Excerpts from Stephen Chow’s funny classic quotations

In our ordinary daily life, everyone will inevitably come into contact with and use quotations. Quotations refer to the records of those words that are rich in philosophy and special meaning, and are generally used in formal styles. There are various types of quotations. What kind of quotations have you seen? Below are excerpts of Stephen Chow's funny classic quotes that I have compiled for you. You are welcome to learn from and refer to them. I hope it will be helpful to you.

1. Don’t think that I won’t hit you just because you are handsome.

2. More than thirty years ago, when I was in middle school, I really thought about her all the time. Sometimes I would suddenly stop peeing, and then think of her, and my heart would feel sweet. After that half soak, I forgot to pee.

3. With your wisdom, can I fool you?

4. You can say that I am a walk-on, but you cannot say that I am a "stinky walk-on"!

5. Fate is really unfair. Why do I lose my hair when I am so handsome? You are so ugly but don’t lose your hair.

6. Do you need a reason to like someone? Need it? Don't need it? Need it?

7. Only when you have been in pain can you know the real pain; only when you have been attached can you let go of attachment; only when you have been worried can you be free from worries.

8. Do I have to tell you the Tathagata Palm even though I have learned it?

9. The name of his martial arts is called Nine Heavens and Ten Earths. The Bodhisattva shakes his head in fear and splits the golden light, thunder and lightning palm! With one strike, all humans, animals, shrimps, crabs, and fleas within a radius of a hundred miles were turned into ashes!

10. Actually, I am an actor.

11. The newly released dutiful son auction!

12. As long as you say I can do it, even if everyone in the world says I can’t do it, I don’t care!

13. Young people are arrogant and domineering. It is better to be taught a lesson by their own people than to be played to death by others outside!

14. Xiaoqiang! Xiaoqiang, what's wrong with you, Xiaoqiang? Xiaoqiang, you can't die! You and I have been dependent on each other for so many years. We have always taught and raised you as if we were our own flesh and blood. I never thought that today, a man with white hair would give a gift of black hair.

15. You go first. I’ll wait until my legs stop shaking so much and my heartbeat stops beating so wildly.

16. Miss, it is undeniable that I am ugly, but I am gentle and will never lie.

17. If you are not happy, even if you live forever, it is useless. If you are happy, even if you can only live for a few days, it will be enough!

18. With your wisdom, it is difficult for me to explain to you!

19. Ah! Master's thinking is really as powerful as sailing against the current. He is so powerful that he deserves to be king with his ideas.

20. A piece of shit is worth just a few dollars, so why make such a fuss.

21. There is absolutely nothing wrong with you. It is your parents who have a problem and made you look like this!

22. I am one of thousands of wind-demon girls who improve social atmosphere, stimulate the film market, and improve the connotation of young people. I am a graceful prankster with a beautiful tree facing the wind. My name is Gu Jing, and my English name is Gu Jing. JingKoo.

23. After beheading the chicken head, burning the yellow paper, and making an alliance with blood, Wei Xiaobao, you will be my brother of the Heaven and Earth Society, and you will be temporarily incorporated into the Qingmu Hall. We have ten major rules, twenty major codes, thirty major commandments, and eighty minor commandments. If you violate any of them, even if you are my disciple, you will be stabbed to death ninety-nine and eighty-one times.

24. I am both beautiful and wise, the embodiment of hero and chivalry - Tang Bohu.

25. So being a monster is like being a human being. You must have a kind heart. With a kind heart, you are no longer a monster, but a human monster.

26. The bullet penetrated my thigh bone, compressed my aorta, and blocked my trigeminal nerve. Now the left side of my brain is hypoxic and paralyzed, and the right half of my body begins to become paralyzed. (Tear open my pants) Be sure to cut the wound with a knife to remove the bullet.

27. Is it unexpected? Gao is not happy? Not happy?

28. Good deeds have good causes, evil deeds have bad retributions, the laws of nature are cyclical, and God is fair. I once caught a dragon rooster by mistake. Today, the emperor caught me. It is indeed educational. I admire the emperor. The heart is like the endless flow of a surging river, and like the overflowing Yellow River, which is out of control.

29. In terms of wisdom and martial arts, I have always been a little taller than him, but now that there is Zixia Fairy, he may be a little taller than me. It’s just because you are a burden that he will be a little taller than me!

30. Beautiful love is when one person is shameless and the other is pretending to be reserved. Don’t wait until the shameless person is gone before the person pretending to be reserved will cry.

31. Find a place to sit down, drink a cup of tea, eat a steamed bun, and talk slowly.

32. Wow! Brother, you put on this makeup and say you are Sun Wukong? Could you please show some professionalism? You see, those hairs are all split, and it looks like there are two rice cakes on the head. It costs a lot of money to go out and make a living! What are you looking at? Your makeup is disgusting! I said the same thing when you were angry with me!

33. It’s really disappointing. Hearing your voice, I thought you were a very emotional person with a lot of movie fantasy. Looking at your appearance, I can tell that you have no connotation.

34. It doesn’t matter if you don’t remember, forgetting is also a kind of happiness.

35. I have reached the highest level of my life at such a young age, and then I have no choice but to end my own life!

36. Go back to Mars quickly, the earth is very dangerous!

37. I guessed right, but I couldn’t guess the ending...

38. Humans are born from humans, monsters are born from monsters, as long as you If you have a kind heart, you are no longer a monster, but a shemale?

39. I have a green dragon on my left, a white tiger on my right, an old ox on my waist, and a dragon head on my chest. If someone blocks me, I will kill someone, if I block Buddha, I will kill Buddha!

40. It is our responsibility as citizens to eliminate violence and maintain good behavior. Doing good deeds and accumulating virtue is my own interest, so I help the old lady cross the road once a week. If it is a national holiday, I will do it twice. three times.

41. If I make hundreds of thousands per second, will I go play football with you?

42. Ridiculous! I dare to say boldly, no one dares to pretend in front of me, please be quiet!

43. Do you want it? Wukong, if you want something, just say something. How will I know what you want if you don’t tell me? Although you look at me sincerely, you still have to tell me what you want. Do you really want it? Then take it! You don't really want it, do you? Do you really want it?

44. Flying is the flying of Xiao Li’s flying knife, and the knife is the knife of Xiao Li’s flying knife.

45. However, I am a person with very complicated feelings. If a person with very complicated feelings only loves you, he will become emotionally defective. An emotionally defective person, Even if you have him forever, it's useless.

46. Sorry, I am an undercover agent.

47. Wukong wants to eat me. It is just an idea and has not become a fact. You have no evidence, so why is he guilty? Why don't you wait until he eats me and you have the evidence to convict him?

48. Even a pair of underwear or a piece of toilet paper has its use.

49. Come on, let the dogs out!

50. Wrong! This is not an ordinary box, it is the God in the Box, or the Box God for short!