Jokes about the advantages of women and men.

Women have two advantages, but there is a loophole; Although men have no advantages, they have one advantage; Men often seize the two advantages of women and make up for the loopholes of women with their own advantages. It's called flawless. Why are men smart? A man has two heads. Why do women like to eat? Women have two mouths. Why do men and women get married? When a man has figured it out and a woman has, why divorce? Men know the depth, women know the length. Nutritionists study the reasons why men are fat and women are thin after marriage: men have two bags of fresh milk, a bird's nest and two pieces of abalone every night; And women only have one ham sausage and two quail eggs every night. Men are cows, women are land, there is no arable land, only dead-tired cows; Cattle are getting thinner and thinner, and the land is getting more and more ripe; Good fire consumes carbon, good woman Han Fei, men want sex, and they are still dying. Please take care.