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Ye Cheng joked.
I see.
Swallow: No problem.
Ye Cheng: Did you go to the hospital? Have you confirmed it? It's your fault. Can the noodle restaurant be yellow without asking you for bad debts? Can I break up with your sister without settling accounts with you? But for the sake of affection, I'll leave you here to thread me. Accounting is not for you.
Swallow: no problem, brother-in-law
Ye Cheng: What does your brother-in-law do? Your sister and I are separated. This is the company. Don't make friends with me. Call me Manager Cheng or Brother Ye.
Swallow: OK, Shenjiang.
Tian Wa: Haha, General Nobuka.
Ye Cheng: My name is Ye Cheng. I can be called Cheng Ge or Ye Ge. How can I return the manager of Quanye? Will you call me brother?
Swallow: OK, Brother Wild.
Ye Cheng: Your IQ is useless. Well, today is China New Year. We are open for business. Today, we have activities and big prizes. What about beer? You can get a bottle for free if you drink it, which is equivalent to buying a bottle for free. How about increasing your income? Keep the bottle cap and come to my place to exchange money at night. Are you happy?
He: Happy.
Ye Cheng: Are you happy?
He: Happy.
Ye Cheng: Are you happy?
He: Happy.
Ye Cheng: Double-click 666.
Together: make trouble, make trouble.
Ye Cheng: All right, stop it. Don't be silly. You two go to the back kitchen and wash your hands with a rope. You don't need it. Hey, where's my puppy?
Peach: My sister-in-law took the puppy away.
Ye Cheng: I don't want to keep it for myself at all. Did you bring dog food?
Peach: Everything is ready.
Ye Cheng: Clean them up and I'll supervise them.
Peach: OK.
Ye Cheng: Work.
Song Xiaobao: Haha ... Oh, I ate three bowls of horseradish noodles last year, and the whole country was on fire. My fans have created tens of thousands for me. Today, I revisit my old place and come back to see if this style has changed. According to the east longitude and north latitude, this is the shop. Ouch.
Peach: Ah, horseradish.
Song Xiaobao: Kelp sister.
Song Xiaobao: This is the fashion of 20 17, and I need to lead it.
Ye Cheng: Whatever you say, my brother. Bring me the baked jiaozi and treat the migrant workers to jiaozi.
Swallow: OK.
Song Xiaobao: Come on, guys. Eat and drink.
Tian Wa: Here comes the baked jiaozi.
Song Xiaobao: Eat, hey, don't touch this dog food, it's dog food.
Tian Wa: Come on.
Song Xiaobao: Baked jiaozi.
Ye Cheng: Guys, it's been a tough year. Thank you!
Song Xiaobao: Is there anything important?
Ye Cheng: Guys, let's have a drink. Let's go
Song Xiaobao: Oh, come and roll a pile.
Ye Cheng: Come on, it's okay.
Song Xiaobao: I'll get you one.
Ye Cheng: This is family.
Song Xiaobao: Family.
Ye Cheng: Family members should eat, too.
Song Xiaobao: Take one. Give each of them one.
Ye Cheng: Come on. Ok, let's eat, find a KTV to sing, have fun, it's my treat, let's go.
H: Go ahead.
Song Xiaobao: Haha ... Alas, I ate three bowls of horseradish noodles last year, and the whole country was on fire. My fans have created tens of thousands for me. Today, I revisit my old place and come back to see if this style has changed. According to the east longitude and north latitude, this is the shop. Ouch.
Song Xiaobao: Kelp sister.
Song Xiaobao: This is the fashion of 20 17, and I need to lead it.
Song Xiaobao: Come on, guys. Eat and drink.
Song Xiaobao: Eat, hey, don't touch this dog food, it's dog food.
Song Xiaobao: Baked jiaozi.
Song Xiaobao: Is there anything important?
Song Xiaobao: Oh, come and roll a pile.
Song Xiaobao: I'll get you one.
Song Xiaobao: Family.
Song Xiaobao: Take one. Give each of them one.
H: Go ahead.
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