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The real version of Liu Xing - the walking child (Batu)
For those born in the late 1980s and early 1990s, your childhood is destined to be accompanied by a TV:
Haha, it’s hailing, what a familiar word, Zhang Yishan is no longer the same as he was then. The naughty and mischievous spirit in the play plays the role of "Yu Zui", which makes us suddenly realize that our childhood is far away. And an entertainment program I watched recently made me see Liu Xing's replica "Batu", and it also made me realize that our childhood is far away. Let us realize that Song Dandan plays his true role in the family with children. Song Dandan’s son Batu. At first glance, I thought Batu was only in his early 20s. Although he is so big, he is very honest and a little cute. The first one The idea is that this kid is so well-loved, maybe because he went abroad to spend his time abroad, but he is so difficult to think of as a second-generation star or a new generation of mainland actors (he doesn’t have the slightest aura of the second-generation star). It’s also my fault that I’ve been fascinated by various reality shows in recent years. I haven’t watched any TV series for a long time. I haven’t watched Batu’s TV series that I found online (sorry Batu).
28-year-old Batu makes me feel only 8 years old
In "Longing for Life", mother (Song Dandan) takes her son (Batu) into the mushroom house. The scene was when they appeared in the car, and the interaction between the two was very intimate. This may be because the small space of the car restricted Batu from doing anything that would make Song Dandan unhappy. However, at that time, I did regard Batu as Song’s mother’s manager. He was dead, and later I found out he was his son.
Then, when we arrived at the hut and in front of everyone, a life of Song's mother squeezing her son began. It was very lively, vivid, and realistic. Maybe after reading the following content, you will find that you You may have been treated like this before.
Song Ma gave Dahua (Henry) a big hug and said to the owners of the hut: "Find some work for my son, he is too fat."
Ba Tu smiled, with some embarrassment and concealment in his mood. He resisted without much force and said: "What do you mean by finding some work for my son? He is too fat?"
Song's mother I didn't feel that my son was resisting, but outsiders could see it. Our friendly teacher Huang quickly said: "He is not fat."
Song’s mother turned around and praised Huang Lei, “You are so good,” and said to He Jiong, “His wife is very happy. I want to say that his two children are also very happy. My sister Duoduo is very good, and my sister will be too in the future.” I believe his family education is a model for the whole of China.
Batu quickly fled the scene and went to pick corn with Dahua. Batu was afraid that Song Ma’s emotions would still fall into the eyes of everyone, and he couldn’t hide it. He accidentally received Dahua’s 10,000-point attack: "Is your mother mean to you? She keeps talking about you, why is my child so ignorant..."
(Haha, Dahua has always been an upright boy, cute and stupid, He and Batu are almost like brothers, well, this is not an exaggeration, especially when they insist on moving corn together).
Batu said that he was very scared when he was a child. He did not dare and did not want to admit that he was still scared as an adult (nearly 30 years old). He just wanted to end this joke quickly...
At the same time, Song's mother followed He Jiong to dig potatoes. Song's mother kept sighing, "It's great, it's great. I can do two episodes in a row. I won't leave. I'm so happy...", very enthusiastic and enchanting. I was happy, but within a few minutes I said, "Why is it only four o'clock? It was already after 2 o'clock when I came here. After such a long day, I only stayed up for two hours." Everyone was making a noise, hahahao when these words came out.
When Batu returned to the Mushroom House, when Song’s mother revealed her family tree, Batu was called a well-behaved and obedient person. The storyteller, well, everything mom said was right,” is what he looks like.
When she came to her son, Song’s mother “disdained” her son again:
“Son, why do you eat so much?”
“ You shouldn’t eat it”
“Have you ever seen my son doing housework?”
“I gave birth to a waste”
“Can I change it?” Son? "
In contrast to Song Ma's disdain, Batu really tries hard to be someone else's child. If this is not the effect of the show, then this little brother is really alive. It's a bit hard, I need to keep trying to please and prove myself, and I still have to be disliked. If he is now 8, I can understand it, but for a 28-year-old guy, I smell a sense of sadness and helplessness...
Even while walking in the morning, Batu had already kept his voice very low, but Song Ma was still reminding him to keep it down.
Later on, Batu laughed at himself and said that he didn’t know anything~~~
During breakfast, Song’s mother kept exaggerating about Hua, and even said that she would go to the Civil Affairs Bureau to get another one. Son, after the effects of the show were completed, the angry sparks on Batu’s head turned into smoke~~
After that, Batu wanted to boil eggs for his mother who had food poisoning the night before. , Song Dandan was hit by the smoke from Batu's fan, and said arrogantly: "I won't eat eggs anymore. Who can bear this?" But did the smoke really spread as far as the fan? I didn't see it in front of the phone~~~
When everyone arranged for Batu to build a chicken coop, Song's mother clearly showed distrust and threatened: "If you build this chicken coop, Mom I really feel that your child was raised in vain." Batu said with a smile, I grew up just to make a chicken coop. During the construction process, He Jiong and Huang Lei observed Batu from time to time. They really regarded Batu as a child and praised him from time to time. However, their own mother kept saying that it was impossible and absolutely impossible to build it.
So far, Batu is fine, not particularly angry.
Later, Song’s mother talked about Batu’s embarrassing incident in the kindergarten more than 20 years ago. Batu became angry and really lost all face. Everyone saw Batu’s anger. This anger made me Correspondingly, at least 100 million people saw it (mango channel fans), but Song Ma didn't see it, and Batu didn't explode in the end. We can all see the helplessness and sadness.
Batu wanted to turn around and leave the smoke, but Song Ma’s sudden concern for Batu’s feet exposed Batu’s anger and childishness, “It’s been like this a long time ago, don’t worry about it.” If you Think it’s over here? And then there’s a heartwarming scene between mother and son? Then you are wrong.
"You chewed it yourself, right?"
"You always chew it yourself, come and show it to everyone."
Helpless to the point of exhaustion...
He Jiong: He already has the dignity of a man and is going to make a chicken coop, but you suddenly ask him to stop chewing his feet.
Huang Lei: It’s not easy for this kid~~
Batu turned around and left in the wrong direction...
The dislike continues, I don’t know how Now, on the day of family reunion, everyone is eating glutinous rice balls. How will Song's mother squeeze her son... maybe let her son dance the Lantern Festival?
After watching the whole program, I couldn’t help but feel a little sad for Batu. Such a walking child, under the nose of Song Ma, if he is not rebellious like "Liu Xing", then he is unconditionally obedient and lacks Confidence, I have never seen Batu have any confidence from the beginning to the end...
The conversation between Song Ma and Batu, the squeeze and helplessness, I believe every child has experienced it more or less. Everyone will have embarrassing things like this, but are the owners of these embarrassing things really willing to expose them in front of outsiders?
I believe not. After watching the program, I suddenly remembered an experience I had when I was very young. At that time, I lived with my grandparents in the top corner of the village, and I was in this corner. The youngest child in the family, he was quite cute when he was a child. Frankly speaking, he was a silly type and had a relatively junior level. Anyone who was older than me was at the level of my aunts and uncles. They were always teasing me intentionally or unintentionally. I played, maybe it was really a more interesting way to pass the time in that era, for example, I was asked to go home and get good things to "honor" them, etc.
In fact, I don’t have much memory of it until one time. What I remember clearly is that everyone was laughing. I asked them what they were laughing at, and they said they were laughing at me. It was my behavior when I was a child. I was a little confused at the time, until later. I only know the experiences of those years from other people's mouths, but I am not that willing to be the "laughing stock" of others after dinner. I will still be angry about this matter alone, although I am relieved now. But when I go back to the village and occasionally meet acquaintances, they will talk about that time... (haha) with a smile on their face, but they will always resist in their hearts.
Another thing is that I remember that when I was in the 4th or 5th grade of elementary school, an uncle I didn’t know came to the store that my family owned at the time. One day, I was watching TV. Dad was chatting with him. I didn’t pay much attention at first. Later I realized that dad was scolding me in front of him, saying that I was lazy and that I didn’t do anything. I have forgotten many of the specific words. I only remember that time I was very angry and went upstairs to collect my things. I ran out crying and vowed mentally that I would never come back again. Then I walked towards the station. In the end, I was pulled back by them. In the end, if my mother hadn’t come back to help me, Dad, please apologize and be reasonable. I have broken up with you a long time ago~~~~
I have seen many mothers around me who like to make their children worthless, but they also want others to feel that they are very hurt. Children will always regard their innocent words as the basis for scolding, and then embark on the road of destroying the child's heart, going further and further. At this time, if the child doesn't say: Mom, stop talking; or else he just says, "You say it, whatever you say, as long as you are happy," and plays with his mobile phone by himself.
A few days ago, I saw an article written by Mi Mengda titled "How to Ruin a Child During the Chinese New Year". The article wrote about how my niece was teased by the elders in such an ancient way, which made her very sad. I was really angry after watching it. I can’t say I felt the same way, because after all, I don’t have many such experiences. Except for the two episodes just mentioned, there are almost no such stories, but I often see this phenomenon. , in fact, if you have to make fun jokes about your child, please respect the child's privacy. Even if you get the child's consent, don't say it in front of too many people, especially in front of outsiders. If the child is still young, as Mimeng said, it will make the child very insecure, find it difficult to trust adults, will habitually please adults, and more seriously, it will cause the child's personality to be distorted.
There are so many "adverse reactions" at such a young age, let alone a grown-up person who can celebrate several adult ceremonies? Don’t let your children become children all the time, at least not mentally. Chinese children are more or less able to please their parents, and will please or compromise, because what they love most is their parents, even if they are sad. Try to let your parents see your growing side and strive to be other people's children. If your parents are sad, they will blame themselves, be distressed, and find ways to make up for it, because it is a traditional Chinese virtue to stay pleasant in front of your parents. But it is also a test, a state that is difficult to achieve.
Zixia asked Confucius, "What is filial piety?" Confucius said: "Color is difficult"!
Let your child be independent, praise him, and let everyone know that he/she is your pride, and then he/she will truly become your pride!
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