I want a funny joke with many words.

The cruise ship sank, catching cattle, and Xiaolong and Lao Ji were stranded on a desert island, living a life of eating and drinking blood.

Finally, one day, an oil lamp floated on the water. The cattle catcher thought there was wine in it, so he tried to take a sip with the spout. As a result, there was no wine, but he drank a lot of seawater and sucked the monster out.

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As usual, everyone has three wishes.

! "The monster said to three people.

Xiaolong scrambled to say, "I want two packs of instant noodles of Master Kong and a bottle of coke."

The genie immediately came out and gave it to him. "What about the third wish?"

"I want to go home!"

With a wave of his hand, the elf changed the little dragon away.

Then Lao Ji said, "I want a large portion of fried noodles with dog meat and a large bottle of fresh oranges, and then go home."

With a wave of his hand, the genie met his request.

It's the turn to drive cattle: "I want a pack of 17 Yellow Crane Tower and a bottle of five-year-old river, hurry up!" " "

15 minutes later, after driving cattle, smoking cigarettes and drinking wine, the genie asked, "One last wish, tell me what you want."

After catching the cow for a while, he said, "Alas, it's so boring. Please change them back! "

consequence

After Xiaolong and Lao Ji were changed back, they beat cows and caught cows every day to vent! Fortunately, a year later, the magic lamp floated back. Xiaolong and Lao Ji were afraid of catching cows and playing tricks, so they ordered him to make a wish first.

The cattle driver was clever this time and said to the lamp god, "I want a Yellow Crane Tower!" " ""here! "The monster conjured up a cigarette to catch cows.

"Want a box of Zhijiang"

"here!" The monster conjured up another box of wine to catch cows. "What else?"

"Well, catching cows, smoking and drinking, said impatiently," It's none of your business, let's go! "