li Bai's death, his body was buried at the head of the quarry river, and poets from all walks of life wrote poems in front of his grave. Someone wrote a quatrain: the stone quarrying river is a piece of rotten soil, and Li Bai's poems are famous throughout the ages; Come and go to write two lines, and drop a big axe in front of Lu Ban.

* In his later years, Ouyang Xiu painstakingly revised the words written in his life every day. His wife told him not to modify them, saying, why do you torture yourself like this? Are you still afraid of being scolded by the teacher? Ouyang Xiu said with a smile: I am not afraid of being scolded by the teacher, but I am afraid of being laughed at by future generations.

Lincoln once dreamed that he was attending a meeting. When he walked, everyone made way for Lincoln. At this time, in a large group of people, one whispered: He is just an ordinary-looking person. Lincoln listened and said, friend, God likes ordinary people, so he gave birth to many ordinary people.

Carnegie, the American steel magnate, talks about the secret of his success: I think my greatest advantage is that I can arouse people's enthusiasm. The best way for people to do their best is to appreciate him and praise him. The boss's criticism is the easiest way to destroy the confidence of deployment. I have never seen a person do things better when he is blown on cloud nine than when he is praised.

Once, there was a performance competition imitating Chaplin somewhere. There were as many as thirty or forty participants, and Chaplin himself participated anonymously. As a result, he won the third place. Chaplin thinks this is the biggest joke of his life!

Stories of three famous people (about 30 words)

Kuang Heng, whose real name is Gui Zhi, was born in the East China Sea in the Western Han Dynasty (the name of Han County, east of Pixian County in Jiangsu Province and east of Ziyang County in Lianshan East Province). He was born in a peasant family, and his grandfather and father were farmers for generations. To Kuang Heng, but I like reading. When he was young, his family was poor. He makes a living as an employee during the day and only has time to study at night. But the family is too poor to light candles. The lights and candles next door are on, but they can't shine. Kuang Heng came up with an idea. He chiseled a hole in the wall next door and "stole" a little light from it to let the light from next door shine in. He is reading with a book in his hand, reflecting the light in front of the hole.

2. There was a man named Sun Jing in Han Dynasty, who was diligent and studious since childhood. He studies late into the night every night. In order to avoid being sleepy, he tied his hair with one end of the rope and tied it to the beam. During the Warring States Period, there was a man named Su Qin who wanted to do something big, so he studied hard. Whenever he studies late into the night, he always takes a nap. So, when he was taking a nap, he stabbed his thigh with an awl and lifted his spirits. After the story of Sun Jing and Su Qin was moved,

People, people use "hanging beam and stabbing stocks" to express the spirit of hard study.

3. Che Yin, a native of the Eastern Jin Dynasty, was studious when he was young. He helps adults during the day and studies hard at night. But because the family is poor, they often have no money to buy oil lamps or read books. He was very upset about it.

One summer night, Che Yin sat in the yard silently recalling the contents of the book he had read, and suddenly found many fireflies flashing in the air in the yard. He suddenly felt that if these fireflies were gathered together, wouldn't they be able to read by their light? So he began to catch fireflies, caught more than a dozen, put them in white gauze sewing pockets and hung them on the desk. From then on, he studied hard by fluorescence every day.

Mr Ouyang xiu's father died when he was four years old. His family is poor and has no money to study. The wife wrote on the beach with a reed pole and taught him to write. And taught him to read many ancient chapters. When I am old and have no books to read at home, I go to a nearby reader's house to borrow books, and sometimes I copy them. In this way, day and night, sleepless, just concentrate on reading. Poems and essays written since childhood are written at the level of adults, so high.

5. During the Yuan Dynasty in China, there was a man named Song Lian who loved reading. Because of his poor family, he had to borrow books for exhibition. As he read more and more books, Song Lian felt he needed the guidance of his teacher. So he pawned his clothes and went to the city to be admitted to the school auditorium. Unexpectedly, this academic officer has a strange temper. After many twists and turns, Song Lian finally studied hard and became a talented person.

6: Fan Zhongyan died at the age of two. Mother is poor and has no one to rely on. She remarried to Zhujiajian Island's home in Changshan. (Fan Zhongyan) When he grew up, he knew his life experience, said goodbye to his mother with tears, and left his hometown to study at Du Nan Academy in Yingtianfu. He studies hard during the day and studies late at night. In five years, I never took off my clothes and went to bed. Sometimes I feel sleepy at night and often pour water on my face. (Fan Zhongyan) I often study hard during the day and eat nothing until the sun sets. In this way, he understood the gist of the Six Classics, and later made an ambition to benefit the world. He often tells himself, "Worry about the world first, and enjoy it later."

Four people read the story, 500 words.

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Five stories of five famous people, 200 words each.

Ken's Steps A 1 year-old boy was led by his young mother to the square of the park. He had to climb more than ten steps. The little boy broke free from his mother's hand and tried to climb up by himself. He climbed up with chubby little hands, and his mother didn't mean to carry him up. When he climbed two steps, he felt that the steps were very high. He looked back at his mother, who didn't mean to help him, but her eyes were full of love and encouragement. The little boy looked up again. He gave up the idea of letting his mother hold him and climbed up carefully with his hands and feet. He had a hard time climbing. Little * * * lifted himself up, his face flushed with fatigue, the doll's clothes were covered with mud and his hands were dirty, but he finally climbed up. The young mother patted the dirt on her son and kissed his red face. This little boy is Lincoln, who later became 16 president of the United States. His mother is Nancy Hanks. 1 Sima Guang was born in an official family in the Song Dynasty. Wit and studious since childhood. Just turned 20, admitted to Jinshi. He is an honest official, who often studies in his spare time and is determined to write a general chronicle for people's reference. In order to seize the time to study, he specially made a log pillow. The magical function of the pillow is that when sleeping, the body will roll as soon as it rotates, and people will wake up to continue learning knowledge, so it is called "police pillow". Whenever Sima Guang needs a rest, he puts a "police pillow" on the pillow. As a result of this study, he finally became a knowledgeable person. Newton was very absorbed in his research. Once, a friend treated him. During the dinner, he remembered that there was a bottle of good wine at home, so he told his friends to wait and go home to get the wine himself. Friends were waiting around, but Newton didn't come back, so we had to investigate. It turned out that Newton thought of an experiment on his way home. When he got home, he plunged into the laboratory and started the experiment, completely forgetting about entertaining his friends with wine. On another occasion, when he was hungry, he boiled eggs to eat, but while thinking about the problem, he put the eggs in the pot. The problem was solved. When he wanted to eat eggs, he opened the lid and picked up his pocket watch. The story of the ancients' diligent study-There was a man named Kuang Heng in Kuang Heng. His family is poor and can't afford candles, so he can't study at night. Kuang Heng's neighbors light candles every night. He wanted to study in his neighbor's house, but he was turned down. Later, Kuang Heng came up with a good idea. He cut a small hole in the wall, and the light from his neighbor's house came in. He put the book in front of the lamp and began to read. Kuang Heng has read more and more books, but he has no money to buy books. One day, he found that a talented master had a lot of books piled up at home, so he went to help the talented master and had no money. The genius master was very surprised and asked him, why are you busy in vain? Kuang Heng didn't hide anything, so he said, "I work for you, and I don't want to get paid. I just want to borrow your book. I wonder if you promise? " Only God was very happy, so he lent him books from home, and Kuang Heng became a learned man. Newton studied hard and liked to make mechanical models. A water clock he made was praised for its accurate timing. The way he plays ball is also very strange. One day, he made a lantern and hung it on the tail of a kite. When night falls, the lighted lanterns are lifted into the air by the power of kites. People were frightened and thought there was a comet. Nevertheless, he is often discriminated against because of his poor academic performance. Once in class, a good student kicked Newton and called him an idiot. Newton was furious. He thought, why am I bullied by him? I must pass him! From then on, Newton studied hard. After studying hard, Newton's academic performance improved continuously, and he soon surpassed his classmates who had bullied him and was among the best. Lu Yu abandoned Buddhism and joined the literature. Lu Yu, a famous scholar in the Tang Dynasty, was an orphan since he was a child and was raised by a Zen master. Although Lu Yu is in a temple, he doesn't want to read Buddhist scriptures all day, but he likes reading poetry books. Lu Yu insisted on going down the mountain to study, which was opposed by the Zen master. In order to give Lu Yu a difficult problem, the Zen master better educated him and made him learn to make tea. In the process of learning tea art, Lu Yu met a kind old woman. She not only learned complicated tea-making skills, but also learned a lot about reading and being a man. When Lu Yu finally brought the Zen master a steaming cup of Kuding tea, the Zen master finally agreed to his request and went down the mountain to study. Later, Lu Yu wrote the widely circulated Tea Classic, which promoted the tea culture of the motherland! Lu Xun has an important secret, which is to cherish time. When Lu Xun went to a private school at the age of twelve, his father was seriously ill and his two younger brothers were still young. Lu Xun often goes to pawn shops and pharmacies to help his mother with housework. In order not to affect his study, he must make good time arrangements. Since then, Lu Xun has been squeezing time almost every day. He said: Time is like water in a sponge. As long as you squeeze it, it will always be there. Lu Xun has a wide range of reading interests, and he likes writing. He is also deeply interested in folk art, especially legends and paintings. Time is very important to him, because he has a wide range of knowledge. He was ill all his life, but he worked late into the night every day.

The story of six famous people, about 20 words.

First of all, celebrity stories

Li Qingzhao, a poetess in Song Dynasty, was quick-witted and left many eternal songs in her life. Li Qingzhao's personality is straightforward, free and easy, and she has shown great literary talent since she was a child. This story is about Li Qingzhao's touching feelings and improvising lyrics.

Second, celebrity stories.

This story is about Lin Ze, a famous national hero in Qing Dynasty. Lin Zexu was gifted when he was a child. Under two opportunities, he made two couplets, expressing Lin Zexu's lofty aspirations. Lin Zexu not only dares to be determined, but also studies hard. When I grew up, I made great achievements and was admired by future generations.

Third, celebrity stories.

Gorky, a world writer, has a deep affection for books and loves them like life. Once, his room caught fire. The first thing he picked up was a book, and he thought nothing else. He almost burned to death to save the book. He said: "Books enlighten my wisdom and soul and help me stand up in the muddy pond. If it weren't for books, I would sink in this muddy pond, and I would be drowned by stupidity and filth.

Fourth, celebrity stories.

Yue Fei, a national hero, was born in troubled times and was born in a poor family since childhood. With the support of his neighbors, he learned martial arts from Zhou Tong, a famous Shaanxi teacher. During this period, he witnessed the broken mountains and rivers, displaced people, sprouted the ambition of learning to serve the country and overcame complacency. Under the careful instruction of the famous teacher, he finally became a Yue robber, and led Tang Xian and other partners to join the anti-gold.

Verb (abbreviation for verb) celebrity story

Xuanzang was a famous scholar in the Tang Dynasty. In order to obtain the original Buddhist scriptures, Xuanzang left Chang 'an in August of the third year of Zhenguan, trudged to Wan Li, went west to learn Buddhist scriptures, and finally arrived in India. It lasted 17 years, and he wrote The Tale of the Western Regions of Datang, which made great contributions to Buddhism, human progress and world etiquette.