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Why do people often swear by the lamp instead of by God?

? Because all their vows are false, because they are afraid that God will punish them. Swear to the light that you can quickly test whether what he said is true or not. Of course, no one knows whether it is true or not. The light won't go out anyway.

? At this moment, a person suddenly turned off the light, and the whole audience was startled. Then, when the light was turned on again, they found that he was fine and everyone burst into laughter. Seeing this abusive person will definitely scare him and turn blue.

? But everyone knows what happens when the lights go out. Can you really kill people? Our life does not mean death. Swear to the light. It's like telling a child that when you grow up, I'll buy you a lollipop. Isn't that the same reason?

? In fact, I especially want to say a word to these people. Can't you be less routine and more sincere? Lying is lying, bragging is bragging, so why call names? Don't you think your vows are too simple? Don't you think, over time, swearing at the lamp was broken by everyone, and no one even believed you swearing at God?

? Especially for men, I don't think we should swear easily. Swearing is important to both the lamp and the god. The oath represents a man's integrity and dignity. If he can swear casually and tell a lie casually, then this man is no different from a woman, even worse than a woman, and he is a villain.

A liar, a man with an unknown address, will never get God's blessing. If you want to gain respect and face, don't always tell lies and swear words. No one will believe your oath.