English jokes with translation, short.

A trip to Dienis (China-UK)

On a trip to Disney World in Florida, my husband and I and our two children devoted themselves to this scenic spot. After three exhausted days, we went home.

Disneyland in Florida is a fascinating place. Once, my husband and I took two children on a trip, and we were completely attracted by its wonders. After three days of exhausted play, we are going home.

As we drove away, our son waved and said, "Goodbye, Mickey."

When we drove away, our son waved and said, "Goodbye, Mickey!" " "

Our daughter waved and said, "Goodbye, Minnie."

The daughter waved and said, "Goodbye, Minnie."

My husband waved weakly and said, "Goodbye, money."

The husband also waved weakly and said, "Goodbye, Dollar."

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There is a good way to make money (Chinese and English)

Mother decided to cut the family budget as much as possible, so she didn't dry-clean the clothes, but washed them by hand. She was proud of her savings and boasted to my father, "Think about it, Fred, because I washed this dress by hand, we have five dollars more."

Mother decided to reduce housework expenses as much as possible, so she washed the clothes herself instead of sending them to the dry cleaner. Mother was very proud of her frugality and boasted to her father, "Fred, think about it, we have increased the accumulation of five yuan because I washed these clothes myself."

"Good," my father answered quickly. "Wash it again!"

"good!" Father immediately replied, "Then wash it again."