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All the lines of Xiao Shenlong. All the lines of Xiao Shenlong’s health care.

Please ask for all the lines of Xiao Shen Long’s talk show, any episode will do!

Sun Xiaobei: (playing as Ruth) Jack.

Little Tianyou: (playing Jack) Ruth.

Little Shen Long: Yeah! When you speak English, don't mix it with Northeast flavor. It's always uncomfortable. Can you two be fashionable? Come on, do it again.

Sun Xiaobei: Oppa.

Little Tianyou: Anihasay.

Sun Xiaobei: Nike Adidas.

Little Tianyou: Armani is so cool.

Sun Xiaobei: It’s time to drink.

Sun Xiaobei: Collect bottles and cans.

Xiao Shenlong: Kong Laxigu... (speaking Korean, kicking Xiao Tianyou) What are you doing? These two losers. These two ghosts really let the Korean language confuse them.

The same goes for Korean dramas now. One is popular, and the other is popular. The one in the previous episode was called "My Love from the Star", and in the past two days, another one was popular called "Descendants of the Sun". It's so popular. Everyone knows it’s popular. There was a leading male actor inside, his name was Song Joong Ki. He was so popular that the security guard got out of the way. They were all jumping up and down, passers-by were screaming, and I told him to stop making trouble. I also envy others, what should I do? Otherwise, I should change my name too. My name is Song Zhongya, okay? I went back and told my dad, Dad, it’s time for my name. My name is Song Zhongya. My dad is very used to me. I will change it however I like. Just don’t call it Sui Shi.

My dad is very good to me. Every time during the Chinese New Year, my dad will give me a thousand yuan. I will tell my dad, Dad, look how old I am. My lucky money? My dad would also say, take it, son, the consolation money for your single dog. My father and I are so close that we talk about everything. Old people always worry about their children, family, career and so on. My dad told me, son, you said that you have been out for so many years, and you have never met a goddess that makes you blush? Why not? Dad, Lao Ganma. Not to mention blushing, after eating, I still have the feeling of first love, it's so spicy. Dad, what do you mean by doing this? Are you forcing me to get married? Don't worry so much.

I have experienced a lot in the outside world for so many years, and I have also gone on several blind dates with the help of my colleagues. I have met all kinds of people, good-looking people, ugly people, and good-looking people. Ugly. But their questions are all the same, "Do you own a house? Do you have a car? Do you have an RV? Do you have money? Do you have property? Do you have property?" "Do you smoke? Are you crazy? Do you smoke? Are you crazy? "I have a house, a car, property, and I'm here for a blind date. Am I sick, right?" What age are we? Our families don’t have much property left for us. We are not the rich second generation, so how can we have so much money? Besides, we are handsome and have cars, and that’s chess. If you have a house and money, that's Wang Jianlin. He is handsome, has a car, a house, and money. There is no doubt that Wang Jianlin plays chess, right? That's really it. Xiao Shen Long's talk show lines,

Time will slowly give you everything you want, but it will also slowly take away all the things you are reluctant to part with. Xiao Shen Long’s talk show lines,

Talking about Northeast F4’s lines. Xiao Shen Long’s talk show roommate, the complete version of your lines in that issue is urgently requested. . . .

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How did Xiao Shen Long say the line about the traffic jam in Beijing in Xiaoao Gang?

The high school in Shanghai's inner ring road

Thousands of cars filled the bridge

Steam whistles whistled in the streets and alleys

Countless drivers were irritable

Their bladders were burst and they had nowhere to urinate.

Looking forward to the future and looking at the present

Mercedes-Benz and BMW are nowhere to be seen

Lamborghini, a generation of famous cars

Watching the little electric donkey overtake the car

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Diversion of passengers on the curb

A man riding a bicycle

Riding and laughing

A group of big fools pretending to be little Shen Long on the bridge 10 points of Shen Long’s talk show lines about the affection between father and son, the kindness of upbringing, and tears in laughter

Life will always go through three stages of family affection, friendship, and love, but I only think that family affection is also a kind of beauty. . For me, family love is the most beautiful. It is like a guitar slung across your back. The deeper you get, the more it touches your heartstrings. Family love is like a vine, no matter where you are, it will always be there. Holding your hand tightly; family love is like a bunch of keys hanging around the neck, opening the melancholy doors and windows. It is in my lyrical ditty. < /p>

"Only mothers are good in the world. A mother's child will turn to Kuaibao and throw himself into his mother's arms, and he will not be able to enjoy happiness." Singing the songs of childhood, the scenes of the past appeared in front of my eyes.

My father has been working out of town and can only go home for reunions during the Chinese New Year, so my mother has become a housewife. Although I am a girl, I am notoriously naughty. Whenever I make a mistake, my mother starts to nag me non-stop, like a monk chanting sutras, without stopping. So in my childhood memories, I was often scolded by my mother, but who would know. , how much has my mother paid for me? When I encountered difficulties, it was my mother who encouraged me from behind. When I was sick, it was my mother who stayed up all night to take care of me. When I was sad, it was her Who is comforting me, yes, that person is my mother. Although my mother is very nagging, everything she does is for her children.

Sometimes, we think that our mother may not be beautiful. Maybe it's nagging, maybe it's annoying, but that's our own mother! The feeling of having mother beside you is like the feeling of the sun. When she is around, you will be very warm. What is mother? Mother is a sun. , she illuminates me and gives me warmth. When you tell her that you have done something wrong, you are afraid that she will no longer love you, but you will find that she not only loves you but loves you even more. This is mother, Beautiful family affection comes from the mother's attachment, from the mother's care, from the mother's selfless and endless love.

Family love does not change with the seasons, growth, or money, just like an innocent child who always has his own extremely pure heart. In spring, family affection warms our hearts. The relatives who stand by us silently to help and support us bring us the warmth of the sun and the warmth of home. The family affection at this moment is very ordinary, but very beautiful. In the summer, holding an umbrella under the eaves for fear that you will get wet after school is the slightly chilly back of your loved ones, as well as the warm clothes your parents add to you in the autumn, or a cup of hot tea in the winter, all of these, Although they are small or even insignificant, they all prove to us: the flower of family love will never wither, and the love of relatives will always be there.

Postscript: In my opinion, family love is the most beautiful thing in the world. It is invisible and only you can slowly experience it and feel the beautiful family love. Xiao Shen Long's lines from the talk show "Primary School Time" 2016

1. If you give me a moment of glory, I will allow you to fill the world with flowers.

2. He looked at me from a distance, his eyes as distant and sad as a rainy day.

3. Our fire will ignite the world.

4. Ten years of life and death are so vast that they cannot be forgotten without thinking about them. Thousands of miles of lonely tomb, no place to talk about desolation. 5. When we were children, we laughed when we cried. When we grow up, we laughed when we cried. Xiao Shen Long’s stand-up line about his hairy son-in-law

Sun Xiaobei: (playing as Ruth) Jack.

Little Tianyou: (playing Jack) Ruth.

Little Shen Long: Yeah! When you speak English, don't mix it with Northeast flavor. It's always uncomfortable. Can you two be fashionable? Come on, do it again.

Sun Xiaobei: Oppa.

Little Tianyou: Anihasay.

Sun Xiaobei: Nike Adidas.

Little Tianyou: Armani is so cool.

Sun Xiaobei: It’s time to drink.

Sun Xiaobei: Collect bottles and cans.

Xiao Shenlong: Kong Laxigu... (speaking Korean, kicking Xiao Tianyou) What are you doing? These two losers. These two ghosts really let the Korean language confuse them.

The same goes for Korean dramas now. One is popular, and the other is popular. The one in the previous episode was called "My Love from the Star", and in the past two days, another one was popular called "Descendants of the Sun". It's so popular. Everyone knows it’s popular. There was a leading male actor inside, his name was Song Joong Ki. He was so popular that the security guard got out of the way. They were all jumping up and down, passers-by were screaming, and I told him to stop making trouble. I also envy others, what should I do? Otherwise, I should change my name too. My name is Song Zhongya, okay? I went back and told my dad, Dad, it’s time for my name. My name is Song Zhongya. My dad is very used to me. I will change it however I like. Just don’t call it Sui Shi.

My dad is very good to me. Every time during the Chinese New Year, my dad will give me a thousand yuan. I will tell my dad, Dad, look how old I am. My lucky money? My dad would also say, take it, son, the consolation money for your single dog. My father and I are so close that we talk about everything. Old people always worry about their children, family, career and so on. My dad told me, son, you said you have been outside for so many years, and you haven’t met a goddess that makes you blush? Why not? Dad, Lao Ganma. Not to mention blushing, after eating, I still have the feeling of first love, it's so spicy. Dad, what do you mean by doing this? Are you forcing me to get married? Don't worry so much.

I have experienced a lot in the outside world for so many years, and I have also gone on several blind dates with the help of my colleagues. I have met all kinds of people, good-looking people, ugly people, and good-looking people. Ugly. But their questions are all the same, "Do you own a house? Do you have a car? Do you have an RV? Do you have money? Do you have property? Do you have property?" "Do you smoke? Are you crazy? Do you smoke? Are you crazy? "I have a house, a car, property, and I'm here for a blind date. Am I sick, right?" What age are we? Our families don’t have much property left for us. We are not the rich second generation, so how can we have so much money? Besides, we are handsome and have cars, and that’s chess. If you have a house and money, that's Wang Jianlin. He is handsome, has a car, a house, and money. There is no doubt that Wang Jianlin plays chess, right? That's really it. Xiao Shen Long’s talk show, who has the lines for three consecutive blind dates, please!

Sun Xiaobei: (playing as Ruth) Jack.

Little Tianyou: (playing Jack) Ruth.

Little Shen Long: Yeah! When you speak English, don't mix it with Northeast flavor. It's always uncomfortable. Can you two be fashionable? Come on, do it again.

Sun Xiaobei: Oppa.

Little Tianyou: Anihasay.

Sun Xiaobei: Nike Adidas.

Little Tianyou: Armani is so cool.

Sun Xiaobei: It’s time to drink.

Sun Xiaobei: Collect bottles and cans.

Xiao Shenlong: Kong Laxigu... (speaking Korean, kicking Xiao Tianyou) What are you doing? These two losers. These two ghosts really let the Korean language confuse them.

Everyone knows it’s popular. There was a male lead inside, his name was Song Joong Ki. He was so popular that the security guard got out of the way. They were all jumping up and down, passersby were screaming, and I told him to stop making trouble.

I also envy others, what should I do? Otherwise, I should change my name too. My name is Song Zhongya, okay? I went back and told my dad, Dad, it’s time for my name. My name is Song Zhongya. My dad is very used to me. I will change it however I like. Just don’t call it Sui Shi.

My dad is very good to me. Every time during the Chinese New Year, my dad will give me a thousand yuan. I will tell my dad, Dad, look how old I am. My lucky money? My dad would also say, take it, son, the consolation money for your single dog. My father and I are so close that we talk about everything. Old people always worry about their children, family, career and so on. My dad told me, son, you said that you have been out for so many years, and you have never met a goddess that makes you blush? Why not? Dad, Lao Ganma. Not to mention blushing, after eating, I still have the feeling of first love, it's so spicy. Dad, what do you mean by doing this? Are you forcing me to get married? Don't worry so much.

I have experienced a lot in the outside world for so many years, and I have also gone on several blind dates with the help of my colleagues. I have met all kinds of people, good-looking people, ugly people, and good-looking people. Ugly. But their questions are all the same, "Do you own a house? Do you have a car? Do you have an RV? Do you have money? Do you have property? Do you have property?" "Do you smoke? Are you crazy? Do you smoke? Are you crazy? "I have a house, a car, property, and I'm here for a blind date. Am I sick, right?" What age are we? Our families don’t have much property left for us. We are not the rich second generation, so how can we have so much money? Besides, we are handsome and have cars, and that’s chess. If you have a house and money, that's Wang Jianlin. He is handsome, has a car, a house, and money. There is no doubt that Wang Jianlin plays chess, right? That's really it.

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