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May I ask where you got the link about "asking for gold and silver locks to lock up trivial matters in spring" that you asked in 2008?

The first line: asking for gold and silver locks to lock up the trivial matters of spring;

The second line: sending away the withered and decayed pines but the mist of autumn.

Suosuosuo has the same pronunciation. The lock and the lock are of the same shape. Gold lock and silver lock, the four characters contain gold.

Send pine trees, three words with the same pronunciation. The lock and the lock are of the same shape. Gold lock and silver lock, the four characters contain wood.

It is said that a long time ago, there was a small town. It was said that the town was rich in talented people, and there was a little boy in the town named Aying. The identity is mixed in a place where literati gather, and the story begins in Dongfang Pavilion, a teahouse in one of the gathering places for literati.

There are people reciting poems and writing poems here every day, and although Aying is young, he does have extremely high attainments in literary talent. I often come to Dongfang Pavilion to study and exchange, and I never tire of it.

On this day, Ah Ying came as usual, but he met a group of people surrounding a little girl. After asking about it, he found out that the little girl's name was Xiao Shui, and she came with her father. Because his father had something to do, he came in advance. He left, so he handed her over to the maid, letting her learn how to write poems and poems by literati for fun. Because he also comes from a wealthy family, Xiao Shui has received a good education since he was a child, so he shocked the four families when he came here. Even the famous families who came here hid their identities. After all, there are talented people every year, but this talented girl only appeared this year, and she is only ten years old. When a girl comes out of a couplet, four people should respond to the couplet, although it is relatively simple in quatrains.

Because they are the same age, Aying is full of curiosity about Xiaoshui. So they came forward to answer the couplet. Although it was relatively simple, it was a pleasure to go back and forth, and the four of them were amazed. A talented man and a talented woman were a perfect match. For a whole afternoon, from the initial confrontation to the later chatting, the two hit it off and talked happily. At the end, Xiao Shui reluctantly left at the urging of the maid. Out of attraction to the opposite sex, A Ying was also reluctant to leave. When sending Xiao Shui away, she shouted loudly: "My name is A Ying. I will come here often, how about you?"

Xiao Shui was a little embarrassed and said with a smile: "My name is Xiao Shui, the little stream flows, and I will come here occasionally."

In the days that followed, Aying practiced martial arts in the morning and went to Dongfang Pavilion in the afternoon. This almost became a required course for him. It was as if I had found a soulmate and I looked forward to seeing her every day.

Xiao Shui also came when he saw an opportunity. When he came, he asked the teahouse owner if Aying was here.

In this way, time flew by and two years passed quietly. During these two years, the two of them built a solid friendship together. The two people's life experiences have been concealed, and they talk about everything in life except family matters. Because Xiao Shui thought that A Ying's family affairs were of low status and knowing about it would hurt his self-esteem. However, A Ying saw that Xiao Shui never mentioned it or asked about it, thinking it was Xiao Shui's secret, so he didn't say anything. Although they both come from a wealthy family, there are not many restrictions imposed by the tribe. They both support free communication and free marriage, and they do not place importance on being well-matched. Therefore, there was no pressure between the two of them.

When he was fifteen years old, his father called Aying to his side and said solemnly: "Aying, in our Hao family, every child must choose his own ambition when he reaches the age of fifteen. , as the son of the patriarch, you cannot disobey it, and your future achievements will definitely be high. Should you go to study business with your uncle, or study with your husband and gain fame, or go to the front line and follow Is your uncle going to lead the troops to fight?"

After hearing this, Ah Ying replied decisively without thinking at all: "Father, I have already decided that I will lead the troops to fight with my uncle, defend the country, and become like grandpa in the future. He is also a great hero."

Seeing his son like this, his father also had a happy smile on his face.

As the son of the clan leader, when he was fifteen years old, he had to go to the mountains to experience for three years and solve all the problems of survival by himself except for clothes.

What he has to do is study the art of war and practice martial arts. There was a small hut on the mountain, and Aying lived here for the next three years. The forest is dense, the mountains are stacked on top of each other, and the hut is located on the top of a hill beside the mountains. Although it is simple, life is not hindered. Every now and then, you have to fight tigers and wolves to get food.

Xiaoshui came to see him often. Every time she came, she would send a carrier pigeon. Aying received the carrier pigeon and would come to the mountain pass to pick her up early the next morning with a dagger. When he was tired from walking, he would carry her on his back. When she was bored, he would tell her little jokes to make her happy, and occasionally he would play tricks on her for fun. For him, she specially learned barbecue from the chef in the house, so that she could cook a delicious meal for him with her own hands. Even the two followers beside him were envious.

Although life is monotonous, it is valuable in fulfilling it. He dances with the sword, and she watches him dance with the sword. Every time he comes back carrying a bloody jackal, tiger, and leopard, he is worried and happy at the same time. In her heart, he is a hero.

Time always passes without leaving any trace. Spending time together day and night, the two of them already had the acquiescence of their hearts and their hearts were open to each other. He is eighteen and she is fifteen.

The three-year period has come and he must fulfill his promise to his father and realize his dream.

At the same time, they also wanted to tell their family about the two of them, so that they could get married when he returned home after his success. At the same time, you can also get the blessing of your family. Unexpectedly, when the two mentioned each other's names, they were unanimously opposed by the two families. It turns out that Aying is the eldest son of the head of the Hao family, and Xiao Shui is the second daughter of the head of the Kou family. The marriage between the two major families was originally a good thing, but the two families became enemies and were in conflict with each other politically, economically, and militarily. The two families also felt remorseful and saddened, and both sighed, "It's really a narrow road for enemies."

A Ying was speechless, and Xiao Shui was even more at a loss. Every time I think of the resolute attitude of my clansmen, I shed a few lines of tears in frustration.

A Ying’s father’s words have been echoing in his heart, “If you want to marry the Kou family, it is estimated that the old guys in the family will oppose it to the death, unless...unless you can get married in Xiaoshui. In his unmarried years, his status is enough to be proud of the two clans. When the time comes, no one will object. "This sentence is simple to say. As the son of the clan leader, he knows how powerful the family is, and there is just a glimmer of hope. My heart is broken again.

After learning about Xiao Shui, the Kou family put him under house arrest. If Xiao Shui hadn't forced him to die, he might not have been able to see A Ying for the last time before he went on the expedition.

The two met, and after a long silence, Aying said: "Wait for me for five years." Before Aying could finish speaking, Xiaoshui said his promise, "Pure heart." Lock it deep and wait for you to take it back." Aying looked at her silently, her eyes full of tears, and said firmly: "If you succeed in five years, you will be destroyed if you don't succeed." The last word was spat out, but He received a deep kiss from the beautiful woman, which made him at a loss. After all, this was the first time in his life. In this way, there was a five-year agreement between the two. In fact, Aying just wanted to comfort her. In her eyes, he saw a hint of suicidal thoughts. He hoped that she could completely downplay him and forget him within these five years.

A Ying turned around and left. Xiao Shui reached out to hold him back, but the words in his mouth were not spoken after all.

In this way, Aying went out with the army, while Xiaoshui locked himself in the courtyard, waiting for his return.

I thought that when I completed my career, I could temporarily abandon the love of children, but I never expected that the days without her would be so lonely. As time goes by, the influence in my mind can only become more and more profound.

He drew a lifelike portrait of her and carried it with him. Whenever he missed her unbearably, he would take it out and stare at the portrait in a daze. The army officers often made fun of him.

On the battlefield, he fought bravely with his portrait on his waist. Every time he triumphed, he was covered in blood, some from others and some from his own, but the portrait was not chopped into pieces. , that is, stained by blood and water. In desperation, he coated the portrait with beeswax and mounted it on a gold scroll. It was golden and extremely beautiful. And this scroll also saved his life many times on the battlefield.

In five years, he changed from a soldier to a captain, from a captain to a young general, and from a young general to a general. Five years later, with his rich knowledge of military art and superb martial arts attainments, he He climbed the ranks step by step and finally became the commander-in-chief of the armed forces. Washing away the childishness of the past with blood, perhaps, in another five years, he can really surpass the two major families.

But Xiao Shui, who lives deep in the courtyard, knows nothing about such achievements.

Once he had gone deep into the country, he had never interacted with the world, and then his tribe blocked him. Poor Xiao Shui could only wait.

The five-year period has come. Due to the urgent situation on the front line, Aying cannot come back to keep the appointment. State affairs are very important. How can it be hindered by the lover here?

Another year passed, and after several life and death experiences, he became a hero across the country. What was not known was that behind the hero, there was an unforgettable love.

Before the return, the three armies were having a banquet. The brothers in the army made fun of this approachable hero and said: "Hero, I can finally go back, and you can also see your beautiful little wife, haha." After saying that, he drank a large bowl of wine in one gulp, and Aying followed suit. It is said that the children in the army are so bold and bold.

As for Xiaoshui, after waiting for five years, he began to panic. At first, he could convince himself that he would definitely come back before the time came. But five years later, everything has become so slim, and countless thoughts are filling my brain. "Maybe, he has forgotten me, maybe he will not come back to find me, or more maybe, he has been buried in a foreign land." Too many possibilities made her become too negative. Another year passed, and she finally figured it out. At that time, maybe he just wanted to live well and let time forget everything. At this time, her parents often came to propose marriage to her. After all, she was the youngest child in the family and the most loved by her parents. They did not want to force her too much. Countless noble children came to propose marriage, but were turned away without exception. She just waited for him.

Finally, at the age of twenty-one, Xiao Shui couldn't bear the words of her parents and couldn't bear their sadness, so she agreed to the marriage arrangement arranged by her parents. And she only has one request: as long as she can match her, she will agree to get married. In fact, Xiao Shui was so loyal, and how could he be so playful? She had already secretly vowed that if he couldn't come back before she got married, she would kill herself on the night of her wedding.

The first couplet is "Lock gold and silver locks to lock up a spring's trivial matters", and this couplet appears in the Dongfang Pavilion. She hopes that he can see it, and that he can confront it. He can marry her and go home. This is her only hope and her last hope.

For a time, this pair became an eternal pair in Dongfang Pavilion. The person who responded to the couplet either didn't have good handwriting skills or the artistic conception was not enough. There is no shortage of people who just use word for word, which makes no sense at all. For half a month, no one could match this. Xiaoshui's parents were helpless again. How could they have imagined that their little daughter could actually have such a match. To use Xiao Shui's words, "No one in the whole talented city can match this person, so why marry?" Time is wasting like this.

Changing the subject, Ah Ying returned with his men. He had written a letter and told His Majesty that he hoped to go home for a visit first and tell his father and clan members that he had returned successfully.

When I passed the Dongfang Pavilion, I couldn't help but dismount and revisit my old place, knowing how sad I was. He thought of her, "Perhaps, she is married now." When he saw the red letter on the banner, he became interested again, and the frivolousness and unwillingness to admit defeat in his youth were revealed again.

The banner reads: Asking for gold and silver locks to lock up a spring of trivial matters

And in the lower right corner of the banner, it states: There is a daughter in the family who is now about to get married. Year, as long as you get this match, you can win the heart of your little girl and get a thousand pieces of gold as a gift. Other than that, there are no other markings. Not even a source.

Actually, it’s not just a thousand pieces of gold, but the Kou family’s wealth can easily amount to tens of millions of gold. At this moment, he thought of her again. If she were unmarried, she would be able to make this couplet. After thinking about it, I have reached the age of marriage. If I can't marry Xiao Shui, I can at least marry a talented woman, just like her back then.

In a moment, memories were overwhelming, and scenes from the past appeared one after another. After a little pondering, I came up with the second line.

Raising his hand and waving a pen, twelve words jumped out on the paper: Send away the withered and decayed pines, send away the misty mood of autumn

The literati in the pavilion, who was reciting poems and writing poems, saw a general coming. They were all a little curious about how the general who danced with spears and swords could match this absolute. When they saw the twelve words written by A Ying, the four of them couldn't help but were stunned. Let's not talk about how the second couplet was right. Twelve words, each word is solemn, vigorous and powerful.

Looking at the upper and lower couplets, the contrasts are neat, the meaning is deep, and the loneliness of the emotion cannot be expressed in words. While praising a beautiful woman and a talented man, I also marveled at the fact that this general is also a man of good temperament. What they didn't know was that the man in front of them was the number one general in the country, General Zhanying of the Hao family.

Handed the second couplet to the maid who passed it on, sat down, and slowly tasted the long-lost aroma of tea.

In the private room in the pavilion, when the maid presented the second couplet, the gentleman next to Xiao Shui was stunned for a moment, then sighed: "Good word", pondered for a while, and sighed again: "Good couplet" ". The husband said with a smile on his face: "Miss, I'm afraid we have to prepare for the wedding this time. It's a blessing for the Kou family to have such a talented person!" Said: "Who is worthy of this couplet?"

The maid replied: "It should be a general, wearing golden armor, with a sword and a golden scroll on his waist."

"Oh?"

He let out a light sigh and fell into deep thought again, "If Aying can come back, he should be a general." After being indifferent for a moment, he suddenly became excited and said, "Quick, let him in!"

Seeing this, the maid hurriedly rushed out of the door. After all, she had been with the young lady for so many years, and she still only knew about the young lady's affairs. A lot. When he came to the hall, he saw Ah Ying and politely stepped forward and said: "Sir, Miss, please come!"

A Ying smiled without saying a word and silently followed the maid to the private room upstairs. . When he pushed the door open and entered, he saw the person he had been thinking about day and night. Looking at each other, everything became less important. Two lines of clear tears fell from Xiaoshui's face.

A Ying said excitedly: "You are not married yet."

At the same time, Xiao Shui also said: "You are not married yet."

Two They hugged each other, so that the gentleman and three maids next to him were stunned.

Aying said excitedly: "Just wait, I will go to His Majesty to propose marriage. As long as Your Majesty agrees, no one can stop us."

Xiao Shui was even more excited. He was speechless and could only nod silently.

Now Aying’s achievements are enough to make all the peers of the two families look up to him. I met my father when I got home, stopped for a while, and then went straight to the palace. The father knew his intention to leave and did not make any attempt to stop him. He raised his head to look at the sky and said silently: "Did you see that our child has grown up?"

Seeing His Majesty, His Majesty said boldly: "Tell me what you want. Without you, half of my empire would be gone."

A Ying knelt down on one knee and said in a loud voice: "I have nothing else to ask for, I just ask for I can get your Majesty's permission to marry Xiaoshui of the Kou family."

His Majesty smiled and said: "Haha, okay, I didn't expect that our general is still a sweetheart. I have approved it, and I will do it myself. You preside over the marriage, but that's not enough. I really want to make you the vassal king. If you serve the country well, I will always reward you for your merits. Okay, go back and prepare."

The two of them are married. As husband and wife, although there is dissatisfaction among the two families, they can only express their blessing silently. After all, no one dares to disobey His Majesty.

Five years passed in the blink of an eye. With the efforts of the two, the feud between the two families turned into worldly friends, with political, economic and military cooperation, trilateral cooperation, and unprecedented prosperity.

From then on, the two lived a happy life.