Baidu happy event joke

1, the sky is not blue without you; Without you, I am upset; Life without you is really hard; The world without you is lonely; It's really sweet to have you, my dearest * not beautiful, not you, but salary.

You haven't been doing well recently, and you haven't contacted me much. You have to apologize to me and invite me to dinner. Otherwise, I'll look at you on the phone number wall, write the marriage hotline in front and add a condition at the back. It's up to you.

3, Liu Lang loves Liu Niang, and Liu Niang misses Niu Lang! Cowherd loves Liu Niang year after year, and Liu Niang misses him year after year! Lang Lianniang came to Nianlang! Miss mother and love mother, miss lang and love lang! Love the goddess! Sample! I can't get around it. You've turned my hair white! ! !

4. Mobile phone is a tool of life; SMS is a way of life; Greeting is the art of life; Blessing is a kind of enjoyment of life; As for whether you can reply to text messages, it is definitely an attitude towards life!

Although you are eager to follow me, although I don't want to refuse you, I still want to say: puppy, don't follow me, I really just have a white radish in my hand, not an extended version of meat buns!

6. "Tang Priest and his disciples met a beautiful woman on the way to learn the scriptures, and Bajie wanted to marry her. Wukong said that beauty was changed by a demon, and Tang priest said that he would send a message to test her out. If he doesn't reply, he will marry Bajie. "

7. People are really tired when they are alive! Standing and thinking about sleeping, I have to queue up when I get on the bus. Secret love is really painful, eating is tasteless, drinking is easy to get drunk, work is particularly tired, robbery is not enough, I have to pay taxes when I earn money, and I have to pay for texting silly pigs.

8. Hey. As soon as the news came, the pig quickly took out his mobile phone. The more he looks at the pig, the angrier he gets. Piglet is a bad temper. He laughed and got angry while watching, but he didn't dare to drop his cell phone. Piggy, don't be angry. Send it to others to vent!

According to your date of birth, you are sure to make a windfall on National Day. Blow an explosive hairstyle, wear patched clothes, walk down the street with a wooden stick in your right hand and a porcelain bowl in your left hand, muttering to yourself? Do me a favor?

10, one day you were walking on the road and found a lump in the middle of the road. If you look closely, it really looks like it! Smell it closely, it stinks! You tasted it on your tongue with your hand: Wow! If it's shit, I'm glad I didn't step on it

1 1, "Xiong said: I have a big palm and often hold my mobile phone in my hand; The tortoise said: I have a wide back and often put my mobile phone on my back; Kangaroo said: I have a pocket and often put my mobile phone in it; Piggy said, "Shut up and don't let me read the message! "

12, Part I: The wind is blowing and the rain is falling. I am waiting for your call! In a word: live for you, die for you, and wait for you all your life! Horizontal batch: sent to the wrong person.

13, hey, the master and Yao got married, and the third brother went back to Liushahe to make a movie for nothing. The price of gold was unstable, so I sold the golden hoop. I really miss our past days, so I sent a message to care about you. Are you okay?

14, it's absurd to pull out the seedlings and encourage them, but it's foolhardy to cover your ears. Borrowing an arrow from a straw boat is a clever plan, and burning the boat is a decisive battle. Romance is romance, and sacrificing one's life for righteousness is dedication. If you keep looking down, you are a big fool!

15, not every flower can represent love, but roses do it; Not every tree can be thirsty, but poplar can; Not every pig can receive the text message, but you did it.

16. Since I am young and promising, I have been a director for one year (matchmaking agency) and three years (parking lot), and now I am a director (ballroom). I recommend you to win the May 4th Youth Award. I hope you will make persistent efforts and be promoted to minister (commissary) as soon as possible.

17, nonsense will cost money, nonsense will into thin air, nonsense will cost money to regret, nonsense will cost money, nonsense will cost money! I don't believe 1 cent won't knock you out.

18, I just chatted with my friends about you. I quarreled with them and almost started a fight, because some of them said you looked like a monkey, while others said you looked like an orangutan, which was too much! I didn't treat you like a pig at all!

19, hold you in your hand, burn incense silently, and pray for the most beautiful and fragrant flowers. When you have enough 999 flowers, give them to the most beautiful one? Then I ran away: demo, I don't believe bees can't sting you!

20, you are completely angry with God, and God is angry. Goddess Guanyin said: I didn't expect this; Mother shed a tear: it's all my fault; Ge You said with emotion: I didn't expect the consequences to be so serious;

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