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How do boys make themselves look mature?

1. Immature men will call you a pig's head, honey, a fool or something. Mature men will call you baby. It hurts. Immature men will kiss you hard, whether you like it or not, whether you allow it or not. A mature man will close his eyes and kiss you gently when he is in love, so that you can feel his meticulous love. When an immature man talks to you on the phone or at night, he doesn't care too much about whether you want to sleep, but decides whether to hang up. Mature men will constantly care about whether you are sleepy or not, and will delay your other arrangements before deciding the next step. Even if you are tired, I will stay with you as long as you don't want to sleep. Immature men always ask you questions. There are countless questions about what you did today, with whom and how, but they never use their brains to think about many obvious questions. Mature men rarely ask you too many questions, unless they can't figure it out and can't catch any clues. Otherwise, few things can escape their analytical and thinking abilities. Immature men always tell you all kinds of gossip, such as who is bad and who is in trouble. Mature men seldom say anything bad about anyone in front of you and don't like what you say. 6. Immature men will ask you to cook, wash and knock on his back, occasionally cook you a few mediocre meals and accuse you of your mistakes. Mature men will be very quiet. As long as they have time, they will cook you a good meal, hand you a banana, wash clothes and clean up the housework. Even if your cooked meal tastes bad, they will eat it all with obvious happiness. 7. Immature men will laugh loudly in public, regardless of other people's troubles. Mature men will do their own thing and respond to various occasions with a calm smile. Respect and take care of you. 8. Immature men always protect you or let you go when fighting. Mature men don't fight when they are around you, but use their cleverness calmly. 9. Immature men will drag a large group of friends to bars and nightclubs for nothing, and then have fun and flirt with beautiful women. Mature men are always forced to make phone calls, smoke and drink quietly and chat with friends. 10. Immature men like to collect porn and discuss it with friends. Mature men receive pornography from friends and delete it at a glance. 1 1. Immature men like to drink and open bottles of wine when eating. Mature men hate drinking and only drink when they need it. 12. Immature men smoke mostly to kill time or get used to it and have some fun. Mature men smoke mostly to think and calm themselves. 13. Immature men will ask you what to do when they are in trouble. Mature men will not tell you when they encounter difficulties, but bear them themselves. 14. Immature men like expensive and flashy things and pursue superficial things. Mature men don't like ostentatious things, but like things with quality and taste. 15. Immature men like luxury life and sometimes waste it. No matter how rich a mature man is, he will be frugal to himself and generous to others. 16. Immature men seldom go home with their parents, and seldom care about and love their parents. Always do things regardless of parents' feelings. Mature men, no matter how busy they are at work, have no time to go home to accompany their families and buy the best things for them. My parents are sick and stay in front of my bed every day. Everything will be considered from the perspective of parents. 17. Immature men will compete with you for the TV remote control. Mature men will accompany you to watch your favorite TV programs. 18. Immature men listen to rock and pop songs. I will force you to like it together. Mature men listen to jazz blues, soothing things and rock music, but they are all lyrical. I'll tell you the history and connotation of which classical band. 19. Immature men will make fun of you while driving and hold your hand to look at you from time to time. Mature men will drive carefully, tell you many funny jokes and things, and won't let you annoy him. Because he cherishes life, especially yours. 20. Immature men will hug you and say that you are heavy, you little pig, and let you lose weight. Mature men like to turn around behind your back and then say why you are so light, so that you won't lose weight. 2 1. Immature men will take a long time to buy what you like. Then I'll nag about what I bought you. A mature man will not hesitate to buy it as long as you like it. He loves you, so he will try to make you happy. 22. Immature men will give you a party to celebrate holidays or birthdays. Mature men will take you to a warm place to celebrate, just the two of you. Immature men always show off their women and relationships everywhere. Whether you mind or not. A mature man will hold his head high proudly by your side. Needless to say, his friends will also understand your relationship. I won't talk about your work and family to satisfy my friends' curiosity. 24. Immature men always like you to dress up beautifully, for fear that others will not look at you when you walk in the street, and friends and relatives will not praise your girlfriend for being fashionable and beautiful. Mature men don't like your makeup and publicity. They prefer you to be natural and simple. You are the most beautiful even without makeup. 25. Immature men's love can't stand the test. What they lack is profundity and persistence. Mature men's love is profound, love is quiet, but firm and persistent. Love as a father. He regards you as a treasure. 26. Immature men always waste time. Mature men always feel that time is not enough. Immature men always try their best to avoid responsibility. Mature men always have the courage to take responsibility. 28. Immature men will ask you what to do when they encounter problems and contradictions. Mature men will calmly come up with solutions. 29. Immature men make you cry and make you angry. Mature men will make you laugh and make you comfortable.