Humorous jokes to please women.

Since ancient times, who is most afraid of heat? A: Sorry, I don't know. Zhuge Liang in the Three Kingdoms! How did you know? When did he leave the fan he held in his hand all the year round?

I'm in a mixed mood now, because I just found out that my note in my girlfriend's mobile phone address book is: Call him if you are hungry.

Be a bright and cool player like me! May said: Come to A-mei's house! I said, "You beg me!" Na Ying: Your voice is really great! I said, aren't you fucking talking nonsense?

Harlem: I like you very much! Come to my team! I said, how much do you give me a month? Wang Feng: What's your dream? Me: Why the fuck should I tell you? Do you like chisels?

Girlfriend has a stomachache and sends a message to her boyfriend. The boyfriend from other places said to her, "Honey, you put your mobile phone on your stomach, I'll keep calling, and I'll rub your stomach ..."

In the early morning, the baby woke up and kept crying, keeping the family awake. I asked my wife to sing a lullaby to coax the children. Helpless, I can only sing. After a while, the neighbor came over and said, "You'd better let the child cry ..."

Today, I took the elevator, and a sister paper and a new boyfriend went to the first floor. She strode out of the elevator and took about 10 steps. Suddenly she remembered something, walked back to the elevator door, grabbed his little boyfriend's hand and said, I have been single for too long, and suddenly forgot about your existence. Wow, haha, I'm sorry. The man's face is helpless, and the woman's face is exposed .

In fact, you have super powers: she will take a shower as soon as she chats; As soon as she called, she went to study; When she dates alone, she has something to do; She found someone she liked as soon as she confessed. You helped her overcome procrastination, enriched her life and found happiness!

My musical dream is that everyone will turn around when they hear my voice. "Later, she recorded a single" Reverse, Please Pay Attention ",which was popular all over China.

You think he chose to come back to you and found that you are the best. In fact, he just ran around and found that you were the most gullible.

Just now, my friend asked me, "Why do you always swear recently?" I said "because it's hot" (⊙ o ⊙)! ! "Suddenly found that this is a raving in this season! For example, "Why are you so fat?" "Because it's hot?"

"Why are you so lazy?" "Because it's hot?" "Because it's hot?" "Why are you late again?" "Because it's hot?" "You don't love me at all." "Because it's hot."