What humorous words can make parents laugh?

Suggest children’s jokes! Children's jokes are more suitable for the elderly. They are purely personal opinions and cannot represent the opinions of others. I will send you two to take a look.

1. My godson is over one year old and can’t speak yet. He can only say “ah”.

His father, who is also my brother, said to his son: "Call me daddy" and my son said "ah". My brother continued to say: "Call me daddy" and my son said "ah". I was very happy on the sidelines. So I said to my godson, "Call me grandpa", and my son said "Ah". As a result, his father burst out laughing!

2. The son stayed in bed and did not do his homework. The father said to his son: "If you don't do your homework, you will not find a good job in the future."

The son said: " I don't want to work."

Father: "Then you'd better not get married and start a family."

Son: "Just... don't get married!" p>Father: "Then you'd better not fall in love, let alone kiss a girl..."

Son: "I don't have time to chat with you! I should do my homework!"

3. Taking my son and husband out for fun during the summer vacation.

Just because the weather was too hot, we enjoyed the shade under the tree. Because the tree was too short, I was accidentally scratched and left a scar on the corner of my eyebrow.

A few days later, the more I looked at the scar, the angrier I became.

So I asked my son: "Son, you see there are scars on my mother's face. Does it mean that I will become ugly if I have scars?"

Unexpectedly, my son didn't even think about it. If you think about it, just tell me directly, "Mom, don't think like this. In fact, your ugliness has nothing to do with your scars!" ”

4. Six-year-old Fangfang is very cute and is often proposed to by boys in her class.

Once, Fangfang went home and said to her mother: Mom, the girl in our class Xiaoqiang proposed to me again, and my mother asked helplessly: Does Xiaoqiang have a regular job?

Fangfang thought for a while and said: He was the blackboard cleaner in our class!

5. When I was a child! I was very clingy to my brother. I always followed him wherever he went. I remember one time after lunch, he went to town with some friends to play video games. He didn’t want me to follow him, so he lied to me and told me to play hide-and-seek. Don't come out until you do that... That afternoon, I sat stupidly in the closet for more than four hours...

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