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A collection of sentences about your mood on WeChat. I seldom argue with others, but I suppress myself to internal injuries.
No, no, no, some people just accept the soft and fear the tough, and don’t know what is good or bad. If you ask her to respect her, she will become even worse. This kind of person cannot be tolerated
I am the person who doesn’t care about anything when I am angry!
Why should I be patient when others are rude? If everyone in the world thinks like this , then the rude person will not be more arrogant
This is how uneducated people are. When they are angry, they have to show their muscles and show their fists. They have to overwhelm the opponent, otherwise they will not give up< /p>
If you are angry, you might as well laugh at it; if you are intolerable, you might as well respect him.
If you get angry and then retaliate carelessly, you will feel a little guilty afterwards. Na na na, let’s change little by little.
Go to bed when you are angry. When you wake up and you are still angry, go out for a walk. . . And it’s the kind of walk that lasts several kilometers. . .
I rarely argue with others, but I hold myself back to internal injuries...
I hope everyone has a good attitude and don't get angry easily. What can be solved by losing your temper? Woolen cloth? It can only hurt your body. Be bright but not dazzling, be soft but powerful, then life will be more beautiful! Is it right?
Everyone has a temper, and it is instinctive to express it! The key is to suppress it!
There is no bad character. When I see someone who makes me angry, I just don’t want to deal with it. I don’t even want to see it. I can’t be great enough to talk to the person with a smile
Impulsiveness is The devil, and patience is the angel. When you get angry, try to tell yourself, why bother? If you think about it in another person's shoes, maybe you won't be so excited and can handle things calmly.
A person who can control his emotions is greater than a general who can capture a city.
Everything cannot be generalized. When dealing with evil people, you should be fierce and straight.
Everyone will be angry sometimes, but it depends on what kind of person they are. It took me more than ten years to finally change a pair of stubborn parents-in-law, because they They are the children's grandparents, and they are the husband's parents. From ancient times to the present, China has always put filial piety first!
I heard a professor say that day, which made me realize deeply. If a dog bites a man, a man will not bite the dog in turn. I feel deeply about it!
You might as well laugh at something that makes you angry; you might as well respect someone who is intolerable. There is a good saying, that is: It is instinct to show your temper, but it is your ability to suppress your temper!
When I’m angry, I stay alone. Sometimes I practice all my anger until I lose all my strength while practicing the piano. Sometimes I listen to music while walking, just to evaporate all the bad moods.
People may only show their true colors when they are angry. When you are angry, you can best see a person’s upbringing and character
Sometimes being angry does not mean anything, more It may be an unwilling temptation, a chilling final persistence. Just like in that song, anger is also due to anxiety
I will not tolerate without a bottom line. What I hate most is that things come out of nothing. They treat me as a fool for no reason and can manipulate things at will. When others violate my bottom line, I will definitely fight back. I want to tell the truth. If the other party is not willing to push further. I'll let this go too.
Tolerate things that the world cannot tolerate. Be the person you should be in the world! Neither arrogant nor impetuous, neither humble nor overbearing. Have a kind heart and a sunny face!
If you really hit the bottom line, you still have to protect it and don't let yourself be wronged. Some people don’t deserve your tolerance at all, especially those who ask you to tolerate them indiscriminately, because not everyone deserves your tolerance
If you are angry with me, I will be angry, and it will hurt your body. Not worth it. This is what my mom would always say to me. That’s why I have a very good temper now
Some people will not treat you gently because of all your forbearance and concessions. They will only go out of their way to ridicule you
When you are angry, you don't want to speak, otherwise you won't be able to control your tone. In fact, when I was in middle school, my friends said that I had a bad temper and was too irritable. After so many years, I have actually changed a lot.
As long as we are human, we will get angry sometimes. A person with character and cultivation will never be angry because he knows how to tolerate and forgive others' unreasonableness and mistakes. Harmony is the most valuable and tolerance is the highest.
Having a bad temper is caused by provoking it, but you still have to learn to let go and relax and do everything well before everything goes smoothly. I laughed so hard that I hurt myself
There is a goddess in the office, and we work late shifts together. The goddess told me she wanted to watch TV. I asked her what she was looking at, and she said the central set. I turned on the TV and adjusted it to the central set. As a result, she stopped talking to me and stopped watching TV. What did you do wrong?
I gave birth to a son in the summer of 2016. My unruly father-in-law said that the child was not like my husband. He secretly obtained my son’s hair from somewhere and took it to the hospital for testing. The DNA test result showed that the index was 0. , My father-in-law has been saying proudly that I have never done anything wrong to my husband since I got married. I resolutely went to the hospital for a re-examination, and the test result was that it was my husband’s child. My husband is not my father-in-law’s son! The mother-in-law was confused and said that if she betrayed her father-in-law, she would be scolded by all kinds of cruel words. My husband and my mother-in-law went to get tested, and it turned out that my husband was not my mother-in-law’s son! My husband is not the son of my father-in-law and mother-in-law! Now the whole family is lifeless. Everyone in that hospital knows what happened. My mother-in-law said she held the wrong baby when she was about to give birth. Alas,,,
The bus I took today was separated by a shameless private car. Several times, I couldn't get to the bus stop that occupied the dedicated bus lane. Later, the driver got angry and made a phone call during the stop. It sounded like his brother-in-law was from the traffic police team... So at the next stop we saw the car being impounded by the traffic police, and a female driver was desperately trying to stop the car. apology. . .
Accompanying my mother to deal with traffic violations at the traffic police brigade. . . elder brother. . . A man came in and said, "This is a car driven by my wife. Help me find out how much the fine is." After half a day, the traffic policeman looked at him sympathetically and said, "21000"... I knew this. What a waste! "What's your car?" "Well, you'll have to pay a fine. Just throw it away." . . Bar. . . I laughed so hard next to me that I hurt myself. . .
The child complained to his mother and said: "Mom, I have a sharp mouth and monkey cheeks. Am I not a monkey?" The mother said: "Why do you say that about your father?" The child said: "Monkeys too. You can be a father, am I a monkey? Tell me, I won’t tell my father.” The child said, “I guessed it right, it’s true...”
In the evening, when I got home, my dad called me to watch TV with him. As a result, he opened Calabash Baby and read it. I said it was boring now and went to sleep. He glared at me and said, sit down and watch! When I saw seven gourds, I called Grandpa Grandpa at the same time. . grandfather. . When I was there, my dad was always there cheering me up. . This forced marriage has entered another realm!
I went to the beach a few days ago and didn't pay attention to sun protection. I got very tanned in just a few days. When I got home today, my grandma saw that I was so dark, and she said distressedly: Why am I so tan? It looks like someone who has been soaked in brine. . Same as marinated. . .
A large group of little goblins carried Tang Seng who was tied into a rice dumpling, and excitedly walked into the cave, shouting: "Your Majesty! Your Majesty! We finally caught Tang Seng!" The old goblin was awakened from his sleep. He woke up, raised his eyes, and said listlessly: "Send it back." The little goblin asked strangely why. The old goblin said: "The newspaper said that Tang Monk's meat contains carcinogens."
After eating with a friend, half an hour passed and not a single dish was served. At this time, the friend said to the waiter: Bring a bottle of water to refill. Satisfy your hunger. The waiter came and said: Sir, you really like to be clean. . .
My sister-in-law said that there is no atmosphere to celebrate the Spring Festival now, so in order to feel the atmosphere of the Spring Festival, I bought a lot of New Year's goods a month in advance... But as of yesterday, there are still 7 days before the Spring Festival, and the New Year's goods have been eaten up by my sister-in-law , my sister-in-law said that the Spring Festival atmosphere is not strong and wants to increase the atmosphere...
There is no bottle cap that cannot be unscrewed, no bag that cannot be lifted, no bucket that cannot be carried, and no meal that cannot be eaten. No boyfriend. It’s very realistic to talk about my mood. I rarely try to please others.
I rarely try to please others. On the one hand, I can’t please others well. On the other hand, I was busy trying to please myself but never managed to please myself. I really had no time. People are sometimes selfish, so I had no choice but to please myself first and then we could please each other in the future.
1. If someone thinks you are stupid, just keep pretending to be stupid. Since you have nothing to do, just tease them!
2. Don’t confuse my personality and attitude. My personality comes from who I am, and my attitude depends on who you are.
3. Some people become stranger the more you look at them, and some things become more heartbreaking the more you think about them.
4. If you really want something, let it go. If it comes back to you, it will belong to you forever. If it doesn't come back, then it is not yours at all.
5. There are two realms in life, one is to be in pain without saying anything, and the other is to laugh without saying anything.
6. Let time deal with the past. Let time prove what will happen in the future.
7. I dropped my phone several times but it was fine. Thinking about it carefully, it was my height that saved its life.
8. I have a friend who can only view information but cannot add it.
9. What I have to do is to succeed faster than my parents grow old
10. I will not smoke, drink or go out in bars in a decadent way and want your heartache. Eat on time, go to bed early and get up early to perfect yourself so that you will never regret it.
11. Use my original heart to accompany you on the farthest road.
12. They tell me to get out at home, and they tell me to go home outside. If I don’t make up for classes, they say I’m poor at studying. If I don’t make up for classes, they say I’m a waste of money. When I eat, they say I’m picky. If I don’t, they say I’m going to be successful. Fairy.
13. Girls never know why boys like playing games so much. Games are so important in their hearts. Because you are not boys and you don’t understand the pain in boys’ hearts. You are girls. It’s okay to feel sad. You can cry, you can make trouble, you can talk to your good sisters, but what about boys? He couldn't cry or make trouble. He didn't want to tell his brothers. He was afraid that his brothers would worry about him. He didn't want to tell a woman because he knew that it would be in vain if he told him. No woman would accompany him, comfort him, and help him. Wiping tears, no woman can do this, so they can only find an outlet to vent their unhappiness. Only games, only scenes of fighting and killing can numb themselves.
14. Tell yourself, if you can’t think about it, don’t want it; if you can’t get it, don’t want it.
15. The longer you hide your love for someone, the deeper you will fall.
16. Laziness is a kind of inertia. For example, when I turn on the computer, I don’t want to turn it off. When I lie down, I don’t want to get up. When I fall asleep, I don’t want to wake up. When I miss you, I don’t want to stop.
17. Why do you always ask boring questions? Because I want to talk to you a few more words.
18. The real forgetfulness is when I accidentally mention you many years later, as if telling someone else’s story.
19. As time goes by, and as we get older, we know more and see more, but we become less and less happy.
20. I am afraid that all love words will turn into jokes in the end.
21. Jay Chou gave his youth to Jolin Tsai, his growth to Patty Hou, and his commitment to Quinlivan.
22. Girls that girls hate are often liked by boys.
23. If you are sad, just try to look up at the sky. When you look at it, you will forget that it is so big and it will definitely tolerate all your grievances.
24. Life will not treat you with a smile just because you are a girl.
25. The present that you hate is the past that you cannot go back to in the future.
26. The most proud thing is to be affirmed by the people you care about.
27. You must understand that you cannot keep those who want to leave, you cannot wake up those who pretend to be asleep, and you cannot move those who do not love you.
28. Sometimes it’s not that the other person doesn’t care about you, but that you take the other person too seriously.
29. The promises I made are still in my ears, but you are no longer around.
30. If you are willing to go the extra mile to touch the person who doesn’t love you, it is better to feel sorry for yourself.
31. Things lost and found will never return to their original appearance.
32. All the heartbeats turned into casual acquaintances in the end.
33. I finally learned to say forget it with a smile to the things I still like.
34. Don’t dislike the person who has always been with you, and then go to accompany the person who dislikes you.
35. No one accompanies her to sing, no one accompanies her to drink, and finally no one accompanies her to grow old.
36. One day, I will point at my heart and proudly tell you that there is a new person here.
37. The reason why we slowly distance ourselves is: your words are oh, mine are eh.
38. You will never go to the barber shop that ruined your hair, or the fast food restaurant that ruined your stomach. Why do you still love the person who hurts you over and over again?
39. Don’t blame her for being suspicious, it’s because you forgot to give her the sense of security she wanted.
40. If I give you my hand, can you hold it? If I give you a hug, can you hold it firmly? If I give you my heart, can you protect it? WeChat Quote Collection: To forgive others is to be kind to yourself
1. Everyone is happy. However, your happiness is often in the eyes of others.
2. When you feel sad and painful, it is best to learn something. Learning will make you always invincible.
3. Being angry means punishing yourself for the faults of others. To forgive others is to be kind to yourself.
4. Action is the cure for fear, while hesitation and procrastination will continue to nourish fear.
5. You must make friends with honest people, and do not make friends with unjust friends. Drink quiet tea and don't be greedy for fancy wine. Open the door of convenience and the mouth of right and wrong.
6. If you want to succeed, use perseverance as your good friend, experience as your counselor, caution as your brother, and hope as your sentinel.
7. Bonsai Hideki’s dream of becoming a pillar was shattered just because he was doted on by others.
8. We are all short-sighted and always ignore the truest emotions closest to us. We are all far-sighted and always blur the happiness closest to us. Life is really short, not as long as we think. If you don't have time to love well in this life, don't expect to meet again in the next life.
9. Life is cruel. Use sadness to let you know what happiness is, use noise to teach you how to appreciate silence, and use detours to remind you that there is a smooth road ahead.
10. The world is so busy, don’t worry about fame and fortune. Live life as you please, don't force wealth and glory.
11. Only when we do not need external approval will we become free.
12. If a sapling refuses to be pruned because it is afraid of pain, it will never become useful.
13. I lament that youth is too fast because there is no turning back. I hate being born at the wrong time, because I don’t want to admit that I have never really worked hard.
14. Life is like a cup of tea. It will not be bitter for a lifetime, but it will always be bitter for a while!
15. The torrent of life has already reached the cliff. As long as you take another step forward, you will be bitter. It will become a magnificent waterfall.
16. There is a kind of woman who is like a shell, hard on the outside but soft on the inside. There is a beautiful pearl in my heart, but it is never easily seen.
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